@bonelessbeck.bsky.social
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I tried manifesting abundance. So far, it’s mostly emails.
December 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I tried manifesting abundance. So far, it’s mostly emails.
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All my friends love boobs and hate the government
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
All my friends love boobs and hate the government
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
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“Eating candy corn feels like eating wax”
Yes! Good! Exactly! Do you know how many scented candles I’ve had that I’ve desperately wanted to eat?
Yes! Good! Exactly! Do you know how many scented candles I’ve had that I’ve desperately wanted to eat?
November 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“Eating candy corn feels like eating wax”
Yes! Good! Exactly! Do you know how many scented candles I’ve had that I’ve desperately wanted to eat?
Yes! Good! Exactly! Do you know how many scented candles I’ve had that I’ve desperately wanted to eat?
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My dog sure sighs a lot for somebody who can’t read the news
October 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
My dog sure sighs a lot for somebody who can’t read the news
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you know the way water slides off a rain jacket that’s how my brain soaks in information these days
October 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
you know the way water slides off a rain jacket that’s how my brain soaks in information these days
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Why does my stomach hurt after eating one pound of pasta in one sitting what did i do to anger god i literally did everything right like eating one pound of pasta to please him
October 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Why does my stomach hurt after eating one pound of pasta in one sitting what did i do to anger god i literally did everything right like eating one pound of pasta to please him
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While many of you are likely yelling "GO BLUE JAYS" or "GO DODGERS!" I'm yelling "GO J.B. PRITZKER and the rule of law!"
October 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
While many of you are likely yelling "GO BLUE JAYS" or "GO DODGERS!" I'm yelling "GO J.B. PRITZKER and the rule of law!"
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You never let me do anything, your honor
October 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
You never let me do anything, your honor
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My coworker asked if I could 'circle back on this later.' I'm not even circling forward. I'm parking this conversation in a ditch and setting it on fire.
October 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
My coworker asked if I could 'circle back on this later.' I'm not even circling forward. I'm parking this conversation in a ditch and setting it on fire.
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
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Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
October 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
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some people were born to help, some people were born to innovate. me? i was born to reset my password
October 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
some people were born to help, some people were born to innovate. me? i was born to reset my password
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Platner is a horseshoe-ist leftist. If he somehow won the primary and general he’d turn on us like john fetterman or switch parties
Why do liberals always do this to themselves
Why do liberals always do this to themselves
October 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Platner is a horseshoe-ist leftist. If he somehow won the primary and general he’d turn on us like john fetterman or switch parties
Why do liberals always do this to themselves
Why do liberals always do this to themselves
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This is bad. Very bad.
DHS quietly eliminates ban on surveillance based on sexual orientation and gender identity
The DHS quietly updated its policy manual earlier this month, removing LGBTQ+ identities from the section prohibiting surveillance based solely on immutable characteristics.
www.advocate.com
October 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This is bad. Very bad.
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I watched a video captioned “You can Dougie to anything if you aren’t a coward” and then he proceeded to Dougie to Linger by The Cranberries
October 11, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I watched a video captioned “You can Dougie to anything if you aren’t a coward” and then he proceeded to Dougie to Linger by The Cranberries
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He's alive, so I guess we're still legally permitted to point out that Ben Shapiro is a glib, nasty dipshit whose success is a testament to the abysmal intellectual standards on the right.
September 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
He's alive, so I guess we're still legally permitted to point out that Ben Shapiro is a glib, nasty dipshit whose success is a testament to the abysmal intellectual standards on the right.
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Fuck nudes, let your dad show me pics of the basement reno he did in 2006
September 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Fuck nudes, let your dad show me pics of the basement reno he did in 2006
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I bring a real “introduce me to your pets or else” vibe to the function that people really seem to enjoy
September 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I bring a real “introduce me to your pets or else” vibe to the function that people really seem to enjoy
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"I don't care that he's dead."
"He's not a hero."
"He's a scumbag."
"He shouldn't be celebrated."
No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd.
Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.
"He's not a hero."
"He's a scumbag."
"He shouldn't be celebrated."
No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd.
Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.
September 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"I don't care that he's dead."
"He's not a hero."
"He's a scumbag."
"He shouldn't be celebrated."
No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd.
Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.
"He's not a hero."
"He's a scumbag."
"He shouldn't be celebrated."
No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd.
Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.
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People are always like "are you a top or a bottom" and it's like how about you find out my milk preference first
September 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
People are always like "are you a top or a bottom" and it's like how about you find out my milk preference first
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I'm not crashing out I'm crashing IN to the nearest tree with my car after being blinded by rage
September 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I'm not crashing out I'm crashing IN to the nearest tree with my car after being blinded by rage