Brian Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers.
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Unabashedly blue in my politics. Profane in my wit (or half of it). Adept in the Way of Absolute Candor.
Pronouns aren't hard to learn.
Anti-assclown/troll/MAGAT curator of the #BlockTheseTwitteratwits list.
Living Among Clouds, Emerald City.
Always Ω
Pronouns aren't hard to learn.
Anti-assclown/troll/MAGAT curator of the #BlockTheseTwitteratwits list.
Living Among Clouds, Emerald City.
Always Ω
Seriously, if your underage kid is making deep fake porn images of other underage kids, your kid is making child pornography.
And your kid is on the hook for a Level 3 sex crime.
And your kid is on the hook for a Level 3 sex crime.
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Seriously, if your underage kid is making deep fake porn images of other underage kids, your kid is making child pornography.
And your kid is on the hook for a Level 3 sex crime.
And your kid is on the hook for a Level 3 sex crime.
I've lived with Bruce Harrell's brand of political bullshit for almost a decade and to be clear, a Seattle politician who defended Ed Murray and sold the city to the billionaires is not what we need. It's never what we needed.
Harrell was just another crony capitalist in the Emerald City. Good rid.
Harrell was just another crony capitalist in the Emerald City. Good rid.
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I've lived with Bruce Harrell's brand of political bullshit for almost a decade and to be clear, a Seattle politician who defended Ed Murray and sold the city to the billionaires is not what we need. It's never what we needed.
Harrell was just another crony capitalist in the Emerald City. Good rid.
Harrell was just another crony capitalist in the Emerald City. Good rid.
(To be clear, I do not advocate violence. But while advocating is something I don't do, I also know that getting your nose broken by a 13 year old is definitely less awful overall than getting sued for personal injury after being arrested and prosecuted for child porn. Which is what I'd demand.)
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
(To be clear, I do not advocate violence. But while advocating is something I don't do, I also know that getting your nose broken by a 13 year old is definitely less awful overall than getting sued for personal injury after being arrested and prosecuted for child porn. Which is what I'd demand.)
Reposted by Brian Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers.
At the same time the New York Times was running nonstop stories on Hillary's email server, they were sitting on this emails (and photos of Trump with Epstein victims, apparently).
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To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
At the same time the New York Times was running nonstop stories on Hillary's email server, they were sitting on this emails (and photos of Trump with Epstein victims, apparently).
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Untutored, unfettered, unlettered, unconscionable...
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Untutored, unfettered, unlettered, unconscionable...
It's always the ones you totally expect
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
It's always the ones you totally expect
I'm not sure he understands what will happen if it does. I'm not even sure he understands words shorter than two syllables these days.
Dementia and strokes.
Dementia and strokes.
November 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I'm not sure he understands what will happen if it does. I'm not even sure he understands words shorter than two syllables these days.
Dementia and strokes.
Dementia and strokes.
I canceled my WP subscription last year. I've not had any regrets.
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I canceled my WP subscription last year. I've not had any regrets.
It's currently held by Luke Timothy Charles Montagu, 12th Earl of Sandwich (born 1969).
Soooo
not so much
Soooo
not so much
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It's currently held by Luke Timothy Charles Montagu, 12th Earl of Sandwich (born 1969).
Soooo
not so much
Soooo
not so much
I know I'm being nitpicky. America's test kitchen kind of brings the worst of that out in me.
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I know I'm being nitpicky. America's test kitchen kind of brings the worst of that out in me.
You're very welcome.
It's just sort of one of those codes that you can tell whether or not somebody's actually an Oregonian making an "Oregon blackberry pie" .
Like if you're just using blackberries?
Eh. Eh? Eh.
I suppose if it's using blackberries picked in Oregon?
It's just sort of one of those codes that you can tell whether or not somebody's actually an Oregonian making an "Oregon blackberry pie" .
Like if you're just using blackberries?
Eh. Eh? Eh.
I suppose if it's using blackberries picked in Oregon?
November 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
You're very welcome.
It's just sort of one of those codes that you can tell whether or not somebody's actually an Oregonian making an "Oregon blackberry pie" .
Like if you're just using blackberries?
Eh. Eh? Eh.
I suppose if it's using blackberries picked in Oregon?
It's just sort of one of those codes that you can tell whether or not somebody's actually an Oregonian making an "Oregon blackberry pie" .
Like if you're just using blackberries?
Eh. Eh? Eh.
I suppose if it's using blackberries picked in Oregon?
And yes, I call MAGA Men from that time era the Asshole Generation, because they're assholes.
November 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
And yes, I call MAGA Men from that time era the Asshole Generation, because they're assholes.