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@scanditina.bsky.social
Snarky 🇳🇴, living it up in Südhessen 🇩🇪 with her 🇮🇪🇬🇧 partner & 😺😸. Have also lived in 🇬🇧& 🇿🇦. Hobbies are beading, music, and 📸. Fluent in English, Denglisch & sarcasm. Other languages are available, but fluency is not guaranteed (yes, even the 🇳🇴 is wobbly!).
I love how Pam Bondi brandished the DOW as her shield against answering questions, using its higher than 50,000 points as proof that no one needed to mention Epstein or Trump.
And then the DOW went nuh, uh, lady, we're not playing that game and slid below 50,000.
Do we get to talk about it now? 🤔
And then the DOW went nuh, uh, lady, we're not playing that game and slid below 50,000.
Do we get to talk about it now? 🤔
February 16, 2026 at 6:22 AM
I love how Pam Bondi brandished the DOW as her shield against answering questions, using its higher than 50,000 points as proof that no one needed to mention Epstein or Trump.
And then the DOW went nuh, uh, lady, we're not playing that game and slid below 50,000.
Do we get to talk about it now? 🤔
And then the DOW went nuh, uh, lady, we're not playing that game and slid below 50,000.
Do we get to talk about it now? 🤔
Good morning everyone, Happy Hallmark Day!
It's a bit dull and grey here in Das Dorf, so I have some pretty yellow daffs from the Netherlands to brighten my morning. And the coffee - my only dose of caffeine in a day!
I hope your day is a good one, and remember, we can love every day, and if we're
It's a bit dull and grey here in Das Dorf, so I have some pretty yellow daffs from the Netherlands to brighten my morning. And the coffee - my only dose of caffeine in a day!
I hope your day is a good one, and remember, we can love every day, and if we're
February 14, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Good morning everyone, Happy Hallmark Day!
It's a bit dull and grey here in Das Dorf, so I have some pretty yellow daffs from the Netherlands to brighten my morning. And the coffee - my only dose of caffeine in a day!
I hope your day is a good one, and remember, we can love every day, and if we're
It's a bit dull and grey here in Das Dorf, so I have some pretty yellow daffs from the Netherlands to brighten my morning. And the coffee - my only dose of caffeine in a day!
I hope your day is a good one, and remember, we can love every day, and if we're
Reading this article makes me so cross. The Statutory Paternity Pay the UK offers new fathers has been pitiful from day one!
Families falling apart because of UK’s ‘broken’ paternity leave, study suggests | Maternity & paternity rights | The Guardian share.google/wrtFpu9EKZ7N...
Families falling apart because of UK’s ‘broken’ paternity leave, study suggests | Maternity & paternity rights | The Guardian share.google/wrtFpu9EKZ7N...
Families falling apart because of UK’s ‘broken’ paternity leave, study suggests
About 39% of separated parents say not sharing caring responsibilities contributed to breakdown of relationship
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February 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Reading this article makes me so cross. The Statutory Paternity Pay the UK offers new fathers has been pitiful from day one!
Families falling apart because of UK’s ‘broken’ paternity leave, study suggests | Maternity & paternity rights | The Guardian share.google/wrtFpu9EKZ7N...
Families falling apart because of UK’s ‘broken’ paternity leave, study suggests | Maternity & paternity rights | The Guardian share.google/wrtFpu9EKZ7N...
Listening to your caller, @mrjamesob.bsky.social, and have to add that there is definitely a rise in the patriarchy who bang on about a woman's "value", and how she "loses value" by having sexual relations with men, and it therefore apparently makes this woman less attractive to the male population.
February 11, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Listening to your caller, @mrjamesob.bsky.social, and have to add that there is definitely a rise in the patriarchy who bang on about a woman's "value", and how she "loses value" by having sexual relations with men, and it therefore apparently makes this woman less attractive to the male population.
Late last year I was let go from my job after 2½ years of being with them. It was a rude shock to the system, but c'est la vie and all that. I'm now discovering that to be arbeitslos in Germany is actually a better deal rhan anything the UK ever does for its unemployed, especially relating to any
February 10, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Late last year I was let go from my job after 2½ years of being with them. It was a rude shock to the system, but c'est la vie and all that. I'm now discovering that to be arbeitslos in Germany is actually a better deal rhan anything the UK ever does for its unemployed, especially relating to any
Little Miss Snoozy, warming her tickly bits beside the radiator...
This would be me, in cat form. I definitely want to come back as a well-loved cat! 😸😹
This would be me, in cat form. I definitely want to come back as a well-loved cat! 😸😹
February 10, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Little Miss Snoozy, warming her tickly bits beside the radiator...
This would be me, in cat form. I definitely want to come back as a well-loved cat! 😸😹
This would be me, in cat form. I definitely want to come back as a well-loved cat! 😸😹
Yay, finally here! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
February 10, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Yay, finally here! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
This is a cracking series - definitely recommend!!
Yes, it is German-language, but it can be watched in English.
#Unfamiliar
Yes, it is German-language, but it can be watched in English.
#Unfamiliar
February 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
This is a cracking series - definitely recommend!!
