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The J, O, S, H, and K are all silent.
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Your favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle says a lot about you.
Leonardo: Muslim
Raphael: Muslim
Donatello: Muslim/Atheist
Michelangelo: Muslim
April 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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In 1975 Mr. Rogers invited Margaret Hamilton (The Wicked Witch of the West) onto Mister Rogers' Neighborhood in order to teach children that there are fundamentally evil people on this earth and not even killing them can keep them away
April 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Being from Chicago trumps being American. This is the Chicago pope. I consider the matter settled.
May 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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repost to infuriate international best practices guys
March 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
That sucks for you dude, but facts care about MY feelings. Facts are always asking me how I’m feeling. Super nice and normal of facts to do, idk what you did to piss them off.
March 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Alright, I'll do this. With the variation that every pick will also be something you can watch right now on YT.
November 20, 2024 at 7:50 PM
February 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Okay so are we all using this now?
November 20, 2024 at 12:53 PM
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me: a banana that, when you peel it, looks exactly like a corn cob. BUT when you bite it, the corn cob is actually made entirely out of banana material

santa: i’m not bringing that to you for christmas. i won’t do it
December 19, 2023 at 9:52 PM
When you go to sleep you dream. When you die (the long sleep), do you have an even more insane dream? For eternity?
What if there was a video game where every time you died, you dreamt of the last checkpoint and it became more enveloped in dream logic with each death/dream?
December 14, 2023 at 3:23 AM
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They stopped making ghosts just after the civil war. You’ll never see a ghost with a man bun or hitting a juul
July 8, 2023 at 3:03 PM
I would absolutely never say, “Waddle Deez Nuts” to Waddle Dee. Waddle Dee is my friend and must be protected from the cruelties of this world.
December 8, 2023 at 8:12 PM
Synecdoche, New York but it’s Robocop
December 8, 2023 at 2:56 AM
*me watching any actor in a movie* this guy thinks he Marlon Brando or something
December 8, 2023 at 2:51 AM
I had to unfollow a girl I knew in college because she posted, “Swifties for Palestine” and that was enough for me.
Good for her for wanting to help Palestine, but… no not like that.
December 7, 2023 at 8:39 PM
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CHRIS: then the girl calls him onii-chan. that means he's her brother, right?

PAULIE: the girl's bangin her brother?
SILVIO: naww
TONY: who's bangin her brother
PAULIE: girl in chrissy's comic book
SILVIO: it's a manga, and he ain't her brother. it's a honorific
December 6, 2023 at 9:22 PM
I wish I owned a house.
December 6, 2023 at 9:06 PM
I canNOT stop getting married!
December 6, 2023 at 9:05 PM
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?

Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
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oh you're seeing a film in 70 millimeters? that's crazy. the movie theater i go to does them like, 40 or 50 feet probably
November 28, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Alfred Hitchcock Presents, “My Characters Will Be Punished For Being Horny”
December 1, 2023 at 8:09 PM
I listen to vinyl because I like it when music sounds bad!
November 24, 2023 at 3:15 PM
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HBO's "Sad People Fuck" Renewed for Second Season
HBO’s ‘Sad People Fuck’ Renewed for Second Season
ast fall’s breakthrough hit Sad People Fuck has been renewed by HBO for a second season to premiere later this year.
hard-drive.net
November 13, 2023 at 2:30 PM
Bloodborne but you play as Austin Powers
November 9, 2023 at 1:56 AM