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“Ladysplain Mitski to me.”
That time I was in London and learned Queen Elizabeth II died from The Iron Sheik.
December 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
November 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
“Get me to God’s country.”
November 19, 2025 at 6:34 AM
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Recently enjoyed this documentary on the making of the special.
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
First big LEGO build in a long time… and they got jokes.
November 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Who’s your sitcom Mount Rushmore?
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Terrible candidate.
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Topol was 37 when he filmed Fiddler on the Roof-ass skeet.
November 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The poster goes pretty hard. Hadn’t heard of the movie until we found it in the collection.
October 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
“I’ve seen conservative grievances you people wouldn’t believe.”
October 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The theatrical release poster goes pretty hard. Plus they included a CliffNotes-style booklet of teaching resources in the theatrical press kits. Source: bulk estate sale purchases.
October 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
October 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
September 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Sting told my wife she was the best dressed person in a room when we accidentally crashed a meet and greet in Philly.
September 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
September 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
“Boris, how’d those marionettes turn out?”

“Extra haunted, Boss, just like you like ‘em.”

(Best $10 spent today)
September 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I learned tonight the New York Yankees are, unfortunately, woke.
September 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
“From the Writer-Director of The Guard”

The Guard was like breakfast for dinner levels of a treat.
September 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
August 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Never forget: it is the horniest fort.
August 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Didn’t want to interject, but with 24 hours, you’d possibly have clearer access to a monkey by flying to the US near a dodgy touring circus than finding a local zoo if you needed to solve the problem on a budget. I’ve had too many hours to think about this.
August 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM