Or maybe it’s like There Will Come Soft Rain, but instead of pancakes and poetry, it’s ketamine and anime porn

Like everyone has the cybernetic implants and shit, but absolutely none of it actually works

Full disclosure, I was too young to form permanent memories when I was there. I only know it happened from the pictures and scars, and only know I survived because I’m still here

The doc is great. I think “No one should ever be the second person to die in a wave pool” to myself like three times a day. But the book is absolute magic. His son just writes from this perspective of basically saying the guy was a misunderstood genius, free from the tyranny of safety regulations

Have you read the book by the guy’s son? It’s spectacular

This is the only answer

Lol, for awhile it kept freezing on me until I realized it would immediately back out if I tell Lilly “I would like to buy you some cigarettes”

“Duolingo here. We’re permanently suspending your account for excessively telling the owl to go fuck itself , but to your credit, it was in flawless Italian”

Italian caliber

Is getting a nazi tattoo not a “deed”?

Is he sad because he’s in the bucket, or is he in the bucket because he’s sad?

Are you this exhausting in real life, or just on the internet?

Yes. Wearing a swastika is de facto consent to anything that hurts

Turns out Portney’s Complaint is that everyone finds him too boring to be worth canceling

I just finished my first playthrough a couple of weeks ago. It took me longer than I expected because half the time I fired it up, I spent my whole play time just tossing grenades into every business with a whites only sign