Brandon
@brandonransom.bsky.social
Chairman of Politburo, Ahp Chanagi Party Meats Company
Anyone want to move to Alaska?
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Anyone want to move to Alaska?
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keith "older mann" tbh
November 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
keith "older mann" tbh
There really are few things cooler than listening to wild and free humpback whales just breathing and diving 🐋
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
There really are few things cooler than listening to wild and free humpback whales just breathing and diving 🐋
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My "Not involved in pepper spraying children" tweet has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my tweet.
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
My "Not involved in pepper spraying children" tweet has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my tweet.
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i believe in 19 innings
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
i believe in 19 innings
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calling all my children Janet the way they be Yellen
November 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
calling all my children Janet the way they be Yellen
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Anyone done this bit yet
October 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Anyone done this bit yet
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Inktober for October 26: Saint Cedd, bishop and evangelist. Ink on Post-It Note.
October 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Inktober for October 26: Saint Cedd, bishop and evangelist. Ink on Post-It Note.
“He says I need to have all three of your daughters”
back in my day if you wanted to make up extra Bible verses you translated them off gold plates you found in the woods like a REAL thought leader
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
July 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
“He says I need to have all three of your daughters”
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thinking about him*
*my DnD one shot character, The Borax. He speaks for the bees
*my DnD one shot character, The Borax. He speaks for the bees
July 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
thinking about him*
*my DnD one shot character, The Borax. He speaks for the bees
*my DnD one shot character, The Borax. He speaks for the bees
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Watching The X Files reconfirms how different the country was 30 years ago. Everything looks different, technology was inescapably different, there were aliens all over the place, etc
July 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Watching The X Files reconfirms how different the country was 30 years ago. Everything looks different, technology was inescapably different, there were aliens all over the place, etc
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no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician
July 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician
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heebie jeebies are short for herbert jerberts
July 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
heebie jeebies are short for herbert jerberts
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How often are they pumpen?
June 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
How often are they pumpen?
thinking about discovering a different kind of friendship
June 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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“Jacques Maritain” is French for “James Martin”
May 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“Jacques Maritain” is French for “James Martin”
Praying for you today brother @kelson.bsky.social
May 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Praying for you today brother @kelson.bsky.social
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People are right to protest this. Wrestlemania should have never allowed Pope Francis to wrestle Pete Hegseth.
April 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
People are right to protest this. Wrestlemania should have never allowed Pope Francis to wrestle Pete Hegseth.
I had parent teacher conferences today and I’m really proud of my daughters and their performance, and I’m really proud of myself for advocating for them, and I’m really thankful for excellent public schools which provide the tailored services that I and my family need to thrive! 💪🤓
March 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I had parent teacher conferences today and I’m really proud of my daughters and their performance, and I’m really proud of myself for advocating for them, and I’m really thankful for excellent public schools which provide the tailored services that I and my family need to thrive! 💪🤓