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Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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My Nana passed away a little over a year ago, but ALS took her voice a year before that. I'd give anything to hear her say "I love you" again. This isn't that. This would be a disgusting perversion of everything I held dear about her. Fuck this bullshit and fuck the pursuit of monetizing grief.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My Nana passed away a little over a year ago, but ALS took her voice a year before that. I'd give anything to hear her say "I love you" again. This isn't that. This would be a disgusting perversion of everything I held dear about her. Fuck this bullshit and fuck the pursuit of monetizing grief.
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See what happens when Eric doesn't say that it's okay to like a movie?
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
See what happens when Eric doesn't say that it's okay to like a movie?
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ty to everyone who shared this important meme with me. a blueprint for life, really.
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
ty to everyone who shared this important meme with me. a blueprint for life, really.
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
All of these MAGA officials are obsessed with paying lip service to some idealized alpha body and everyone of them has the weirdest body ever imagined, in a unique way
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
All of these MAGA officials are obsessed with paying lip service to some idealized alpha body and everyone of them has the weirdest body ever imagined, in a unique way
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While we're at it, can we bring back picking up the phone when I call my children and ex-wife? Also bring back not having all the young kids point and laugh at me whenever I leave my house. Also bring back people laughing at my jokes when I quote Andrew Dice bits. Society is falling apart.
December 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
While we're at it, can we bring back picking up the phone when I call my children and ex-wife? Also bring back not having all the young kids point and laugh at me whenever I leave my house. Also bring back people laughing at my jokes when I quote Andrew Dice bits. Society is falling apart.
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cool just let me know when they're all dead
The online MAGA-verse were at each other’s throats more than usual this weekend, as right-wing commentators Benny Johnson, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Tucker Carlson were all points of controversy.
Here's what happened: trib.al/UcjcHOn
Here's what happened: trib.al/UcjcHOn
MAGA Straight Up Imploded This Weekend—And It’s Beyond Messy
Tucker Carlson, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Benny Johnson are just more proof that the MAGA base is fraying at the seams.
trib.al
December 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
cool just let me know when they're all dead
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Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
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“Satan is in Libraries”
Well if he can provide photo ID with his current address then he is entitled to sign up for a library card. We also have other ways he can sign up if he is currently without identification
Well if he can provide photo ID with his current address then he is entitled to sign up for a library card. We also have other ways he can sign up if he is currently without identification
June 16, 2024 at 3:27 AM
“Satan is in Libraries”
Well if he can provide photo ID with his current address then he is entitled to sign up for a library card. We also have other ways he can sign up if he is currently without identification
Well if he can provide photo ID with his current address then he is entitled to sign up for a library card. We also have other ways he can sign up if he is currently without identification
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It's been my theory for a while that 75% of Trader Joe's shoppers at any given time are on their very first grocery shopping trip.
December 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
It's been my theory for a while that 75% of Trader Joe's shoppers at any given time are on their very first grocery shopping trip.
Most dystopian thing to ever happen to me: My MiL used her husband's, dead for over 5 years, Instagram account to like my son's photo
December 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Most dystopian thing to ever happen to me: My MiL used her husband's, dead for over 5 years, Instagram account to like my son's photo
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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“Don’t replace the culture war with class war” is such a fun way of saying, “Please don’t unionize, I just bought a yacht that parks inside another yacht.”
December 6, 2025 at 11:31 AM
“Don’t replace the culture war with class war” is such a fun way of saying, “Please don’t unionize, I just bought a yacht that parks inside another yacht.”
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Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Clippers can offer one lightly used Chris Paul
Team sources indicated that there has been no formal trade request, and Bucks coach Doc Rivers said the same pregame Wednesday.
Here’s what @samamick.bsky.social and Eric Nehm are hearing:
Here’s what @samamick.bsky.social and Eric Nehm are hearing:
Giannis Antetokounmpo’s future is in the spotlight again: What we’re hearing
This much is clear: If the Bucks don’t get better soon, the two-time MVP might very well push his way out of town.
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Clippers can offer one lightly used Chris Paul
BoozeGetsMeThrough Frankenstein (2025)
December 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
BoozeGetsMeThrough Frankenstein (2025)
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Bo Bob hurger 🔥
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Bo Bob hurger 🔥
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts