aspirant normal guy
@brisketfingers.bsky.social
Goblin Engineer. I like plants, I want socialism
There's a character in our national history named Deep Throat (not Nancy) and yet so many Americans still think we're a serious country.
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
There's a character in our national history named Deep Throat (not Nancy) and yet so many Americans still think we're a serious country.
Father I need skritches
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Father I need skritches
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I propose an international law that once you become personally responsible for the murder of 1,000 people, be it via direct violence or policy, you are declared a dragon and adventurers can form parties to quest against you.
November 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I propose an international law that once you become personally responsible for the murder of 1,000 people, be it via direct violence or policy, you are declared a dragon and adventurers can form parties to quest against you.
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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She gitch on my big lake til I gummi
She wreck on my Edmund til I Fitzgerald
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
She gitch on my big lake til I gummi
[me at 36]: phones are now full on computers and they last more than one day on a charge sometimes
[me at 16]: thats fuckin sick dude
[36]: you have major depression and it doesn't go away
[16]: that cant possibly be true
[me at 16]: thats fuckin sick dude
[36]: you have major depression and it doesn't go away
[16]: that cant possibly be true
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
[me at 36]: phones are now full on computers and they last more than one day on a charge sometimes
[me at 16]: thats fuckin sick dude
[36]: you have major depression and it doesn't go away
[16]: that cant possibly be true
[me at 16]: thats fuckin sick dude
[36]: you have major depression and it doesn't go away
[16]: that cant possibly be true
The Old Ones walk amongst us
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The Old Ones walk amongst us
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until this happens, i don’t think anyone should be forced to carry their senators to term
Senators should have a 6 month term.
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
until this happens, i don’t think anyone should be forced to carry their senators to term
Gonna start collecting rice cookers like pokemon
November 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Gonna start collecting rice cookers like pokemon
She gitch on my big lake til I gummi
She wreck on my Edmund til I Fitzgerald
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
She gitch on my big lake til I gummi
They are good to us
November 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
They are good to us
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*Jacob Marley if he were really jacked as a ghost*
THESE ARE THE GAINS I FORGED IN LIFE, EBENEZER
THESE ARE THE GAINS I FORGED IN LIFE, EBENEZER
July 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
*Jacob Marley if he were really jacked as a ghost*
THESE ARE THE GAINS I FORGED IN LIFE, EBENEZER
THESE ARE THE GAINS I FORGED IN LIFE, EBENEZER
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What are we talking about here? Some kind of peanut butter toast situation?
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
What are we talking about here? Some kind of peanut butter toast situation?
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The fact that they’re so desperate for a normie Dem to be elected should be a huge tell
November 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The fact that they’re so desperate for a normie Dem to be elected should be a huge tell
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Woke up today to the news
Defense: Agent Lairmore, is it true that being struck by the sandwich exacerbated your inability to achieve erection?
Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw.
"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.
Lairmore won't confirm.
"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.
Lairmore won't confirm.
"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
November 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Defense: Agent Lairmore, is it true that being struck by the sandwich exacerbated your inability to achieve erection?
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this is what's happening under his shirt
November 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
this is what's happening under his shirt
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
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Why they buildin’ a ballroom???
November 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Why they buildin’ a ballroom???
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"Blowjob Brothers" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
November 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
"Blowjob Brothers" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
Same but it's tough to work that into normal conversation
I have my doctorate in pussy eating
November 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Same but it's tough to work that into normal conversation
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Me at the Costco business center
October 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Me at the Costco business center