Yes, it is German-language, but it can be watched in English.
#Unfamiliar
Yes, it is German-language, but it can be watched in English.
#Unfamiliar
Ouch! Horrible crash-out for US Lindsey Vonn. Sincerely hope her injuries aren't too terrible. Such a great athlete, with so much experience, and it's always sad to see any athlete crash out, especially in such a high octane event like the downhill... 😬
Gute Besserung, Lindsey!!
Gute Besserung, Lindsey!!
February 8, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Ouch! Horrible crash-out for US Lindsey Vonn. Sincerely hope her injuries aren't too terrible. Such a great athlete, with so much experience, and it's always sad to see any athlete crash out, especially in such a high octane event like the downhill... 😬
Gute Besserung, Lindsey!!
Gute Besserung, Lindsey!!
Anyone else using the Olympics app? I'm finding it wonderfully useful for keeping track of who is placing where, and last night, while watching the Team Ice Dancing event, I found it so interesting to see the scoring each pair earned during their required techniques list.
I'm just a user, btw! 👍🏻😁
I'm just a user, btw! 👍🏻😁
February 8, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Anyone else using the Olympics app? I'm finding it wonderfully useful for keeping track of who is placing where, and last night, while watching the Team Ice Dancing event, I found it so interesting to see the scoring each pair earned during their required techniques list.
I'm just a user, btw! 👍🏻😁
I'm just a user, btw! 👍🏻😁
What are Sundays for, if not for snoozing on the pouffe, in front of the radiator, while the mist outside the window lingers...
Happy Ruhetag, everyone!
Happy Ruhetag, everyone!
February 8, 2026 at 8:51 AM
What are Sundays for, if not for snoozing on the pouffe, in front of the radiator, while the mist outside the window lingers...
Happy Ruhetag, everyone!
Happy Ruhetag, everyone!
😂😂😂
[watching curling]
after 1 min: ugh this is dull
10 min: spin on that stone is off
30 mins: three in the house means nothing if your centre guard is ripe for a pick and roll
1 hour: SWEEP BITCH SWEEP
after 1 min: ugh this is dull
10 min: spin on that stone is off
30 mins: three in the house means nothing if your centre guard is ripe for a pick and roll
1 hour: SWEEP BITCH SWEEP
February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
😂😂😂
Fabulous brunch with some friends this morning - we met up at Café Omalisbeth, situated in Gernsheim, which lies along the Rhein, in Südhessen.
We had their delicious Breakfast for Two, which included an assortment of cold meats & cheeses, along with fresh rolls and slices rye bread. Oh, and Sekt!
We had their delicious Breakfast for Two, which included an assortment of cold meats & cheeses, along with fresh rolls and slices rye bread. Oh, and Sekt!
February 7, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Fabulous brunch with some friends this morning - we met up at Café Omalisbeth, situated in Gernsheim, which lies along the Rhein, in Südhessen.
We had their delicious Breakfast for Two, which included an assortment of cold meats & cheeses, along with fresh rolls and slices rye bread. Oh, and Sekt!
We had their delicious Breakfast for Two, which included an assortment of cold meats & cheeses, along with fresh rolls and slices rye bread. Oh, and Sekt!
Every four years I get super excited about watching the Winter Olympics, and this year I'm even more excited, as it's finally in our time zone again!
I've been watching 'Glitter and Gold' on Netflix, and I'm looking forward to seeing who skates away with the gold in the ice dancing...
I've been watching 'Glitter and Gold' on Netflix, and I'm looking forward to seeing who skates away with the gold in the ice dancing...
February 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Every four years I get super excited about watching the Winter Olympics, and this year I'm even more excited, as it's finally in our time zone again!
I've been watching 'Glitter and Gold' on Netflix, and I'm looking forward to seeing who skates away with the gold in the ice dancing...
I've been watching 'Glitter and Gold' on Netflix, and I'm looking forward to seeing who skates away with the gold in the ice dancing...
As a meso widow, I know that over 2,700 people are diagnosed with mesothelioma each year. Mesothelioma is a form of cancer caused by exposure to asbestos, which you may not even have heard of.
My husband was diagnosed with pleural mesothelioma in August 2015, having possibly been exposed as a
My husband was diagnosed with pleural mesothelioma in August 2015, having possibly been exposed as a
February 4, 2026 at 10:42 AM
As a meso widow, I know that over 2,700 people are diagnosed with mesothelioma each year. Mesothelioma is a form of cancer caused by exposure to asbestos, which you may not even have heard of.
My husband was diagnosed with pleural mesothelioma in August 2015, having possibly been exposed as a
My husband was diagnosed with pleural mesothelioma in August 2015, having possibly been exposed as a
There's something quite calming and cozy about watching it snow whilst listening to Vivaldi's 'Winter' - Spring always gets the most publicity, but the other seasons deserve their moments, too! ❄️🤍❄️🤍❄️
February 3, 2026 at 1:16 PM
There's something quite calming and cozy about watching it snow whilst listening to Vivaldi's 'Winter' - Spring always gets the most publicity, but the other seasons deserve their moments, too! ❄️🤍❄️🤍❄️
Wondering whether Gen X men are not wondering why the divorce came out of nowhere, and not realising that their wives being in the throes of peri- or menopause are probably a large "why".
