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Norwegian Frankfurter
@scanditina.bsky.social
Snarky 🇳🇴, living it up in Südhessen 🇩🇪 with her 🇮🇪🇬🇧 partner & 😺😸. Have also lived in 🇬🇧& 🇿🇦. Hobbies are beading, music, and 📸. Fluent in English, Denglisch & sarcasm. Other languages are available, but fluency is not guaranteed (yes, even the 🇳🇴 is wobbly!).
Eight months since Haggis came into our lives, and each month she creeps further and further into our hearts... 😻💕

She definitely enjoys being around people, and will follow you if you disappear from sight for too long. She also loves snoozing where it's warm (windowsill above a radiator, etc.).
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
This year's Hochheimer Haul!

All of those fabulous cheeses for 15€! 😋🧀🇩🇪❤️🇫🇷💛🇬🇷

Then two different spices - buntes Pfeffer and Gewürze für Fleisch- just a little something to give ooomph to a meat dish - 8.50€ for 200g.

And lastly, a pair of fingerless gloves I didn't know I needed, for a tenner!
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I love coming to the Hochheimermarkt, as it's less filled with tourists, and definitely more "German". Loads of retired people, and later, once school is out, the kids and younger people will arrive.

The weather isn't the greatest today, but it's not so bad that nobody is out and about. 🍻🇩🇪🍁🎡🍂
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
It's the annual pre-Christmas gathering of friends at Hochheimermarkt today... a bit of drinking, eating, and exploring what the market has to offer (usually the same as last year), and more drinking!

I'm starting slow with a nonalcoholic hot wine - can't be staggering around until much later! 😆😂
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
This book is breaking my heart...

I sincerely hope that all of the ghouls and monsters, regardless of their status in society, are brought to justice - this poor girl (because that's what she was when all this took place) deserve justice, as do ALL of Epstein and Maxwell's abused.

#VirginiaGiuffre
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Last week I had to listen to a chainsaw all Saturday, today I'm being serenaded by an assortment of tools while they dig up the pavement across the road, place whatever it is that needs laying, and then refill the hole, pound down the soil and then replace the pavement...

*big sigh*
a construction worker wearing a yellow hard hat is using a yellow drill
ALT: a construction worker wearing a yellow hard hat is using a yellow drill
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November 8, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Lady Haggis has found the best spot in the house...
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Oh Pauline, you created a movement with your 'Shirley Valentine' role, along with the adorable Tom Conti.

You will be missed. 💔

"That's right, Millandra. I'm goin' to Greece for the sex. Sex for breakfast, sex for dinner, sex for tea and sex for supper."
November 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
November's "Beaver Moon", as seen from Südhessen in Germany...

I find the craters fascinating, and im intrigued by these three, all on a row, in the second photo.

#fullmoon #supermoon #BeaverMoon
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Gotta love a neighbour who's decided to play tree surgeon, and is gunning his f*cking chainsaw at a rude time on a Saturday morning!! 🤬🤬🤬
a cartoon beaver is holding a chainsaw with its mouth open
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November 1, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Day 4 since the clocks went back.

Still being nagged...

*sigh*
October 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Off for my biennial medical boob squish today, which is very appropriate, given October is Breast Cancer Awareness month.

Remember to check your boobs in between your mammograms, ladies, and guys, probably not a bad idea to check your pecs, too, because it can happen! 👍🏻🎀

#YouveGotToFeelYourself
October 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I'm being harassed by a hungry cat who doesn’t understand daylight-saving...
October 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
@eejit.bsky.social here's your answer to the fish-tank question! 😹😹😹
Cats in places they don’t belong #Caturday
October 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
When the host country 🇩🇪 shows more integrity and care towards US base employees than the government they represent 🇺🇲 ...

Germany to pay US military base employees amid shutdown – DW – 10/23/2025 share.google/MVx8xsewHfPa...
Germany to pay US military base employees amid shutdown – DW – 10/23/2025
Germany's Finance Ministry said Berlin would pay 11,000 local employees at US military bases who might not receive salaries due to a US federal government shutdown.
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October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Reposted by Norwegian Frankfurter
Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesn’t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.
October 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
On your current topic @mrjamesob.bsky.social you perhaps won't be surprised to read this little morsel from the Guardian! 😬😬

Next Tory leader? Rise of Katie Lam reflects rightward shift on migration | Conservatives | The Guardian share.google/lQ0Vn356Bcfg...
Next Tory leader? Rise of Katie Lam reflects rightward shift on migration
Shadow Home Office minister who tweets in language of hard-right populism is talked of as future of conservatism
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October 20, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I care @mrjamesob.bsky.social because it's far past time that rich and disgusting men face the law over their disgusting behaviour, and not hiding behind their endless sums of money that they pay to victims with a non-disclosure attached.

It's time we listened to SA victims, both male and female!
October 20, 2025 at 9:20 AM
👏🏻🚴🏻‍♂️👏🏻🚴🏼‍♀️👏🏻
Stay Weird Portland! 🔥 Today Portland had an emergency naked bike ride to the ICE facility. IN THE RAIN.

It was around 50°. Thousands were fully nude, half nude, or wearing costumes.

Portland is VERY dedicated to exposing the absurdities of injustice.

Here are some photos & videos. 🧵👇🏼
October 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I have a confession to make...

Back in the Noughties, I wasn't this woman's biggest fan, probably because I believed the crap that was being printed in the media every day. However, having since learned just how shitty the UK press can be and seeing other media talk about her, I've warmed to her...
October 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
So, the price for a Boeing 747-8 and a multi-billion desert golf course contract appears to be an airforce base in Idaho! Sounds like Qatar have scored a HUGE hole-in-one there! ⛳️

But I'm very curious - it's a long, L-O-N-G way from the UAE to USA, though - what on earth is that all about, eh? 🤔
October 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Dear Frogs of Portland,

May I suggest an anthem for your cause? 🐸😁🐸🤗

youtu.be/6PMiP90ntZ8?...
October 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Oh, he is going to be soooooo pissed! A woman?! And from Venezuela, a country he's attacking with vengeance. Karma is indeed a bitch! 😆😁😂

BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1...
Nobel Peace Prize 2025 live updates: Venezuelan politician Maria Corina Machado wins - BBC News
Nobel Peace Prize 2025 live updates: Venezuelan politician Maria Corina Machado wins
Nominations closed in January but US President Donald Trump had led a public campaign to win the award.
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October 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
😂🐸😂🐸😂
ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.
October 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Proudly anti-fascist, as I am opposed to fascism, nationalism, far-right ideologies, white supremacy, authoritarianism, racism, homophobia and xenophobia.

*That* is the meaning of ANTIFA!

youtu.be/cUAP-fE81zs?...
"Bella Ciao" - Italian Anti-Fascist Song (Rare Version)
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October 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM