@bobthebewildered.bsky.social
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I want you to know that someone cares.
Not me, but someone.
Not me, but someone.
February 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I want you to know that someone cares.
Not me, but someone.
Not me, but someone.
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Me: Hi, may I please see the wine list?
Waiter: Ma'am, it's 8 AM.
Me: Oh, sorry.
Good morning, may I please see the wine list?
Waiter: Ma'am, it's 8 AM.
Me: Oh, sorry.
Good morning, may I please see the wine list?
February 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Me: Hi, may I please see the wine list?
Waiter: Ma'am, it's 8 AM.
Me: Oh, sorry.
Good morning, may I please see the wine list?
Waiter: Ma'am, it's 8 AM.
Me: Oh, sorry.
Good morning, may I please see the wine list?
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If your god believes that I’m a sinner have him tell me
Not you
Not you
February 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
If your god believes that I’m a sinner have him tell me
Not you
Not you
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“I told you if you hold on to clothes long enough they come back in fashion”
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
“I told you if you hold on to clothes long enough they come back in fashion”
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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How absurd 🤨
February 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
How absurd 🤨
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Happy Saturday! January took it out of me. Welcome to February.
February 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Happy Saturday! January took it out of me. Welcome to February.
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Wanted: those prepared to ignore the evidence of their own eyes.
February 1, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Wanted: those prepared to ignore the evidence of their own eyes.
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Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night.
Ended up with tequila mockingbird
Ended up with tequila mockingbird
February 1, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night.
Ended up with tequila mockingbird
Ended up with tequila mockingbird
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That awkward moment when you're running...And your boobs are bouncing all over the place.
And you're a 55 year old guy.
And you're a 55 year old guy.
January 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
That awkward moment when you're running...And your boobs are bouncing all over the place.
And you're a 55 year old guy.
And you're a 55 year old guy.
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umami: mushrooms
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
January 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
umami: mushrooms
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
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My nephew just graduated nursing school. In his gift card, we gave him a red crayon.
When he asked, “why a red crayon “ we told him, “in case you need to draw blood”.
When he asked, “why a red crayon “ we told him, “in case you need to draw blood”.
January 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My nephew just graduated nursing school. In his gift card, we gave him a red crayon.
When he asked, “why a red crayon “ we told him, “in case you need to draw blood”.
When he asked, “why a red crayon “ we told him, “in case you need to draw blood”.
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