Brightest
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Brightest
@brightest.bsky.social
Cats, tea, birds, hockey, incomprehensible yelling. she/her
Hockey is back, meaning it's time for me to spend the next month being absolutely baffled by players moving teams.
October 11, 2023 at 11:10 PM
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One of my favorite sub-genres of art is Cats Stealing Food in Still Life Paintings. It’s so wonderfully disrespectful. Like Still Life with Cat by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, 1705. www.thegreatcat.org/the-cat-in-a...
October 2, 2023 at 11:34 PM
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Birds
(Chicken, Duck, Toucan and Lovebird)
September 28, 2023 at 1:02 PM
As Maggie would not stop scratching at a cut by her ear and making it worse, she has spent the last week or so in the Orange Neck Pillow of Citrus-y Shame. It's both effective and adorable.
September 16, 2023 at 3:49 PM
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I have a lot to do but what if, instead, I captioned my shorebird photos?
September 16, 2023 at 2:58 PM
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the moral of this comic is storytelling is easy: you just get your friends to punch your story up, usually by having a character gain access to spider-man's web shooters and also spider-man's rogue's gallery

www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
September 15, 2023 at 12:18 PM
Today in Definitely Very Serious Video Game Theories, I propose that the Assassins in Assassin's Creed are actually octopuses. They can blend in with the background to the point they disappear: camouflage! They can hold so many things: extra arms! They can climb everything: suction pads! 🐙🔪
September 12, 2023 at 11:49 PM
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Tokay gecko
September 11, 2023 at 7:38 PM
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remember: birdwatching goes both ways
September 8, 2023 at 8:10 AM
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WHAT DO WE WANT? CHRONOLOGICAL FEEDS!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT? THE POST BEFORE THIS ONE!
September 7, 2023 at 11:02 PM
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Too relatable.
August 31, 2023 at 9:30 PM
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Know Your Northern Cardinals.
My newsletter: tinyletter.com/rosemarymosco
September 5, 2023 at 1:24 PM
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It's Squidtember.

Get this shirt.
Crop top it.
Go out looking hot in a shirt repping squid. It's the solution you've been looking for.

All sales support science education nonprofit
@skypeascientist.bsky.social and the Squid Facts Hotline

Reskeets very appreciated!

squidfacts.bigcartel.com
September 3, 2023 at 2:39 PM
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Okay! So threading can be rough here! Here's all my "guide" together if you need it (not exhaustive, just the stuff I tell folks to get them started :) )

(with alt text ♥ )
August 22, 2023 at 11:21 PM
🌺
September 2, 2023 at 3:45 PM
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Hello world!
August 31, 2023 at 11:55 AM
May fortune follow the stranger who responded to me going, "oh, bug spray, what a smart thing to bring" at an outdoor play by going, "here, hold out your arms, I've got you!" and saving me from the swarms of mosquitoes who had an audience buffet.
September 1, 2023 at 1:25 AM
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Here we go!! We are live!
tinyurl.com/me9r66ac
Visionary Vultures 3: Wolves of Land & Sky is making strides towards its target! Already halfway funded within the first hour of launch! But there's more… Unlock sensational stretch goals and campaign freebies with us!
August 29, 2023 at 7:12 PM
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🦢
August 27, 2023 at 5:47 PM
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After extensive research, I bring you:

Laser Crab: 4K Remaster
August 23, 2023 at 10:02 PM
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continued:

- you'll get followed by an endless stream of accounts like "cool cat pics" or whatev that are following 20k people and do nothing but post uncredited pics scraped from elsewhere. Block these bots on sight

- @catsofyore.bsky.social is the only valid cat pic account afaik. follow them!
August 18, 2023 at 8:15 PM
We lost power in my neighbourhood and the building tenant group chat is 50% "I have extra candles/flashlights if anyone needs them!" and 50% "awww man I'm going to have to replay that entire section of the game/my PS is going to yell at me for not properly shutting down".
August 18, 2023 at 2:11 AM
I had to renew my health card today and I am very curious about how the photo will turn out because I realized about two seconds before the camera went off that the song playing in the government office was the 90s hit "Sex and Candy" and it was suddenly rather surreal.
August 17, 2023 at 10:45 PM