Unreliable narrator
Born to jest, forced to joust 🎭
Reading has always been political.
Your favorite characters wouldn’t just sit by and watch. They’d get up and burn some shit to the ground.
#booksky
And if you’ve been here for a while, I’m sure you can guess where this going.
Pterodactyls were not real.
There is no classified species known as Pterodactyl.
There is however Pterodactylus.
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And if you’ve been here for a while, I’m sure you can guess where this going.
Pterodactyls were not real.
There is no classified species known as Pterodactyl.
There is however Pterodactylus.
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I’m not even halfway done 😭
This is a whole day process now.
We shall not talk about the book mail I’m getting and how that means I will be rearranging all these shelves again soon 😅
I’m not even halfway done 😭
This is a whole day process now.
We shall not talk about the book mail I’m getting and how that means I will be rearranging all these shelves again soon 😅
Ankylosaurus, aka my personal favorite dinosaur (don’t tell the others).
They lived during the Late Cretaceous in what is now North America.
They are often called the “living tank” by paleontologists for how well armored it was.
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Ankylosaurus, aka my personal favorite dinosaur (don’t tell the others).
They lived during the Late Cretaceous in what is now North America.
They are often called the “living tank” by paleontologists for how well armored it was.
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“Oh, you’re coming home with me.”
“Do you have any thoughts of harming yourself or others?”
‘Did you pull in the latest?’
“Oh, you’re coming home with me.”
A new dinosaur has just dropped.
Haolong dongi.
It was an Iguanodontian that lived during the Early Cretaceous in what is now China.
It’s name means comes from the word Haolong, which means ‘spiny dragon’.
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A new dinosaur has just dropped.
Haolong dongi.
It was an Iguanodontian that lived during the Early Cretaceous in what is now China.
It’s name means comes from the word Haolong, which means ‘spiny dragon’.
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I deserve this.
So excuse me while I go black out 🙂↕️
I deserve this.
So excuse me while I go black out 🙂↕️
The universe is trying to kill me, I just know it 😭😭
The universe is trying to kill me, I just know it 😭😭
Right well, you know another popular dinosaur movie that has dinosaurs living together that didn’t?
The Land Before Time.
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Right well, you know another popular dinosaur movie that has dinosaurs living together that didn’t?
The Land Before Time.
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🗡️ an assortment of bones (not mine)
🗡️ a kindle full of smut
🗡️ a spinosaurus tooth
🗡️antidepressants
🗡️ various deadly plants to poison men with
✨ Motorcycle boots
✨ A Prada lipstick
✨ A margarita
✨ A pack of Parliament 100s
✨ A dark romance book
1. A potato
2. A D20
3. A Dr pepper (ice cold)
4. A slice of pizza
5. A plastic bag of Rosemary
🗡️ an assortment of bones (not mine)
🗡️ a kindle full of smut
🗡️ a spinosaurus tooth
🗡️antidepressants
🗡️ various deadly plants to poison men with
But also nauseous because I’m in so pain that I can’t eat.
There is a high chance I will claw my uterus out with my bare hands.
But also nauseous because I’m in so pain that I can’t eat.
There is a high chance I will claw my uterus out with my bare hands.
Want to know something much older than the dinosaurs?
The Appalachian Mountains.
They are significantly older than dinosaurs, by over 200 million years.
These mountains are older than trees my dudes.
Older than most life, ever.
Want to know something much older than the dinosaurs?
The Appalachian Mountains.
They are significantly older than dinosaurs, by over 200 million years.
These mountains are older than trees my dudes.
Older than most life, ever.
For reference, T. rex lived closer in time to us, then it did Stegosaurus.
Stegosaurus had gone extinct and were fossils by the time T. rex was walking around.
They were separated by over 80 million years.
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For reference, T. rex lived closer in time to us, then it did Stegosaurus.
Stegosaurus had gone extinct and were fossils by the time T. rex was walking around.
They were separated by over 80 million years.
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Hi, I’m Ashley.
I was supposed to be a twin and we were supposed to be Ashley and Bailey. But I ate my twin in the womb and ruined that plan.
It was for the best.
