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bonk! Stremch. ΘΔ
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Mad Sapphic furry mountain cryptid. 35. Grey Ace, but still kinda kinky. She/her or fae/faer. Plush Pokémon. ΘΔ

I'm going to try to avoid POSTING anything explicitly lewd, but I still will occasionally. Minors, MAPs, Zoos DNI.
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bonk-stremch.bsky.social
Someone who takes colloidal silver enough to turn blue, not because he believes in the nonsense ""health"" pseudoscience, but because they think it will ward off vampires.
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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tirkarokujo.itch.io
"Repost to delay silksong" meme with hollow knight plushies crudely MS painted over to say "Repost to delay GTA6"
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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billamend.bsky.social
So (according to Google) the average American household's net worth is just over $1 million. Seem crazy and far from your lived experience? Same here. But mathmatically it makes sense WHEN YOU INCLUDE SO MANY BILLIONAIRES. Even if you hate math, try to understand it.
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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senthorun.bsky.social
Worth pointing out the biggest supporters of trans people (which is who bigots mean by “gender ideology”) are bisexual & lesbian women. All the public “concerns” about trans people (phase, indoctrination, regret, etc) are recycled forms of homophobia. This is why LGB solidarity with the T is strong.
Graphic from YouGov website shows strong support for trans people from LGB people.
November 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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vornietom.bsky.social
Happy Andrew Cuomo Moving To Florida Eve to all who celebrate
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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bunnymutt.bsky.social
HOW TO FEEL ALIVE
November 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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misterryan.bsky.social
the horseless head man
a stern floating head with limbs, posed to look as though he's riding a horse, but there is obviously nothing there. he's horseless.
November 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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nelsoneggs.bsky.social
It's been a very long month so I haven't been able to work on it much, but 1700 words is more than 0 words.
nelsoneggs.bsky.social That's Nelson Eggs @nelsoneggs.bsky.social · Sep 5
Always willing to write this series of novels about the terrible private detective named Tucker Carlson if there are any publishers willing to pick it up. I've written several short detective stories if you want samples, Simon & Schuster. #webcomic
6 panel comic: 1. Closeup of a nelson egg saying, "So, it's about a private detective who is terrible at his job. Just awful." 2. The nelson egg is sitting in a small container talking to another nelson egg. They appear to be surrounded by garbage. The nelson egg continues, "someone hires him to find their missing spouse and he just makes shit up to keep them paying his fee." 3. The nelson egg continues, "when his client is arrested for murdering the person he was hired to find, he has to defend his client in court with all his bullshit lies." 4. The nelson egg continues, "also, and this is the most important thing, he never wipes or washes his ass." 5. The nelson egg concludes, "the book is finished and it's called "Tucker Carlson and the Spouse Who was Missing, Actually, and I Don't Know What Smells of Shit but I Bet You Stepped in Something." 6. The two nelson egg are finally standing up, revealing they've been sitting in a dumpster labeled "Simon and Schuster". The other nelson egg says, "Sounds good. Could it be the start of a series of novels?"
November 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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heythisisbrian.bsky.social
It’s his day.
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
everyone has a torch to burn, and this here's mine
the woodsman from Over the Garden Wall holding up a lantern. Through the circular lantern window glows a cow standing behind a table with 4 crudely made tools on it.
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
bonk-stremch.bsky.social
My favorite That's Nelson Eggs comic! It's a very important message. I have this framed up in my hallway.~
nelsoneggs.bsky.social That's Nelson Eggs @nelsoneggs.bsky.social · Oct 28
From 2020. Parodying a Geraldo Rivera special from 1986 just to say FUCK TERFS because they fucking suck. #webcomic
6 panel comic: So, this comic is referencing Geraldo Rivera's tv special "The Mystery of Al Capone's Vaults". 1. Standing outside of a bank, a nelson egg says, "Hello and welcome to The Tomb of the Last Human Live! I'm Hank Nelson!" 2. Close up on Hank saying, "legend says the last human crawled into this building 400 years ago to die alone." 3. Hank is walking through the completely generic bank with assorted crap strewn about. A velvet rope is laying on the floor. Hank says, "they've been sealed in a tomb here and we're about to open it for the first time. What treasures did the human take with them?" 4. Hank stands outside of a bank vault door while another nelson egg is attempting to open it. Hank says, "Alright, open it up!" 5. Hank stands in a safety deposit vault. There is a human skeleton on the floor. On the wall above the skeleton, graffiti says "FUCK TERFS" and there are two graffiti middle fingers on either side of "FUCK TERFS". Hank says, "alright, well...there's no treasure, but there's the skeleton, as you'd expect, and they painted something on the wall: a final message." 6. Close up on Hank gesturing towards the "FUCK TERFS" graffiti and saying, "I don't know what it means but it must've been pretty important in human culture."
October 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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dominictarason.com
If Microsoft do not make a firm statement against this soon, I'm pretty sure I'm upgrading them to Boycott For Life.

