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September 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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September 16, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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Newsmax reaches $67M settlement with Dominion Voting Systems in defamation case.
Newsmax reaches $67M settlement with Dominion Voting Systems in defamation case
The voting system manufacturer claimed the news channel made false statements about the company.
www.politico.com
August 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Newsmax reaches $67M settlement with Dominion Voting Systems in defamation case.
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This was particularly interpretive
July 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This was particularly interpretive
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Dogs: POOP
Me: No.
Dogs: EMERGENCY POOP!!!
Me: No. you just want to fight the owls again. Go to slee—what is that smell?!!!
Dogs: YOU GAMBLED AND LOST
Me: No.
Dogs: EMERGENCY POOP!!!
Me: No. you just want to fight the owls again. Go to slee—what is that smell?!!!
Dogs: YOU GAMBLED AND LOST
July 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Dogs: POOP
Me: No.
Dogs: EMERGENCY POOP!!!
Me: No. you just want to fight the owls again. Go to slee—what is that smell?!!!
Dogs: YOU GAMBLED AND LOST
Me: No.
Dogs: EMERGENCY POOP!!!
Me: No. you just want to fight the owls again. Go to slee—what is that smell?!!!
Dogs: YOU GAMBLED AND LOST
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NYT: How Trump turned pedophile lemons into racist lemonade
July 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
NYT: How Trump turned pedophile lemons into racist lemonade
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“I never wrote a picture in my life. I don’t draw pictures of women,” President Trump said in an interview with the Wall Street Journal, which reported on the bawdy birthday gift to Jeffrey Epstein.
Here’s a look at four pictures he’s drawn:
Here’s a look at four pictures he’s drawn:
Trump said he ‘never wrote a picture in my life.’ Here are four.
Trump claims he’s never made drawings. He’s done many. Here are four examples.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
“I never wrote a picture in my life. I don’t draw pictures of women,” President Trump said in an interview with the Wall Street Journal, which reported on the bawdy birthday gift to Jeffrey Epstein.
Here’s a look at four pictures he’s drawn:
Here’s a look at four pictures he’s drawn:
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I give CBS the weekend before they announce that they'll be replacing Colbert with just an hour of Don Jr. getting increasingly fucked up on every drug imaginable and firing a gun every time someone says the word "woke"
July 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I give CBS the weekend before they announce that they'll be replacing Colbert with just an hour of Don Jr. getting increasingly fucked up on every drug imaginable and firing a gun every time someone says the word "woke"
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Guy who borrowed money at low rates to make Uber for Dogs and sold it to Google before they realized it was garbage: attached is a list of people I would like the state to terrorize
The Vice President of the United States of America: yes sir, I’m on it
The Vice President of the United States of America: yes sir, I’m on it
this is genuinely insane. we’re going to need to jail people involved with this administration
June 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Guy who borrowed money at low rates to make Uber for Dogs and sold it to Google before they realized it was garbage: attached is a list of people I would like the state to terrorize
The Vice President of the United States of America: yes sir, I’m on it
The Vice President of the United States of America: yes sir, I’m on it
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My yard is such a mess i say to myself yet again while staring at it and planning to do nothing about it.
June 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My yard is such a mess i say to myself yet again while staring at it and planning to do nothing about it.
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Tent your fingers, Elon. TENT YOUR FINGERS.
June 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Tent your fingers, Elon. TENT YOUR FINGERS.
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"It's good you blurred their faces" will never not be funny to me.
June 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
"It's good you blurred their faces" will never not be funny to me.
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This celebration has like, five segments
May 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
This celebration has like, five segments
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Was the person who came up with “whoopsie daisy” the same person that said “toodle-loo” or were they just soul mates
April 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Was the person who came up with “whoopsie daisy” the same person that said “toodle-loo” or were they just soul mates
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if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
April 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
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I can not stop laughing at Pete Alonso running. what the hell even is that.
April 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I can not stop laughing at Pete Alonso running. what the hell even is that.
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Never in my decade of filing FOIA requests have I gotten a response like this. Customs and Border Protection denies my request, saying "Due to law enforcement sensitivities we can neither confirm nor deny the existence of records." No exemption cited, no name of who wrote this.
April 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Never in my decade of filing FOIA requests have I gotten a response like this. Customs and Border Protection denies my request, saying "Due to law enforcement sensitivities we can neither confirm nor deny the existence of records." No exemption cited, no name of who wrote this.
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Morley: I think you’re confusing Roger Stone with Oliver Stone
Boebert: I may have misinterpreted that. I apologize
Boebert: I may have misinterpreted that. I apologize
April 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Morley: I think you’re confusing Roger Stone with Oliver Stone
Boebert: I may have misinterpreted that. I apologize
Boebert: I may have misinterpreted that. I apologize
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DOGE has demanded that the NBA remove all statistics associated with Utah Jazz forward Rudy Gay.
March 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
DOGE has demanded that the NBA remove all statistics associated with Utah Jazz forward Rudy Gay.