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Free jazz poster, it's all about the posts I don't post
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Love Songs xkcd.com/2870
December 20, 2023 at 11:46 PM
TfL zones, but defined by how many pints you can buy for £20
Just back from the pub and it was £3.30 a pint.
December 29, 2023 at 6:57 PM
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December 19, 2023 at 2:52 PM
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These couple of Christmassy Saki pieces are brilliant. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
December 29, 2023 at 6:13 PM
If you hold the microphone of your phone to your ear, you should lose your right to vote

No apologies, we need electoral reform now
December 29, 2023 at 2:55 PM
City I dislike: Los Angeles
City I begrudgingly respect: Athens
City I think is overrated: Madrid
City I think is underrated: Warsaw
City I like: Tokyo
City I love: Vienna
City I dream of living in: Montréal
City I dislike: Paris
City I begrudgingly respect: Vienna
City I think is overrated: Rome
City I think is underrated: Tangier
City I like: Venice
City I love: London
City I dream of living in: New York
City I dislike: Boston or Philly
City I begrudgingly respect: Chicago
City I think is overrated: Austin
City I think is underrated: Birmingham
City I like: LA
City I love: Charleston
City I dream of living in: Charleston or Paris
December 28, 2023 at 10:58 PM
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Love a nice soak in my blood red bath while a couple of close friends watch from the bathroom sofa

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
December 28, 2023 at 8:55 PM
Got a 40°C fever and keep singing "forty degrees remain" to the tune of 40' by Franz Ferdinand and I am very obviously tripping off my tits on cold+flu
December 28, 2023 at 10:30 PM
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December 28, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Any good Lemsip-based cocktail recipes, in the spirit of Christmas
December 28, 2023 at 8:10 AM
Spent most of the night awake with fever, swallowing and speaking are not really working at the moment

Distinct possibility I'm going to be on here all day, just warning you all
December 28, 2023 at 7:54 AM
This is how my parents cooked and why I hated veg and fish as a kid
Recommended boiling times for vegetables and fish, 1922
December 28, 2023 at 7:51 AM
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Holding a Gender Conceal party, in which I climb into a cake and my gender is never mentioned again.
December 27, 2023 at 9:04 PM
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photocopy
December 27, 2023 at 6:39 PM
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😌
December 27, 2023 at 5:03 PM
My energy heading into 2024
December 27, 2023 at 6:27 PM
YOU: (Chinese) Chess is boring!

CHINESE CHESS:
December 27, 2023 at 1:10 PM
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All the best let downs have already been first sentences in a Russian novel. "It was the day the valet lost my keys for five minutes, it was the day I never wanted my car back because it ran on my family's cruelty."
December 27, 2023 at 5:45 AM
"Life is full of its disappointments," observed the Duchess, "and I suppose the art of being happy is to disguise them as illusions. But that, my dear Reginald, becomes more difficult as one grows older."
December 25, 2023 at 11:12 PM
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IDK why, but i completely relate to this page from little man’s book
December 25, 2023 at 10:04 PM
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December 25, 2023 at 3:18 AM
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I've invented a new cognitive bias called unmotivated reasoning and it's about accepting whatever logic ends the conversation the quickest
December 23, 2023 at 2:29 AM
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December 24, 2023 at 11:20 PM
Yet again, it turns out that next year will be the first year I don't try to wrap the presents at 10pm whilst half cut
December 24, 2023 at 10:05 PM
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All I really want for Christmas is a remembrance spa. A succulent remembrance spa.
December 23, 2023 at 6:14 PM