This is utterly reprehensible and if they somehow endorse this naked, virulent bigotry, they are a valid target forevermore.
nicolecarpenter.bsky.social Nicole Carpenter @nicolecarpenter.bsky.social · Oct 27
I asked Microsoft PR about this—specially the DHS using Halo IP to recruit for ICE—and the company declined to comment.
October 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
bonk-stremch.bsky.social
I agree. Opinions like that probably should be lost under the fridge forever.
nelsoneggs.bsky.social That's Nelson Eggs @nelsoneggs.bsky.social · Oct 27
From 2019. It was a weird time. There were apparently, allegedly, people who were strictly fans of Marvel movies, and people who were strictly fans of DC movies, and Scorsese called them all amusement park movies or something like that and they were not happy. #webcomic
6 panel comic: 1. A nelson egg lays on the floor in front of a refrigerator, reaching under it with one arm. Another nelson egg stands nearby saying, "I'm sure I dropped them right here. You don't see them or feel anything?" 2. The nelson egg digging under the fridge is now on their knees looking into their hand and saying, "no it's just the usual crap you'd expect to find." 3. The other nelson egg says, "but Hank, they're my opinions. If we don't find them, how can I post them online?" 4. Hank is digging through the crap in his hand that he found under the fridge and says, "yeah, there's just like...peanuts and dust and, um, a few pennies. Wait, is this what you're looking for?" A few lines make it look like whatever he's holding is shining. 5. Hank hands the shining whatever over to the other nelson egg who says, "although Batman vs. Superman is the greatest film ever made, Scorsese and Coppola should shut up about Marvel movies. They're just jealous. Yes, this is them. Thank you." 6. Hank points at the other nelson eggs shining hand full of opinions and says, "...you should put that back under the fridge and forget about it."
October 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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beepboopbork.com
the truly scariest thing - how little i understand and how over-confident i am that it won't matter (happy halloween)
A 6-panel My Robot Girlfriend comic featuring Remi and Fink the weird robot dog. Panel 1) Remi approaches the couch with a big otter plush, Fink sits happily typing on their phone which is connected to their arm port. Panel 2) Fink has changed their eyes to be full of very mediocre looking spiders in an attempt to scare Remi: Boo! Remi looks mildly frightened. Panel 3) Fink laughs, goes back to typing, looks pleased. Remi looks confused or anxious or maybe annoyed. Panel 4) Fink looks upset and frustrated as they continue typing. Remi looks more anxious. Panel 5) Fink, looking more frustrated: "I don't know how to turn them off. It won't let me change them back." Remi looks at deadpan at the reader, very done with Fink's shit. HAPPY HALLOWEEN sort of reads on Fink's eyes but not all of it.
November 1, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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whygena.bsky.social
Kinktober 2025 - Needleplay

I almost hit burnout on this one. I got two more coming your way and then that's all I did for Kinktober

Support $3 for early art and animations - www.patreon.com/whygena
October 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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bestfriendlewd.bsky.social
ah, back in da briar patch
October 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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reckless.bsky.social
He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
October 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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aidenr0.bsky.social
rip
an illustration by Spindle of the characters Felt (in the foreground on the left), a pink-haired rabbitfolk woman, lying on her back dying after Ottilie shot her groin with an elastic band. Ottilie (human with brown short hair and a black hairband) is in the background, looking frightened as Asimov (half-elf with white hair tied up in a ponytail) is standing behind her, broom and wet wipe in hand, about to deliver divine punishment for the "just a prank bro" moment
October 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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chiitan.love
Everyone has the right to love and be loved, regardless of gender.
No one can infringe on the ability to express love
Something so simple has become complicated in our world
Let's all raise our voices to solve this problem and create a world where we can express love freely and openly.
we have love♡
September 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
“stay in your lane”

I did, but it suddenly became a turn only lane
October 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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oozypilot84.bsky.social
what did lil buddy eat

#zorua #rkgk
October 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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shaunvids.bsky.social
a couple of years ago, whenever i'd say that joe biden should be doing this or that, i would get responses from his supporters explaining that the president can't just do whatever he wants. he has to follow all these rules and norms and laws and such, apparently
October 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM