Brady FitzGerald
@bradykidfitz.bsky.social
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*goes to a natural history museum and holds up a bouquet to an Allosaurus skeleton so they can finally see some flowers*
I don’t know a lot.
But I know a lot about dinosaurs.
Now we all know dinosaurs lived for millions of years right?
But does you mind actually wrap around how long they dominated for?
Lets get a little perspective.
Did you know Allosaurus never saw flowers but T.rex did?
But I know a lot about dinosaurs.
Now we all know dinosaurs lived for millions of years right?
But does you mind actually wrap around how long they dominated for?
Lets get a little perspective.
Did you know Allosaurus never saw flowers but T.rex did?
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
*goes to a natural history museum and holds up a bouquet to an Allosaurus skeleton so they can finally see some flowers*
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Ray-finned fish taxonomy
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Ray-finned fish taxonomy
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Tom Brady’s face got stupider and i never thought that was possible. 💀
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Tom Brady’s face got stupider and i never thought that was possible. 💀
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i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do
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Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
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I’m at the annual paleontology conference. Here’s how people today have described their work:
“I basically study swamp monsters”
“I’m a dinosaur orthodontist”
“Dead bird bird watcher”
#2025SVP
“I basically study swamp monsters”
“I’m a dinosaur orthodontist”
“Dead bird bird watcher”
#2025SVP
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’m at the annual paleontology conference. Here’s how people today have described their work:
“I basically study swamp monsters”
“I’m a dinosaur orthodontist”
“Dead bird bird watcher”
#2025SVP
“I basically study swamp monsters”
“I’m a dinosaur orthodontist”
“Dead bird bird watcher”
#2025SVP
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Did Antifa Zohran DEI communism at the University of Washington make the sun too woke?
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Did Antifa Zohran DEI communism at the University of Washington make the sun too woke?
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Monodon not living up to its name
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Monodon not living up to its name
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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taking an extra long morning dump in honor of dick cheney, that huge pile of shit
November 4, 2025 at 11:27 AM
taking an extra long morning dump in honor of dick cheney, that huge pile of shit
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Tyrannus and Nanotyrannus are both theropod dinosaurs, but you may be surprised at their relative sizes
November 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Tyrannus and Nanotyrannus are both theropod dinosaurs, but you may be surprised at their relative sizes
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Zohran Mamdani campaigned a lot and appears not to hate the voters whose support he's seeking. Here's what other Democrats can learn from his unorthodox strategy.
November 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Zohran Mamdani campaigned a lot and appears not to hate the voters whose support he's seeking. Here's what other Democrats can learn from his unorthodox strategy.
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The amount of AI generated art in slides at this conference, primarily used by older scientists, is killing me. Scientists please. Don’t use these ai platforms to make your figures or slides. They look bad and I have yet to see them meaningfully improve the message of talks.
October 31, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The amount of AI generated art in slides at this conference, primarily used by older scientists, is killing me. Scientists please. Don’t use these ai platforms to make your figures or slides. They look bad and I have yet to see them meaningfully improve the message of talks.
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BREAKING: new discovery reveals the Tully Monster is a (very) distant evolutionary relative of Nanotyrannus
October 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
BREAKING: new discovery reveals the Tully Monster is a (very) distant evolutionary relative of Nanotyrannus
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You know, the longer I look at this specimen, the more skeptical I am. That doesn't look anything like an Appalachian tyrannosaur.
I'm pretty sure Nanotyrannus is Triceratops
I'm pretty sure Nanotyrannus is Triceratops
October 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
You know, the longer I look at this specimen, the more skeptical I am. That doesn't look anything like an Appalachian tyrannosaur.
I'm pretty sure Nanotyrannus is Triceratops
I'm pretty sure Nanotyrannus is Triceratops
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one-out popups with runners in scoring position are unfortunate, but if you hit one at least 50 feet high you are awarded 100 in-game credits that can be spent on sunflower seeds or gum in the dugout shop. that explains most of these
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
one-out popups with runners in scoring position are unfortunate, but if you hit one at least 50 feet high you are awarded 100 in-game credits that can be spent on sunflower seeds or gum in the dugout shop. that explains most of these
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look if you’re from the area i get it but being a dodgers fan is like being a fan of Economics
October 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
look if you’re from the area i get it but being a dodgers fan is like being a fan of Economics
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i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
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MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
October 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
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book bindings on both sides. people keep prying them open from the right side and snooping around. mind your own business
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
book bindings on both sides. people keep prying them open from the right side and snooping around. mind your own business
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thank god the red zone channel started running commercials. when it was commercial-free i'd get to 7:30 p.m., look at how i'd spent my day, and realize i'd burned through an entire sunday without growing or developing at all as a consumer. and if i'm not a consumer i'm nothing at all
October 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
thank god the red zone channel started running commercials. when it was commercial-free i'd get to 7:30 p.m., look at how i'd spent my day, and realize i'd burned through an entire sunday without growing or developing at all as a consumer. and if i'm not a consumer i'm nothing at all
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No *you* derailed your whole day
because you saw a Clay-colored Sparrow while walking your dog and knew you couldn't report a bird that rare with no evidence beyond your word
so you spent 3 hours searching, trying to get a photo (with no luck)
and now have to work super late on a Friday night
because you saw a Clay-colored Sparrow while walking your dog and knew you couldn't report a bird that rare with no evidence beyond your word
so you spent 3 hours searching, trying to get a photo (with no luck)
and now have to work super late on a Friday night
October 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
No *you* derailed your whole day
because you saw a Clay-colored Sparrow while walking your dog and knew you couldn't report a bird that rare with no evidence beyond your word
so you spent 3 hours searching, trying to get a photo (with no luck)
and now have to work super late on a Friday night
because you saw a Clay-colored Sparrow while walking your dog and knew you couldn't report a bird that rare with no evidence beyond your word
so you spent 3 hours searching, trying to get a photo (with no luck)
and now have to work super late on a Friday night
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baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
October 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other