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“Ladysplain Mitski to me.”
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December 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
That time I was in London and learned Queen Elizabeth II died from The Iron Sheik.
December 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Did you know the Konami logo laser changes color depending on the console?

SNES → Purple
Mega Drive/Genesis → Green
PC Engine/TurboGrafx‑16 → Blue
December 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Remember when you could build an entire network sitcom around the premise that a gorgeous woman was somehow unattractive?
December 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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This is like paying the guys that robbed your house to also burn it down.
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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6 years in a detention centre in El Salvador because once on Twitter I said it was odd how they phrase it ‘I COULD care less’.
Jeez. All tourists - including those from Britain - will have to undergo a social media screening before being allowed entry into the US under new plans being considered by the country's border force

news.sky.com/story/us-pla...
US plans to start checking all tourists' social media
The potential social media mandate being proposed by Customs and Border Protection (CBP) would apply to anyone visiting, whether they require a visa or not.
news.sky.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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This show deserved better.
December 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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cultures offended by certain fonts
December 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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"AI is the asbestos in the walls of our technological society, stuffed there with wild abandon by a finance sector and tech monopolists run amok. We will be excavating it for a generation or more."

This piece on AI by Cory Doctorow is spectactular.

pluralistic.net/2025/12/05/p...
December 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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do borg pee
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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If you watched Wicked 2 last night in Kansas City I’m sorry about my cocktail. I was trying to be a good uncle and support Wicked Culture, I was not told the themed cocktail had light bulb cubes brighter than an iPhone screen. I put my jacket over it. Also did not know Wicked 1 contained vital info
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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I was so disappointed by the eventual face reveal. Not sure what 11 year-old me was expecting, maybe a robot jaw or something.
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Secrets of the universe explained
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
4 HOURS, BABY.
November 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Chaos as a strategy isn’t just cruel, it’s ineffective.
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Dirty Work (1998)
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Me learning in real time Matthew Sweet covered the Scooby Doo theme for a Saturday Morning Cartoon album that also has Sublime, Toadies, Butthole Surfers…
Thank you for reminding me of his Scoody Doo cover; I’d forgotten it but he really sells it!

youtu.be/8uLjQBXdJyQ?...
Matthew Sweet - Scooby Doo Where Are You?
YouTube video by Fuzzy Legends Archives
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This week in American politics:
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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I forgot that in season 4 she married the entire nation of France
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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he charmed that demented old man so hard he could’ve gotten into his will lmao
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?

MAMDANI: I've spoken about--

TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
November 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Catfished, literally. Scammers net nearly $100k in Chesapeake seafood.
Catfished, literally. Scammers net nearly $100k in Chesapeake seafood.
When an order came into Tilghman Island Seafood for almost $100,000 of Chesapeake catfish, everything seemed legit — at least at first. Then the fish disappeared in the Bronx.
buff.ly
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM