Brian Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers.
@brianmwise.bsky.social
Unabashedly blue in my politics. Profane in my wit (or half of it). Adept in the Way of Absolute Candor.
Pronouns aren't hard to learn.
Anti-assclown/troll/MAGAT curator of the #BlockTheseTwitteratwits list.
Living Among Clouds, Emerald City.
Always Ω
Pronouns aren't hard to learn.
Anti-assclown/troll/MAGAT curator of the #BlockTheseTwitteratwits list.
Living Among Clouds, Emerald City.
Always Ω
Pinned
I am saying farewell to a truly honored person who is loved by so many people in my life this week. Her gifts of love and compassion, humor, comfort, and grace have been a bedrock of the lives of so many of us.
We step into her room, and even as wasted and thin and exhausted as she is, she shines.
We step into her room, and even as wasted and thin and exhausted as she is, she shines.
Remember: The Weasel News Force of Leavitt and Company didn't say it was "exceptionally good". She just said it was "exceptional".
I'm thinking he's got all the cancers.
I'm thinking he's got all the cancers.
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Remember: The Weasel News Force of Leavitt and Company didn't say it was "exceptionally good". She just said it was "exceptional".
I'm thinking he's got all the cancers.
I'm thinking he's got all the cancers.
Gonna be honest: if my kid did this, her punching the shithead who did it to her would be the soft option.
And the school would get its shit sued right down to the burning rubble of it's public funding mandate.
www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
And the school would get its shit sued right down to the burning rubble of it's public funding mandate.
www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
Girl, 13, expelled for hitting classmate who made a deepfake porn image of her, lawyers say
A 13-year-old student was expelled from a Louisiana middle school after hitting a male classmate who she said created and shared a deepfake pornographic image of her, according to her family’s lawyers...
www.wsaw.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Gonna be honest: if my kid did this, her punching the shithead who did it to her would be the soft option.
And the school would get its shit sued right down to the burning rubble of it's public funding mandate.
www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
And the school would get its shit sued right down to the burning rubble of it's public funding mandate.
www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
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At the same time the New York Times was running nonstop stories on Hillary's email server, they were sitting on this emails (and photos of Trump with Epstein victims, apparently).
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To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
At the same time the New York Times was running nonstop stories on Hillary's email server, they were sitting on this emails (and photos of Trump with Epstein victims, apparently).
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A socialist progressive getting elected mayor in Seattle might not make sense until you realize that Bruce Harrell sold Seattle out every damn day to developers and billionaires who didn't give a damn about anyone other than their bankers.
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
A socialist progressive getting elected mayor in Seattle might not make sense until you realize that Bruce Harrell sold Seattle out every damn day to developers and billionaires who didn't give a damn about anyone other than their bankers.
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Exceeding bad night! 💔
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Exceeding bad night! 💔
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Feed the people!
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Feed the people!
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The Gospel of Professional Christian Mike Johnson:
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The Gospel of Professional Christian Mike Johnson:
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Oh, my! This is too spot on!!!🤣😆
November 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Oh, my! This is too spot on!!!🤣😆
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UPDATE: Donald Trump is so hellbent on denying people SNAP that he went all the way to the Supreme Court to block benefits.
Now Trump is trying to bully states into TAKING BACK payments they already made to families.
It’s chaos for the sake of cruelty.
Now Trump is trying to bully states into TAKING BACK payments they already made to families.
It’s chaos for the sake of cruelty.
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
UPDATE: Donald Trump is so hellbent on denying people SNAP that he went all the way to the Supreme Court to block benefits.
Now Trump is trying to bully states into TAKING BACK payments they already made to families.
It’s chaos for the sake of cruelty.
Now Trump is trying to bully states into TAKING BACK payments they already made to families.
It’s chaos for the sake of cruelty.
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Take a look at the "MOST BLOCKED ACCOUNTS" on Blue Sky.
The platform has clearly spoken!🤣
The platform has clearly spoken!🤣
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November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Take a look at the "MOST BLOCKED ACCOUNTS" on Blue Sky.
The platform has clearly spoken!🤣
The platform has clearly spoken!🤣
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British Kings Guard breaking the rules to interact with the public and comforts a lost boy who has lost his mom...
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
British Kings Guard breaking the rules to interact with the public and comforts a lost boy who has lost his mom...
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Shoud we be worried that Mark Zuckerberg built a multimillion dollar bunker in Hawaii. That Tr*mp is fortifying the White House bunker. And that several Tr*mp regime members moved onto military bases?
November 1, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Shoud we be worried that Mark Zuckerberg built a multimillion dollar bunker in Hawaii. That Tr*mp is fortifying the White House bunker. And that several Tr*mp regime members moved onto military bases?
One day soon, an undertrained, overexcited, undersupported ICE agent is going to point their gun at the wrong person, and that's going to get a bunch of ICE agents killed.
And that's going to start off something Trump really, really wants to avoid.
And that's going to start off something Trump really, really wants to avoid.
November 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
One day soon, an undertrained, overexcited, undersupported ICE agent is going to point their gun at the wrong person, and that's going to get a bunch of ICE agents killed.
And that's going to start off something Trump really, really wants to avoid.
And that's going to start off something Trump really, really wants to avoid.