How Menopause Affects Marriage and Divorce Rates — RJS Family Law share.google/oYcO9d09WxVS...
How Menopause Affects Marriage and Divorce Rates — RJS Family Law share.google/oYcO9d09WxVS...
How Menopause Affects Marriage and Divorce Rates — RJS Family Law
Over 60% of divorces are initiated by women, often during menopause. Learn how this life stage can affect relationships and how RJS Family Law can support you.
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February 3, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Wondering whether Gen X men are not wondering why the divorce came out of nowhere, and not realising that their wives being in the throes of peri- or menopause are probably a large "why".
How Menopause Affects Marriage and Divorce Rates — RJS Family Law share.google/oYcO9d09WxVS...
How Menopause Affects Marriage and Divorce Rates — RJS Family Law share.google/oYcO9d09WxVS...
The next hour is going to be interesting, listening to @mrjamesob.bsky.social tiptoe around the delicate subject of the menopause... 😆😂😂
February 3, 2026 at 12:11 PM
The next hour is going to be interesting, listening to @mrjamesob.bsky.social tiptoe around the delicate subject of the menopause... 😆😂😂
This from Daniel Sloss will sit in my brain forever. He expresses the reality women live with, and he's spot on. Over the years, terrible things have been couched as "this is how things were", but for women, the reality is "this is how things are" and will never change.
youtu.be/0uZFHpEh5So?...
youtu.be/0uZFHpEh5So?...
Comedian Daniel Sloss Tells Men to Hold Other Men Accountable
YouTube video by NowThis Impact
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February 2, 2026 at 11:08 AM
This from Daniel Sloss will sit in my brain forever. He expresses the reality women live with, and he's spot on. Over the years, terrible things have been couched as "this is how things were", but for women, the reality is "this is how things are" and will never change.
youtu.be/0uZFHpEh5So?...
youtu.be/0uZFHpEh5So?...
As a female listener, @mrjamesob.bsky.social all I can say is it's same as it ever was. Rich men doing sh!t, without a care in the world has been the norm for centuries.
Women and girls (and boys) have always been victims of such rich men, and so it will continue.
Ask wives, employees, children.
Women and girls (and boys) have always been victims of such rich men, and so it will continue.
Ask wives, employees, children.
February 2, 2026 at 10:45 AM
As a female listener, @mrjamesob.bsky.social all I can say is it's same as it ever was. Rich men doing sh!t, without a care in the world has been the norm for centuries.
Women and girls (and boys) have always been victims of such rich men, and so it will continue.
Ask wives, employees, children.
Women and girls (and boys) have always been victims of such rich men, and so it will continue.
Ask wives, employees, children.
This statement shocked me the most @mrjamesob.bsky.social because by excluding it, it has confirmed rumours, confirmed statements, and is absolutely extraordinary just being said out loud. 😳😳😳
Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche admits that the DOJ excluded all images showing “death, physical abuse, or injury” from yesterday’s Epstein files release.
WHAT ELSE ARE THEY HIDING???
WHAT ELSE ARE THEY HIDING???
February 2, 2026 at 10:19 AM
This statement shocked me the most @mrjamesob.bsky.social because by excluding it, it has confirmed rumours, confirmed statements, and is absolutely extraordinary just being said out loud. 😳😳😳
An unexpected moment...
Big fat snowflakes falling from the sky, but sadly that's as fun as it gets, given they melt the moment they hit the ground. Sweet relief, if you're a driver, especially as there's a train strike today, so the roads will be busy! 😬❄️🫣❄️
Big fat snowflakes falling from the sky, but sadly that's as fun as it gets, given they melt the moment they hit the ground. Sweet relief, if you're a driver, especially as there's a train strike today, so the roads will be busy! 😬❄️🫣❄️
February 2, 2026 at 8:30 AM
An unexpected moment...
Big fat snowflakes falling from the sky, but sadly that's as fun as it gets, given they melt the moment they hit the ground. Sweet relief, if you're a driver, especially as there's a train strike today, so the roads will be busy! 😬❄️🫣❄️
Big fat snowflakes falling from the sky, but sadly that's as fun as it gets, given they melt the moment they hit the ground. Sweet relief, if you're a driver, especially as there's a train strike today, so the roads will be busy! 😬❄️🫣❄️
In my personal attempt to understand fundamentalist Christianity, I've been exploring a lot of the cultist religions, particularly the Mormons (Church of the Latter Day Saints).
I should add I'm not religious, which makes all of this even more interesting - these people are a contradiction that I
I should add I'm not religious, which makes all of this even more interesting - these people are a contradiction that I
February 1, 2026 at 12:40 PM
In my personal attempt to understand fundamentalist Christianity, I've been exploring a lot of the cultist religions, particularly the Mormons (Church of the Latter Day Saints).
I should add I'm not religious, which makes all of this even more interesting - these people are a contradiction that I
I should add I'm not religious, which makes all of this even more interesting - these people are a contradiction that I
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image...
February 1, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image...