BrobertBreadman
@brobertbreadman.bsky.social
Lefty Jew, working in the Labor Movement. Not as funny as I think I am.
Came for the relative lack of fascists. Staying for the shitposts and cats
Came for the relative lack of fascists. Staying for the shitposts and cats
I got one of those "This is Chuck Schumer, what can I do to convince you..." texts. I responded "Stop" to get off the list, which is funny because that's also my answer to the question
January 16, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I got one of those "This is Chuck Schumer, what can I do to convince you..." texts. I responded "Stop" to get off the list, which is funny because that's also my answer to the question
why do so many people complain about the word "moist", but never about "girth"?
January 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
why do so many people complain about the word "moist", but never about "girth"?
Tom Homan is the answer to the question “what would it look like if Shrek joined the KKK?”
No Homan, your officers brandishing weapons are going to assure there will be more incidents like this.
Now, about that 50K cash in the bag...
Now, about that 50K cash in the bag...
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Tom Homan is the answer to the question “what would it look like if Shrek joined the KKK?”
The only “they just need more training” argument I will accept is a mandatory course on swallowing marbles. And remember, the heimlich is for quitters
January 10, 2026 at 4:39 PM
The only “they just need more training” argument I will accept is a mandatory course on swallowing marbles. And remember, the heimlich is for quitters
The recording is public and everyone has seen it. No one genuinely believes that Renee Good was trying to use her vehicle as a weapon, and no one genuinely believes that the shooting was self defense. Anyone pretending to thinks that ICE should be allowed to kill at random with impunity
January 9, 2026 at 12:06 PM
The recording is public and everyone has seen it. No one genuinely believes that Renee Good was trying to use her vehicle as a weapon, and no one genuinely believes that the shooting was self defense. Anyone pretending to thinks that ICE should be allowed to kill at random with impunity
After we get the Mountain Goats cover of “Trouble”, I want Tallahassee, Taylor’s version
January 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
After we get the Mountain Goats cover of “Trouble”, I want Tallahassee, Taylor’s version
So maybe we just shouldn’t have an entire law enforcement agency that does literally nothing but kidnap and murder people at random
January 8, 2026 at 12:07 AM
So maybe we just shouldn’t have an entire law enforcement agency that does literally nothing but kidnap and murder people at random
Now that we have reached our year-long detente in the war on Christmas, it is time to focus our attention on the war on Arbor Day
January 4, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Now that we have reached our year-long detente in the war on Christmas, it is time to focus our attention on the war on Arbor Day
Hey Bluesky, how did we manage to create so many strawmen who are opposing the kidnapping of a foreign leader wrong?
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Hey Bluesky, how did we manage to create so many strawmen who are opposing the kidnapping of a foreign leader wrong?
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Good riddance to this absolute dogshit year
January 1, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Good riddance to this absolute dogshit year
I haven’t showered since last year! Wait, shit, I did it too early
December 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I haven’t showered since last year! Wait, shit, I did it too early
“I was promised birds”
December 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
“I was promised birds”
I’m not exactly sure what it means, but I am definitely 100% behind Transgender for Everyone
December 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I’m not exactly sure what it means, but I am definitely 100% behind Transgender for Everyone
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The maga divide summarized: does the gutter racism that is the mortar of our coalition apply to Jews or not? And if it doesn’t do we mean that or are we just pretending for the moment?
December 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The maga divide summarized: does the gutter racism that is the mortar of our coalition apply to Jews or not? And if it doesn’t do we mean that or are we just pretending for the moment?
Has someone already set up a cabbage to measure Bari Weiss’s time at CBS?
The CBS reporter who led the story calls pulling it a "political" decision.
"The decision was made after Bari Weiss, the new editor in chief of CBS News, requested numerous changes to the segment."
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/b...
"The decision was made after Bari Weiss, the new editor in chief of CBS News, requested numerous changes to the segment."
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/b...
December 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Has someone already set up a cabbage to measure Bari Weiss’s time at CBS?
WHAT FUCKING PLANET AM I LIVING ON?
Opinion | Mitt Romney: Tax the Rich, Like Me
www.nytimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
WHAT FUCKING PLANET AM I LIVING ON?
One of these statements was written by someone who genuinely cares about the safety of the Jewish people, and the other was written by the prime minister of Israel
Compare the statement about the antisemitic terror attack in Australia by the Israeli Prime Minister with the one by Zohran Mamdani, and ask yourself who more truly cares about condemning antisemitism, as opposed to using it to promote unrelated politics.
December 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
One of these statements was written by someone who genuinely cares about the safety of the Jewish people, and the other was written by the prime minister of Israel
We all know that there’s only one good Christmas song, and it’s DMX’s cover of Rudolph
December 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
We all know that there’s only one good Christmas song, and it’s DMX’s cover of Rudolph
No one who talks shit on Newark airport has ever been to JFK
December 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
No one who talks shit on Newark airport has ever been to JFK
Say what you want about the Eagles, YOUR team has probably never blocked replacement players from entering the stadium with a 1986 Bronco with the words "SCAB BUSTER" painted across the front. #GoBirds
December 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Say what you want about the Eagles, YOUR team has probably never blocked replacement players from entering the stadium with a 1986 Bronco with the words "SCAB BUSTER" painted across the front. #GoBirds
I’m kinda in the middle of processing some family trauma here, Doulingo. I will practice my Spanish later, get off my dick.
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I’m kinda in the middle of processing some family trauma here, Doulingo. I will practice my Spanish later, get off my dick.
Hahaha, yeah. Probably.
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Hahaha, yeah. Probably.
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Yeah I have FOMO. Fear Of Meeting Others.
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Yeah I have FOMO. Fear Of Meeting Others.
If you want to make a period piece set between 1800 and 1920, you have a part for Nick Offerman or you go to prison
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If you want to make a period piece set between 1800 and 1920, you have a part for Nick Offerman or you go to prison