I swear, the Trump Administration's argument in the Supreme Court boils down to "Let them Eat Bootstraps."
They're not even pretending anymore.
They're not even pretending anymore.
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I swear, the Trump Administration's argument in the Supreme Court boils down to "Let them Eat Bootstraps."
They're not even pretending anymore.
They're not even pretending anymore.
If you're thinking tonight is a bellwether of what's to come in the next two years?
You're goddamn right.
This was a complete and total cockpunch to the GOP and their disasterous strategies.
Not of campaign. Of being spineless cowards complicit in the betrayal of America.
We ain't done.
You're goddamn right.
This was a complete and total cockpunch to the GOP and their disasterous strategies.
Not of campaign. Of being spineless cowards complicit in the betrayal of America.
We ain't done.
November 5, 2025 at 6:42 AM
If you're thinking tonight is a bellwether of what's to come in the next two years?
You're goddamn right.
This was a complete and total cockpunch to the GOP and their disasterous strategies.
Not of campaign. Of being spineless cowards complicit in the betrayal of America.
We ain't done.
You're goddamn right.
This was a complete and total cockpunch to the GOP and their disasterous strategies.
Not of campaign. Of being spineless cowards complicit in the betrayal of America.
We ain't done.
Just a reminder: JD Vance's brother, Mr Bowman, got his ass handed to him tonight.
It wasn't even close.
It wasn't even close.
a close up of a man 's face with the words see that 's what i 'm talking about below him
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words see that 's what i 'm talking about below him
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Just a reminder: JD Vance's brother, Mr Bowman, got his ass handed to him tonight.
It wasn't even close.
It wasn't even close.
Mamdani wins.
Allow me to say
Allow me to say
a baby is dancing on the floor while a woman holds a baby .
ALT: a baby is dancing on the floor while a woman holds a baby .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Mamdani wins.
Allow me to say
Allow me to say
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Full Mamdani victory speech. ✌️❤️💗
www.youtube.com/live/NnM_RgL...
www.youtube.com/live/NnM_RgL...
WATCH LIVE: Zohran Mamdani addresses supporters after winning 2025 NYC mayoral race
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Full Mamdani victory speech. ✌️❤️💗
www.youtube.com/live/NnM_RgL...
www.youtube.com/live/NnM_RgL...
I mark Dick Cheney's passing with only a shout-out to myself circa 2002: you were absolutely fucking right. Nobody gives a rat's ass.
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I mark Dick Cheney's passing with only a shout-out to myself circa 2002: you were absolutely fucking right. Nobody gives a rat's ass.
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Some high quality shade at Andrew Cuomo from Adam Gabbatt at the Guardian
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Some high quality shade at Andrew Cuomo from Adam Gabbatt at the Guardian
I'm just going to drop this right now, which has absolutely nothing to do with politics:
Holy shit Seattleites, get your one-lane road shit together.
One car goes. Then another car goes. And if you're sitting on your ass in the middle of the road like a pain in the ass Uber Driver? You're an ass.
Holy shit Seattleites, get your one-lane road shit together.
One car goes. Then another car goes. And if you're sitting on your ass in the middle of the road like a pain in the ass Uber Driver? You're an ass.
November 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I'm just going to drop this right now, which has absolutely nothing to do with politics:
Holy shit Seattleites, get your one-lane road shit together.
One car goes. Then another car goes. And if you're sitting on your ass in the middle of the road like a pain in the ass Uber Driver? You're an ass.
Holy shit Seattleites, get your one-lane road shit together.
One car goes. Then another car goes. And if you're sitting on your ass in the middle of the road like a pain in the ass Uber Driver? You're an ass.
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
By the way, the reason Trump is cutting off SNAP benefits and shutting down. Airspace because we're out of air traffic controllers willing to work for free?
Because they don't want to swear in a duly elected representative, because that will they have the votes to release the Epstein files.
Because they don't want to swear in a duly elected representative, because that will they have the votes to release the Epstein files.
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
By the way, the reason Trump is cutting off SNAP benefits and shutting down. Airspace because we're out of air traffic controllers willing to work for free?
Because they don't want to swear in a duly elected representative, because that will they have the votes to release the Epstein files.
Because they don't want to swear in a duly elected representative, because that will they have the votes to release the Epstein files.
Obama has so many things that Trump never will and craves.
Charisma. Talent. Intellect. International respect.
But mostly?
Naturally dark skin, and a wife & kids who love him.
Charisma. Talent. Intellect. International respect.
But mostly?
Naturally dark skin, and a wife & kids who love him.
November 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Obama has so many things that Trump never will and craves.
Charisma. Talent. Intellect. International respect.
But mostly?
Naturally dark skin, and a wife & kids who love him.
Charisma. Talent. Intellect. International respect.
But mostly?
Naturally dark skin, and a wife & kids who love him.
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The fact a *single* Amazon full-time employee requires SNAP benefits should be a crime. The fact Amazon is the largest employer of SNAP recipients is a disgrace. Jeff Bezos shouldnt be that rich; he should be in jail.
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The fact a *single* Amazon full-time employee requires SNAP benefits should be a crime. The fact Amazon is the largest employer of SNAP recipients is a disgrace. Jeff Bezos shouldnt be that rich; he should be in jail.