Hi I’m Jacqueline
But my dad didn’t want people calling me Jackie so he named me after my grandmother instead lol
Hi, I’m Skylar-Reese
until my parents went to Walmart and there was a cashier with my actual name there and they liked it😅
Hi, I’m Ashley.
I was supposed to be a twin and we were supposed to be Ashley and Bailey. But I ate my twin in the womb and ruined that plan.
It was for the best.
Parasaurolophus. It was a hadrosaurid (duck billed dinosaur) and they lived during the Late Cretaceous.
Parasaurolophus is most known for its large head crest.
And when I say large, I mean their crests could roughly get up to 1.5-1.8 meters (5-6ft) long.
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Parasaurolophus. It was a hadrosaurid (duck billed dinosaur) and they lived during the Late Cretaceous.
Parasaurolophus is most known for its large head crest.
And when I say large, I mean their crests could roughly get up to 1.5-1.8 meters (5-6ft) long.
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And it’s night time.
In Appalachia.
It’s fine.
Totally fine.
The backyard motion light definitely didn’t turn on and stay on (even though nothing is out there and you have to be close to the door for it to even come on).
I’m not scared at all 😃
And it’s night time.
In Appalachia.
It’s fine.
Totally fine.
The backyard motion light definitely didn’t turn on and stay on (even though nothing is out there and you have to be close to the door for it to even come on).
I’m not scared at all 😃
Partly because we don’t have many fossils of them.
But also because of Nazis.
See, Spinosaurus was described back in 1915 by a German Paleontologist named Ernst Stromer.
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Partly because we don’t have many fossils of them.
But also because of Nazis.
See, Spinosaurus was described back in 1915 by a German Paleontologist named Ernst Stromer.
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💕kayte (not katie)
💕hockey (ny sirens and rangers)
💕monster and unhinged romance books
💕certified man hater™
💕elder emo
💕cat mom
💕shit talker
💕let’s share a j 🍃 💨
💕kayte (not katie)
💕hockey (ny sirens and rangers)
💕monster and unhinged romance books
💕certified man hater™
💕elder emo
💕cat mom
💕shit talker
💕let’s share a j 🍃 💨
❣️ she/her • 29 • INFJ-A 💫
❣️ bookish girly • romance, thriller, fantasy, nonfiction (& more) 📖
❣️ physical media collector 💿
❣️ cozy gamer • anch, stardew, pokemon, zelda, sims 🎮
❣️ cat mom of 4 🐈
❣️ astrology, tarot, & herbalism 🪴
let’s be moots!! <3
❣️ she/her • 29 • INFJ-A 💫
❣️ bookish girly • romance, thriller, fantasy, nonfiction (& more) 📖
❣️ physical media collector 💿
❣️ cozy gamer • anch, stardew, pokemon, zelda, sims 🎮
❣️ cat mom of 4 🐈
❣️ astrology, tarot, & herbalism 🪴
let’s be moots!! <3
hi I’m Coll and I’ve never been normal about anything in my life 😚✌️
📚Ali Hazelwood fan
📍SoCal gal
💻 engineer
📖special edition books
♊️ gemini lil sister
🦸♀️marvel
🎢 theme parks
🖖 nerdfighter
🐉 fantasy, romance, and sci fi reader
🏠still at the cottage and My Cottage
hi I’m Coll and I’ve never been normal about anything in my life 😚✌️
📚Ali Hazelwood fan
📍SoCal gal
💻 engineer
📖special edition books
♊️ gemini lil sister
🦸♀️marvel
🎢 theme parks
🖖 nerdfighter
🐉 fantasy, romance, and sci fi reader
🏠still at the cottage and My Cottage
🦖 your favorite alt dino nerd who constantly yaps about dinosaurs
📚dark romance, romantasy, fantasy, horror reader
✨ chaotic witch
🎨 struggling artist
🎮 Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Jurassic World Evolution, Animal Crossing
🎧 Sleep Token, Ghost, INK
🐈 I have cute cats
🦖 your favorite alt dino nerd who constantly yaps about dinosaurs
📚dark romance, romantasy, fantasy, horror reader
✨ chaotic witch
🎨 struggling artist
🎮 Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Jurassic World Evolution, Animal Crossing
🎧 Sleep Token, Ghost, INK
🐈 I have cute cats