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gramp
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writer - wrestling fan - renowned homo
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I wrote a script called Hellhole that essentially mushes these 4 things together and if you want to read it, I’d be thrilled to send you a copy once I add the finishing touches.

(I’m a big fan of this one so get ready for me to be annoying about it, sorry)
The old timey radio play episode of Frasier comes on Pluto TV like once a week and once a week I watch the old timey radio play episode of Frasier looking just like this the entire time

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November 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I often think about when Alex Murdaugh took the stand in his own defense and actually uttered the line, “What a tangled web we weave” like a super villain and then looked shocked when he was found guilty of murdering his family, what a strange case.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Nobody will ever write a line this good ever again.
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Sadly dawning on me that in two weeks I will no longer live across the street from a Longhorn
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Walter Matthau
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]

SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This show
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I thought tonight’s episode of IT: Welcome to Derry was the strongest so far, but also every episode seemingly goes out of its way to have some of the worst visuals I have ever seen in a modern series. I would be shocked if this show was not using AI for some of the effects.
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The opening scene of tonight’s IT: Welcome to Derry
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Kinda burying the lead here that he opens with “I state your name” this dude’s brains are oatmeal
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Moderate Democrats saw that voters were energized and might expect something from them, so they needed to put a stop to that ASAP
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I guess I need to apologize to the writers of Alien: Prometheus. it turns out scientists really do touch everything like that
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.

www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Only the third time I’ve ever watched Die Hard (and only the second time it’s not the TV version) and for the first time, I think it’s fully clicking.
a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .
ALT: a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Spider-Man villains but they’re muppets? I don’t know.
November 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The new spiced cookie iced coffee from Dunkin. Amazing, Christmas in every sip. Also, it’s made with oat milk by default so you feel like less of a fat fuck.

10/10
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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TV dad returning home from work with the toast still sticking out of his mouth
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I think about this wayyyy too much
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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The jury deliberated for SEVEN hours on the sandwich case, and I will bet money six of them were just talking about different good kinds of sandwiches they’ve had and how they’d throw.
November 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
November 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
When I worked in a restaurant in the late 2000’s I used to watch TNG reruns on UPN at 2 AM, it was my first real Star Trek exposure, I loved it.

And boy, some of these episodes would have me howling…
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Tonight seems to be a strong rebuke of the Republican Party’s “make shit as bad as possible as quickly as possible” strategy
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
My audition to play the fat dead pilot’s son in the new Mummy movie (no but really)
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM