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When I use yank pejoratively it's not about nationality it's about how folks approach the world

If you assume Green means Jill Stein you're a yank

If you complain that non-US folks should specify what Green party people are posting about, or if you assume Polanski means Roman you're a yank
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OK. Here's the thing. You just can't put on a jacket and pretend to be a security patrol in the UK. It's actually illegal. Who the actual F are these "Essex Spartans"? Government has laws and rules and they need to enforce them.
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Then it's not a fucking ceasefire, is it.
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 AM
We need a Bond Lego Movie.
“It’s impossible to reboot Bond” says production team who decided Bond first got his licence to kill in the 21st Century, as Daniel Craig, then got incredibly old within two films and was being put out to pasture, but also had Sean Connery’s 1960s car.

It’s Bond. Just do whatever the fuck you like.
November 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Hmm, that Timpson chatbot story from yesterday.
There’s a good chance the British Prime Minister’s main adviser on AI is an OpenAI shareholder - but the government refuses to say whether she is.

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November 11, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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There’s a good chance the British Prime Minister’s main adviser on AI is an OpenAI shareholder - but the government refuses to say whether she is.

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November 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Everyone involved in Your Party comes out of this looking petty, stupid and pretty weird.

Such a weird episode, and they don't seem to know they're sunk yet.
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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“We were stripped completely & assaulted. Dogs were used to violate us while soldiers beat us & sprayed pepper spray. I suffered severe psychological trauma, fractures, bruises, injuries stitched without anesthesia.
The humiliation & torture were beyond imagination.”
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gazaherald.com/2025/11/10/p...
PCHR Exposes Systematic Sexual Torture of Gaza Detainees
Gaza Herald_‏The Palestinian Centre for Human Rights (PCHR) has documented one of the most heinous crimes in the modern era,
gazaherald.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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Michael D Higgins, with his wife Sabina, has left Áras an Úachtaráin for the final time as president.

He was given a guard of honour by members of the Sanctuary Runners, a charity of which he is patron.

The President’s term of office ends at midnight.

⁦‪@VirginMediaNews.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Oof 💀

Grok: these are onions, great for foraging.

Some guy: other sources saying you're wrong fam.

Grok: you're right - these aren't onions they're Death Camus, highly toxic

CW (link goes to Twitter) x.com/grok/status/...
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
AI chatbots could do government for us, says minister

"We could pin different rosettes on them and do Parliament in cyberspace. We could turn Westminster into a big Tesco - that little one by the station is always too busy" Timpson went on to say
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The same people that love horseshoe theory also love to have a really broad definition of what makes a populist.
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Mumsnet’s take on the BBC stuff. Deranged
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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sam altman’s wife after sex: wow, you were… actually pretty bad

sam altman: yeah but just imagine how good i’ll be in six months if you just give me another twenty billion dollars
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Had to
November 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Kabanos are great.

Maybe if I eat too much it will kill me one day, but I love them
November 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Hmm
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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how do we get what we make printed
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Apparently this is #JustBadComms yeah, #Labour?
Hi! Sorry to be this guy and I’m sure you may have already tried, but neither myself or my mother, both on the at risk register were eligible either, according to the place we booked

Ended up asking at a local chemist and they did it
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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I'm sorry, but you gotta startbstepping in, America. Itotally get that Americans are in a situation where if they fight back, they think they'll inflict martial law on them... but if you're scared to fight back, you're already under it.
ICE agents in Chicago violently detain a non verbal autistic man for being “non compliant”

He couldn’t “comply” because of his disability…they don’t care

This is not the first time they’ve gone after a disabled person

They target the most vulnerable because it’s an easy way to meet their quota
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Blue Wave Dems have got to be the most useless "progressive" political faction.

They're worse than Your Party supporters.
November 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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the 2 ends of the spectrum here lmao. Blue Wave donkbrains who mindlessly love it & revel in it. & principled people who clearly see the death on the horizon
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM