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Remember, there is no such thing as an “underaged woman”. The word you’re looking for is “child”
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“makes my blood boil”: old, boring, visually unapplealing

“makes my blood broil”: new, exciting, set it and forget it probably
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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This is not what the problem is. We have many excellent, talented, engaging science communicators.

Their reach is deliberately truncated by the social media companies, and billionaire-owned news outlets do not platform them.
Scientists are partly to blame by not learning to effectively communicate in lay language on modern communication channels. That information void is then ripe for disinformation to fill.

Embed lay comms & accessibility skills into academia.
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Democrats in Congress: Hold the line.

Do not back these bills that jeopardize DC’s right to govern itself.

DC is a testing ground for tactics that MAGA will try across the country.

Vote NO, and focus on helping struggling families afford health care.
This week the House is set to vote on two bills targeting D.C.'s criminal justice laws. One would repeal a 2020 city law that imposed new training, discipline, and disclosure standards on police. The other would bring cash bail back to D.C. 30 years after it was eliminated.
We stand united against all 13 anti–DC Home Rule bills in Congress.

DC is home to more than 700,000 residents who pay taxes, run businesses, and serve in the military. Like all Americans, we deserve the right to set our own local laws.

Congress should reject this unprecedented federal overreach.
November 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Violent crime in DC dropped 35% last year and is down another 28% this year, yet Republicans are acting as if we’re in a crisis that justifies extraordinary federal overreach.

I’m heading to the House floor today to oppose two anti–home rule bills and released my remarks ahead of the debate.
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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The DC Council was elected by DC residents.

Council members are the appropriate elected officials to make DC laws, not Republican members of Congress representing the interests of far-away districts.
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Solange Knowles’ Saint Heron has launched a free digital archival library of literature by Black and brown authors, poets, and artists. Readers can borrow rare and out-of-print books for up to 45 days
Solange Opens Free Digital Library Of Rare Black Books
Solange has launched a digital library archive of Black and brown authors where readers can borrow books at no cost.
peopleofcolorintech.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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4/24-4/26

save the date
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
One of my take-home prizes from Covid is that my taster is still off. The only place it shows up with any consequence though is with water. Water tastes gross - all water. Bitter and a little moldy. I've switched to herbal tea at home, but it's really cramping my style to be this dehydrated
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Gif that answers to your name
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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I don’t want to ask. I don’t want to explain. I don’t want more emotional labor
My homegirl just said, “men don’t realize a woman’s love language is often just not having to ask.”

I never felt that more…
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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After a bird flu outbreak tore through Midwestern barns, killing millions of chickens and spiking egg prices, the federal government didn’t investigate if the virus was airborne.

So ProPublica did.

Absolutely terrifying reporting from @natlash.bsky.social:

www.propublica.org/article/bird...
What the U.S. Government Is Dismissing That Could Seed a Bird Flu Pandemic
Egg producers suspect bird flu is traveling through the air. After a disastrous Midwestern outbreak early this year, we tested that theory and found that where the wind blew, the virus followed. Vacci...
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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everyone who wants Democrats to focus on throwing immigrants and trans people under the bus needs to explain why this is not going to be the end result
13% after 16 months.

And his unpopularity has "no floor".
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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After telling queer folk that Target isn't a store for them, their stock is worth now what it was worth during the pandemic, when people couldn't visit their store.

You know what? Good. Pretending to support all Americans until you thought you could get away w/backing fascism? Yeah, fuck Target.
November 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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The Democrats called out racist shitbags and serial sex offenders.

If you heard those attacks and felt they were calling *you* out personally, then that's entirely on you, champ.

The rest of us white guys didn't hear that. At all.
Dems didn't brand "white dudes" as the "bad guy" as Portnoy suggests. We branded people who support a toxic, hate-filled convicted felon who abuses women and lies constantly about everything as the bad guys, and they just happen to be disproportionately white men.

www.mediaite.com/politics/dav...
Dave Portnoy Says He Turned on Dems Because They Branded 'White Dudes' Society's 'Bad Guy'
Barstool Sports boss Dave Portnoy said he flipped to supporting Republicans because Democrats branded "white dudes" as the "bad guy" in America during the Biden Administration
www.mediaite.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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March 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I love this record. Which says a lot because I can’t stand Xmas music
Low released Christmas on this day in 1999 (16 November 1999). You can replay the listening party (no_609) here:
Low
Christmas
timstwitterlisteningparty.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Brevetoxins are potent neurotoxins produced by certain algae and cause significant health problems (“red tide” is one form). Even if you don’t care about marine life, you can get sick and even die just from breathing air near a shoreline w/ brevetoxin-producing algae. Climate change will kill us all
Harmful algal bloom (HAB) spread across 20,000 km2 & resulted in the deaths of millions of marine animals, from at least 550 species

Scientists found a novel, significant brevotoxin-producing algal species, Karenia cristata, in the multispecies Karenia HAB—1st time brevetoxins have been found in 🇦🇺
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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“Scientific evidence strongly favors year-round Standard Time. Sleep is a biological necessity, not a luxury.”
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
LFG Spirit!
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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I don’t want to formulate words yet, but my friend Alice Wong, @sfdirewolf.bsky.social of the Disability Visibility Project, has passed.

Here are the words she left behind:
www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...
Alice Wong on Instagram: "ID: Yellow background with black text "This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the time of her passing. Hi everyone, it ...
423 likes, 73 comments - alicatsamurai on November 14, 2025: "ID: Yellow background with black text "This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the t...
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November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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