I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

Imagine if NYTimes journalists were being routinely massacred by a foreign state and competing media outlets responded by explaining that the Times is a mouthpiece for imperialism and propaganda arm of the US and Israeli governments such that murdering its workers was defensible.

civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser

J.K. Rowling Announces She No Longer Transphobic After Attending Cincinnati Pride And Winning A Free Cell Phone Charger From A Bisexual Realtor’s Booth theonion.com/j-k-row...

We will now be putting a cardinal on second until we get a new Pope.

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

if you see Donkey Kong running out of the toy factory with a sack full of stolen Mini Marios NO YOU DIDN'T

beautiful. this man missed no time off work, but at least we get to mention/credit the titans owner for...something

for once i get to say “Go Bucks” without a shred of irony