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Breton Goers
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I truly hate fast casual food.
June 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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May 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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SIGN ME UP
April 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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CNN: Stock market plummets
MSNBC: Stock market craters
Highlights for Children: Stock market down big
FOX News:
April 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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when will @merriam-webster.com accept "lol" and "lmao" as valid punctuation lmao
April 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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I see more people flying with their pets these days and I have to wonder who are these people and who are these pets, all my pets are chaos demons and if I put any of them on a plane they would chew straight through the fuselage in order to escape
April 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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if i was an bears lions or vikings fan i think i would post this photo literally one million times
At least he got a cheesehead hat out of it
April 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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potatoes are "apples of the earth" in french. but maybe apples are potatoes of the tree
March 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It’s only Saturday and still got that feeling…
March 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Unironically the IRS might not have enough staff for repercussions to this now 🤔
And I will be suspending my taxes this year for conduct detrimental to my wallet
ESPN sources: Ravens are suspending WR Diontae Johnson for one game for conduct detrimental to the team.
March 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Honestly just have to shout this out. Had my wisdom teeth out, needed Amicar with my hemophilia for bleeding. Was quoted $3800 copay by @expressscripts.bsky.social and it’s on @costplusdrugs.com for like $50 lol
We don't spend a penny on marketing. It's all word of mouth for @costplusdrugs.com

That's how we keep prices so low. Please spread the word !
March 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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March 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Strangely grieving the loss of Nick Mullens to the Jags. Nick Mullens is like Jameis Winston without the Jameis Winston
March 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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If a state or foreign country had a lot of foresight, they’d spend a fairly small amount of money to recruit some of the best academic talent in the world and instantly become a global leader in higher ed overnight.
STEM friend of mine hit me up very late last night to share some, shall we say, *barbed* criticisms of DOGE, and share some pretty pointed anger and overwhelming fear at the STEM job market rn. 1000s of well-qualified candidates applying for one job, market is flooded and prospects are very grim.
Practicality aside from the lunacy of it all, they're just dumping how many thousands of people into the job market.

Democrats don't seem to understand how bad the aftershocks from that are going to be and it's baffling.
February 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Shaq: "In the words of Marshawn Lynch I'm tired as shit America. We getting fired anyway Ernie fuck it!"

LMAO
February 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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If Cooper Dejean and Reed Blankenship do the fusion dance they become prime Harrison Smith
He's Coop Blankenship now. That's the rule.
February 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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That sounds you hear is a long-retired COBOL programmer being asked by a broccoli headed 19 year old failson dork to come back as a consultant to fix something they ignorantly smashed, and him asking for your yearly salary per hour.
February 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Prequel haters in ruins now that Revenge of the Sith is one of the most prescient films of all time
January 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Damn, gutted, tough loss for the Ballfrogs tonight #ballfrogs #bostoncommon
January 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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KOach of the Year.

#Skol
December 18, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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Scottie Scheffler being totally disinterested in crypto and suspecting it might be some sort of blasphemous bullshit only elevates him in my eyes.
December 18, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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The Rams are the perfect NFL franchise. They never quite look good or bad, and always seem mere minutes from a complete collapse or miraculous turnaround, making beating them unsatisfying and losing to them annoying
December 8, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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I feel like the Vikings slayed some sort of karmic dragon today and trust me I know how idiotic that sounds
December 9, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Always easier to criticize than create…
December 7, 2024 at 5:29 AM