Brian Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers.
@brianmwise.bsky.social
Unabashedly blue in my politics. Profane in my wit (or half of it). Adept in the Way of Absolute Candor.
Pronouns aren't hard to learn.
Anti-assclown/troll/MAGAT curator of the #BlockTheseTwitteratwits list.
Living Among Clouds, Emerald City.
Always Ω
Pronouns aren't hard to learn.
Anti-assclown/troll/MAGAT curator of the #BlockTheseTwitteratwits list.
Living Among Clouds, Emerald City.
Always Ω
Pinned
I am saying farewell to a truly honored person who is loved by so many people in my life this week. Her gifts of love and compassion, humor, comfort, and grace have been a bedrock of the lives of so many of us.
We step into her room, and even as wasted and thin and exhausted as she is, she shines.
We step into her room, and even as wasted and thin and exhausted as she is, she shines.
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🚨 An admission from Trump that his FRIENDS are PEDOPHILES... and Trump doesn't want his PEDOPHILE friends, who violently RAPED young girls, to get hurt!
#TrumpPedoFiles
'My friends will get hurt': Trump blew up over threats to expose Epstein accomplices www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
#TrumpPedoFiles
'My friends will get hurt': Trump blew up over threats to expose Epstein accomplices www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
'My friends will get hurt': Trump blew up over threats to expose Epstein accomplices
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) revealed new details about her split with President Donald Trump over the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files.The retiring Republican congresswoman spoke to the New...
www.rawstory.com
December 30, 2025 at 7:07 AM
🚨 An admission from Trump that his FRIENDS are PEDOPHILES... and Trump doesn't want his PEDOPHILE friends, who violently RAPED young girls, to get hurt!
#TrumpPedoFiles
'My friends will get hurt': Trump blew up over threats to expose Epstein accomplices www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
#TrumpPedoFiles
'My friends will get hurt': Trump blew up over threats to expose Epstein accomplices www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
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Veteran Epstein Reporter Julie K. Brown Says New Files Are ‘Worse’ Than Expected www.thedailybeast.com/veteran-epst...
Veteran Epstein Reporter Says New Files Are ‘Worse’ Than Expected
“It’s completely overwhelming,” journalist Julie K. Brown said.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Veteran Epstein Reporter Julie K. Brown Says New Files Are ‘Worse’ Than Expected www.thedailybeast.com/veteran-epst...
I'm coming to the conclusion that when history looks back at this time, it'll basically conclude that having carefully considered the selfish, destructive acts of the Boomer Generation, Gen X said "Fuck it, let's go twice as hard"
December 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I'm coming to the conclusion that when history looks back at this time, it'll basically conclude that having carefully considered the selfish, destructive acts of the Boomer Generation, Gen X said "Fuck it, let's go twice as hard"
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As I’ve said many times, it wouldn’t be surprising if the top #billionaire donors of convicted, rapist Trump’s campaign all happen to be on the #Epsteinlist and one easily assume it all bribe money to shut the fuck up and hire swamp Pam!
#JohnPaulson
Be best pedo.
Melania is looking for a new man
#JohnPaulson
Be best pedo.
Melania is looking for a new man
December 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
As I’ve said many times, it wouldn’t be surprising if the top #billionaire donors of convicted, rapist Trump’s campaign all happen to be on the #Epsteinlist and one easily assume it all bribe money to shut the fuck up and hire swamp Pam!
#JohnPaulson
Be best pedo.
Melania is looking for a new man
#JohnPaulson
Be best pedo.
Melania is looking for a new man
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NEW: A judge in the Kilmar Abrego case just UNSEALED a Dec 3rd order showing DOJ lied to the court when it said that Blanche's office didn't have anything to do with the decision to prosecute Mr. Abrego. 1/
December 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
NEW: A judge in the Kilmar Abrego case just UNSEALED a Dec 3rd order showing DOJ lied to the court when it said that Blanche's office didn't have anything to do with the decision to prosecute Mr. Abrego. 1/
I remember being in college and thinking "Shit I need to make food and all I have is cheese and sweet potatoes and these weird-ass pasta tubes and pasta sauce" and apparently now sweet potato manicotti is high cuisine worthy of Instagram.
December 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I remember being in college and thinking "Shit I need to make food and all I have is cheese and sweet potatoes and these weird-ass pasta tubes and pasta sauce" and apparently now sweet potato manicotti is high cuisine worthy of Instagram.
