aspirant normal guy
@brisketfingers.bsky.social
Goblin Engineer. I like plants, I want socialism
Enabling 802.11b on the WAPs at Teledildonics HQ, to sexually frustrate my coworkers
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Enabling 802.11b on the WAPs at Teledildonics HQ, to sexually frustrate my coworkers
Mouse conquered
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Mouse conquered
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The fact that these guys missed the bus over and over is part of the charm, but you just have to sit back and marvel at how gloriously they whiffed this one. They recorded one of the greatest songs ever and then shelved it cause they thought it wasn't quite ready. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVEQ...
Can't Hardly Wait (The "Tim" Version) (Alternate Mix)
YouTube video by The Replacements - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The fact that these guys missed the bus over and over is part of the charm, but you just have to sit back and marvel at how gloriously they whiffed this one. They recorded one of the greatest songs ever and then shelved it cause they thought it wasn't quite ready. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVEQ...
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I don't watch reality TV. I like my drama free range and all natural
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I don't watch reality TV. I like my drama free range and all natural
@mls.bsky.social What in the everloving hells were you thinking when you scheduled this match? Unacceptable fan treatment during the playoffs.
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
@mls.bsky.social What in the everloving hells were you thinking when you scheduled this match? Unacceptable fan treatment during the playoffs.
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well well well, if it isn’t the blowjob brothers?
I just saw this photo and now you have to see this photo
November 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
well well well, if it isn’t the blowjob brothers?
There's a character in our national history named Deep Throat (not Nancy) and yet so many Americans still think we're a serious country.
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
There's a character in our national history named Deep Throat (not Nancy) and yet so many Americans still think we're a serious country.
Father I need skritches
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Father I need skritches
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I propose an international law that once you become personally responsible for the murder of 1,000 people, be it via direct violence or policy, you are declared a dragon and adventurers can form parties to quest against you.
November 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I propose an international law that once you become personally responsible for the murder of 1,000 people, be it via direct violence or policy, you are declared a dragon and adventurers can form parties to quest against you.
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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She gitch on my big lake til I gummi
She wreck on my Edmund til I Fitzgerald
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
She gitch on my big lake til I gummi
[me at 36]: phones are now full on computers and they last more than one day on a charge sometimes
[me at 16]: thats fuckin sick dude
[36]: you have major depression and it doesn't go away
[16]: that cant possibly be true
[me at 16]: thats fuckin sick dude
[36]: you have major depression and it doesn't go away
[16]: that cant possibly be true
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
[me at 36]: phones are now full on computers and they last more than one day on a charge sometimes
[me at 16]: thats fuckin sick dude
[36]: you have major depression and it doesn't go away
[16]: that cant possibly be true
[me at 16]: thats fuckin sick dude
[36]: you have major depression and it doesn't go away
[16]: that cant possibly be true
The Old Ones walk amongst us
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The Old Ones walk amongst us
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until this happens, i don’t think anyone should be forced to carry their senators to term
Senators should have a 6 month term.
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
until this happens, i don’t think anyone should be forced to carry their senators to term
Gonna start collecting rice cookers like pokemon
November 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Gonna start collecting rice cookers like pokemon
She gitch on my big lake til I gummi
She wreck on my Edmund til I Fitzgerald
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
She gitch on my big lake til I gummi
They are good to us
November 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
They are good to us
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*Jacob Marley if he were really jacked as a ghost*
THESE ARE THE GAINS I FORGED IN LIFE, EBENEZER
THESE ARE THE GAINS I FORGED IN LIFE, EBENEZER
July 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
*Jacob Marley if he were really jacked as a ghost*
THESE ARE THE GAINS I FORGED IN LIFE, EBENEZER
THESE ARE THE GAINS I FORGED IN LIFE, EBENEZER
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What are we talking about here? Some kind of peanut butter toast situation?
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
What are we talking about here? Some kind of peanut butter toast situation?
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The fact that they’re so desperate for a normie Dem to be elected should be a huge tell
November 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The fact that they’re so desperate for a normie Dem to be elected should be a huge tell
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Woke up today to the news