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i just love being on the computer
July 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
i just love being on the computer
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BALD EAGLE: *sees a balding man* wow, majestic
July 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
BALD EAGLE: *sees a balding man* wow, majestic
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I’m going to start a new cult. My followers will be domesticated squirrels.
July 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I’m going to start a new cult. My followers will be domesticated squirrels.
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The most challenging escape room is getting out of your head.
July 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The most challenging escape room is getting out of your head.
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Sex is great, but have you ever tried it with someone besides just yourself?
July 3, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Sex is great, but have you ever tried it with someone besides just yourself?
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Whales accidentally eat 8 people in their sleep every year
July 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Whales accidentally eat 8 people in their sleep every year
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At what point should you worry about your drinking?
I bet it's before your kid builds a Lego brewery.
I bet it's before your kid builds a Lego brewery.
July 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
At what point should you worry about your drinking?
I bet it's before your kid builds a Lego brewery.
I bet it's before your kid builds a Lego brewery.
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I’m going out to the desert to scream for a while.
June 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I’m going out to the desert to scream for a while.
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He looks scared. I would be too if I were president and had no idea what I was doing.
June 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
He looks scared. I would be too if I were president and had no idea what I was doing.
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a dude referred to my tits as cherries and because i’d never heard it before I had to ask “what cherries where?” and now we are in a weird standoff about melons versus cherries and how am I 46 and this is my reality
June 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
a dude referred to my tits as cherries and because i’d never heard it before I had to ask “what cherries where?” and now we are in a weird standoff about melons versus cherries and how am I 46 and this is my reality
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I'm pretty sure Kamala Harris wouldn't be bombing us into an illegal war right now
June 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I'm pretty sure Kamala Harris wouldn't be bombing us into an illegal war right now
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There is an issue with flies coming into the house.
Normal people: gets flypaper or something.
Me:
Normal people: gets flypaper or something.
Me:
June 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
There is an issue with flies coming into the house.
Normal people: gets flypaper or something.
Me:
Normal people: gets flypaper or something.
Me:
It is getting hard to ignore it
June 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It is getting hard to ignore it
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Accidentally had my jaw clenched and hands in a fist for 23 hours straight again.
June 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Accidentally had my jaw clenched and hands in a fist for 23 hours straight again.
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Marco looks like he has that pre-diarrhea feeling.
June 22, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Marco looks like he has that pre-diarrhea feeling.
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We dont hear too much about the Bermuda Triangle anymore, and i think this is a shame.
June 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
We dont hear too much about the Bermuda Triangle anymore, and i think this is a shame.
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Impeach. Convict. Remove.
June 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
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I’m a little worried, friends. I’m sure this will gradually and steadily increase to a lot worried.
June 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I’m a little worried, friends. I’m sure this will gradually and steadily increase to a lot worried.