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The biggest sex trafficking child rape scandal in US history is being covered up by our government. What a brazen crime and incredible tragedy.
December 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The biggest sex trafficking child rape scandal in US history is being covered up by our government. What a brazen crime and incredible tragedy.
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Israel becomes the first country in the world to ban the humanitarian organization Doctors Without Borders.
Let that sink in.
File under "Things you do when you are committing genocide"...
www.nbcnews.com/world/israel...
Let that sink in.
File under "Things you do when you are committing genocide"...
www.nbcnews.com/world/israel...
December 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Israel becomes the first country in the world to ban the humanitarian organization Doctors Without Borders.
Let that sink in.
File under "Things you do when you are committing genocide"...
www.nbcnews.com/world/israel...
Let that sink in.
File under "Things you do when you are committing genocide"...
www.nbcnews.com/world/israel...
I just want to point out that JFK's granddaughter died of cancer at 35 and RFK Junior is probably still doing heroin and trying to work out which segment of brain tissue the brain worm can nosh on next
December 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I just want to point out that JFK's granddaughter died of cancer at 35 and RFK Junior is probably still doing heroin and trying to work out which segment of brain tissue the brain worm can nosh on next
I'm old enough to remember 1983 Sunday night movies where the whiz kids get to go into space but also where you order by voice in the restaurant, and the food comes out of the top of the table
December 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I'm old enough to remember 1983 Sunday night movies where the whiz kids get to go into space but also where you order by voice in the restaurant, and the food comes out of the top of the table
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We all need to pay attention to this!
USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
We all need to pay attention to this!
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If Marjorie Taylor Greene *really* cared about the Epstein victims, she would read the names of the perpetrators on the House floor (where she would have immunity) before she leaves office.
December 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If Marjorie Taylor Greene *really* cared about the Epstein victims, she would read the names of the perpetrators on the House floor (where she would have immunity) before she leaves office.
Many things I'm grateful for, but not least of which is the delete function on a keyboard and on Bluesky in particular. Otherwise, a lot of my speech to text posts would involve random profanities while driving down the road.
December 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Many things I'm grateful for, but not least of which is the delete function on a keyboard and on Bluesky in particular. Otherwise, a lot of my speech to text posts would involve random profanities while driving down the road.
At this point, Texas sort of deserves all the messing it gets.
December 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
At this point, Texas sort of deserves all the messing it gets.
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Why did Trump’s DOJ track the top reporter covering Jeffrey Epstein weeks before his death?
December 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Why did Trump’s DOJ track the top reporter covering Jeffrey Epstein weeks before his death?
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I don't want gen AI in my browser.
I don't want gen AI in my PC.
I don't want gen AI in my art.
I don't want gen AI in my games.
I don't want gen AI in my music.
I don't want gen AI in my movies.
I don't want gen AI in my books.
I don't want gen AI in my cart.
I don't want gen AI in my LIFE.
I don't want gen AI in my PC.
I don't want gen AI in my art.
I don't want gen AI in my games.
I don't want gen AI in my music.
I don't want gen AI in my movies.
I don't want gen AI in my books.
I don't want gen AI in my cart.
I don't want gen AI in my LIFE.
I don't want gen AI in my browser.
I don't want gen AI in my PC.
I don't want gen AI in my art.
I don't want gen AI in my games.
I don't want gen AI in my music.
I don't want gen AI in my movies.
I don't want gen AI in my books.
I don't want gen AI in my cart.
I don't want gen AI in my LIFE.
I don't want gen AI in my PC.
I don't want gen AI in my art.
I don't want gen AI in my games.
I don't want gen AI in my music.
I don't want gen AI in my movies.
I don't want gen AI in my books.
I don't want gen AI in my cart.
I don't want gen AI in my LIFE.
I don't want gen AI in my browser.
I don't want gen AI in my PC.
I don't want gen AI in my art.
I don't want gen AI in my games.
I don't want gen AI in my music.
I don't want gen AI in my movies.
I don't want gen AI in my books.
I don't want gen AI in my cart.
I don't want gen AI in my LIFE.
I don't want gen AI in my PC.
I don't want gen AI in my art.
I don't want gen AI in my games.
I don't want gen AI in my music.
I don't want gen AI in my movies.
I don't want gen AI in my books.
I don't want gen AI in my cart.
I don't want gen AI in my LIFE.
December 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I don't want gen AI in my browser.
