SamiAm
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SamiAm
@blondiesaurus.bsky.social
I think that if there were a Devil, he'd worship me because I'm better looking. 👽🏳️‍🌈🦑
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This is one of the reasons why I balk at the idea that men are afraid to be perceived as abusive. In many cases, that perception is actually key to their success, because other people strive to make excuses for their behavior, deny it, redeem them, and elevate them in the process.
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Years ago, my colleagues at Business Insider and I tracked YouTuber “cancellation” arcs. What we found is that for many entertainers, “cancellation” actually sets the stage for a redemption arc, one that can raise their profile higher than ever. It wasn’t career-ending. It was fuel.
November 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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They are selling stirrup leggings again.

I repeat: THEY ARE SELLING STIRRUP LEGGINGS AGAIN.

File that under: things you never imagined would come back.
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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"Colonization didn’t only take land. It targeted everything that made our communities strong: our medicines, our languages, our ceremonial technologies, our kinship systems, our ways of knowing and relating to land, water, and spirit." - Sacred Relatives
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November 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Crying over how hot Frank Iero used to be
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
All of the bullshit AI features have made sending an email fucking impossible. I am going to stop using technology. They need to stop making this shit worse. We are close enough to the fucking edge.
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
My new conspiracy theory is they’ve made the AutoCorrect on typing worse and the talk to text features work worse on purpose, so they can train AI through watching us correct all of the inaccuracies, or some stupid bullshit. Everything is made worse and more unusable as time goes on
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Starting my morning off with the 3W‘s whingeing, whining, weeping
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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3 infant #pertussis deaths this year in Kentucky. "Of the three infant deaths reported over the past 12 months, all three were not vaccinated, nor were their mothers."

We first tested maternal vaccination for whooping cough over 80 years ago. It's safe & effective & might have saved these babies.
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November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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*whispers* And the hot daddy next to me is definitely cheating on his wife. He’s texting his side piece in large font, lol. I love the holidays.
OMG, all the flight attendants on this plane are gay and the pilot is hot. What a time to be alive!
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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the "virgin megastore" was a great third place. you could take dates there and shoplift together as a romantic activity. richard branson has so much money and nobody who works there gave a shit, you could just walk out with stuff
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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It's still infuriating that Condé Nast fired a bunch of really good journalists but went out of its way to hire this walking ethical failure
Scoop: As questions swirl around Olivia Nuzzi, I’ve learned she’s been relatively absent in the day-to-day at Vanity Fair, as the magazine continues to weather the storm the controversial hire brought through 1 World Trade Center

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Condé’s Nuzzi Conundrum
Inside Condé Nast's media drama: Gabriel Nuzzi's revelations spark controversy, exposing internal tensions and unfolding newsroom dynamics with dramatic flair.
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November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Not the obituary I wanted to read today.

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Gramma, a Galápagos Tortoise at the San Diego Zoo, Dies at About 141
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November 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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You know at one point in my life I went through kind of a lot of public ridicule and personal consequence because I didn’t think that sex should be a prerequisite for women to have media careers.
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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pornhub categories getting weird af
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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What if Dems ran on sacrificing James Carville's human rights?
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I don’t think lying about Santa is worth the irreparable damage/psychic wound that is, not only your parents lying to you for years on end, but all the other parents telling the same lie to their kids too, it sets the groundwork for conspiratorial leanings and not questioning fishy things…
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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float James Carville out to sea on a barge
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Calling it now: I will vote for the first candidate who says, Yeah Star Wars is ok I guess but I absolutely don't have a ranking or anything, like honestly after the first movies I can't even remember which is which for the most part
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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The mutinous mood of the senators — who include Chris Van Hollen of Maryland, Tina Smith of Minnesota, Christopher S. Murphy of Connecticut, Bernie Sanders of Vermont and Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts — reflects the widespread doubts among the Democratic base that party leaders in Congress have…
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM