I physically couldn’t buy the Sainsbury’s tea towels btw.
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I physically couldn’t buy the Sainsbury’s tea towels btw.
Absolutely stunning morning down the beach today
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Absolutely stunning morning down the beach today
I don’t want you thinking I’m some kind of Tory but I’m thinking about treating myself to some new dish towels out of Sainsbury’s today.
November 16, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I don’t want you thinking I’m some kind of Tory but I’m thinking about treating myself to some new dish towels out of Sainsbury’s today.
Intae them Scotland.
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Intae them Scotland.
I can’t read your lists of 10 things, far less write my own. It’s just too much to take in.
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I can’t read your lists of 10 things, far less write my own. It’s just too much to take in.
Only Fans but it’s me sitting at the sewing machine in my pyjamas calling it a cunt.
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Only Fans but it’s me sitting at the sewing machine in my pyjamas calling it a cunt.
Pluribus is the good stuff though.
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Pluribus is the good stuff though.
Watched a bit of that Down Cemetery Road last night. Emma Thompson is channelling David Tennant in it and I don’t like it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Watched a bit of that Down Cemetery Road last night. Emma Thompson is channelling David Tennant in it and I don’t like it.
For various reasons this household could be doing with a family bag of Valium tonight
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
For various reasons this household could be doing with a family bag of Valium tonight
Crying in the kitchen right now after sewing a full tricky seam with an empty bobbin.
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Crying in the kitchen right now after sewing a full tricky seam with an empty bobbin.
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The only acceptable form of fox hunting 😂
November 3, 2025 at 8:37 AM
The only acceptable form of fox hunting 😂
FYI. Any “luxury” cars generally require an additional up front payment. Also people (like my daughter) can’t help being disabled. It’s not a fucking lifestyle choice.
FUCK #LABOUR
"Reeves to ban luxury cars for benefit claimants"
1. It doesn't cost the taxpayer more.
2. The reason disabled people need the "perk" of a replacement car is because without a car they are unable to do the things an able person can walk to/get the bus/train to.
archive.li/W9aCu
"Reeves to ban luxury cars for benefit claimants"
1. It doesn't cost the taxpayer more.
2. The reason disabled people need the "perk" of a replacement car is because without a car they are unable to do the things an able person can walk to/get the bus/train to.
archive.li/W9aCu
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
FYI. Any “luxury” cars generally require an additional up front payment. Also people (like my daughter) can’t help being disabled. It’s not a fucking lifestyle choice.
Sainsbury’s have gone the full Christmas. Tree up and everything.
November 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Sainsbury’s have gone the full Christmas. Tree up and everything.
Well this was a ballache at 8 o’clock this morning. Needed to do it when the dogs were out for obvious reasons.
November 2, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Well this was a ballache at 8 o’clock this morning. Needed to do it when the dogs were out for obvious reasons.
Kate Garraway has got a really tiny forehead.
October 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Kate Garraway has got a really tiny forehead.
If some jobsworth asked to see if I had poo bags in my pocket he’d be getting told to fuck off.
October 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If some jobsworth asked to see if I had poo bags in my pocket he’d be getting told to fuck off.
Absolutely freezing and pissing it down. I fucking hate winter, it has no redeeming features.
October 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Absolutely freezing and pissing it down. I fucking hate winter, it has no redeeming features.
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You know when Terry Pratchett said 'It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works'? Yeah, he meant this.
October 28, 2025 at 8:04 AM
You know when Terry Pratchett said 'It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works'? Yeah, he meant this.
Reposted by Elle Bowroom
Pay for therapy about why you hate older faces, rather than a facelift
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Pay for therapy about why you hate older faces, rather than a facelift
Welcome to the family darling
October 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Welcome to the family darling