I don't want gen AI in my PC.
I don't want gen AI in my art.
I don't want gen AI in my games.
I don't want gen AI in my music.
I don't want gen AI in my movies.
I don't want gen AI in my books.
I don't want gen AI in my cart.
I don't want gen AI in my LIFE.
I don't want gen AI in my PC.
I don't want gen AI in my art.
I don't want gen AI in my games.
I don't want gen AI in my music.
I don't want gen AI in my movies.
I don't want gen AI in my books.
I don't want gen AI in my cart.
I don't want gen AI in my LIFE.
Just got this in a DM:
"You think you're funny but nobody likes your jokes."
Bitch, I'm hilarious. It's not my fault you belong to the unfortunate demographic of people who were dropped on your head at birth and ate lead paint as a child
"You think you're funny but nobody likes your jokes."
Bitch, I'm hilarious. It's not my fault you belong to the unfortunate demographic of people who were dropped on your head at birth and ate lead paint as a child
December 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Just got this in a DM:
"You think you're funny but nobody likes your jokes."
Bitch, I'm hilarious. It's not my fault you belong to the unfortunate demographic of people who were dropped on your head at birth and ate lead paint as a child
"You think you're funny but nobody likes your jokes."
Bitch, I'm hilarious. It's not my fault you belong to the unfortunate demographic of people who were dropped on your head at birth and ate lead paint as a child
Today I saw an ad for a guy reaching for a drill like he's in an interpretive dance while holding something up against the wall with his other hand and Imma tell you THAT SHIT IS REAL
Forget the laxative commercials like "I pooped so I'm going to dance". Stretching for a tool like swan lake is real
Forget the laxative commercials like "I pooped so I'm going to dance". Stretching for a tool like swan lake is real
December 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Today I saw an ad for a guy reaching for a drill like he's in an interpretive dance while holding something up against the wall with his other hand and Imma tell you THAT SHIT IS REAL
Forget the laxative commercials like "I pooped so I'm going to dance". Stretching for a tool like swan lake is real
Forget the laxative commercials like "I pooped so I'm going to dance". Stretching for a tool like swan lake is real
You know, everyone knows the line "I'm a man of wealth and taste" but why does everyone always assume it's GOOD taste and not billionaire wealth debt
December 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
You know, everyone knows the line "I'm a man of wealth and taste" but why does everyone always assume it's GOOD taste and not billionaire wealth debt
I spent too many years in various nonprofit arts communities to not recognize someone who has done so many drugs their brain stem has been damaged and they're almost permanently in a state of idiotic conviction that they know what's up.
RFK Jr. Elon Musk. Most of the Trump Admin.
Yep
RFK Jr. Elon Musk. Most of the Trump Admin.
Yep
December 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I spent too many years in various nonprofit arts communities to not recognize someone who has done so many drugs their brain stem has been damaged and they're almost permanently in a state of idiotic conviction that they know what's up.
RFK Jr. Elon Musk. Most of the Trump Admin.
Yep
RFK Jr. Elon Musk. Most of the Trump Admin.
Yep
My Christmas was perfect and grand and now I'm back to being a curmudgeonly asshole yanking my positive reviews from Lowes because apparently saying these little containers that keep everything in my life organized are great means people are now buying them like crazy and they're out of stock.
MFer
MFer
December 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My Christmas was perfect and grand and now I'm back to being a curmudgeonly asshole yanking my positive reviews from Lowes because apparently saying these little containers that keep everything in my life organized are great means people are now buying them like crazy and they're out of stock.
MFer
MFer
The one thing I am so angry about with AI taking over so many things is that apparently now using appropriate grammar, spelling, punctuation and terminology is a red flag that indicates you used AI and not, for example, you learned how to write correctly via style guides and common standards.
December 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The one thing I am so angry about with AI taking over so many things is that apparently now using appropriate grammar, spelling, punctuation and terminology is a red flag that indicates you used AI and not, for example, you learned how to write correctly via style guides and common standards.
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🚨Ohio State Representative recently had a social media post removed that revealed slave shackles on her mantle. He explains this is a historical artifact. There is more… 1/2
December 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
🚨Ohio State Representative recently had a social media post removed that revealed slave shackles on her mantle. He explains this is a historical artifact. There is more… 1/2
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Anyone paying even the slightest bit of attention could see that was happening.
December 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Anyone paying even the slightest bit of attention could see that was happening.
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