Quentin Tarantino Slams Paul Dano As Worst Actor On Wikifeet https://theonion.com/quentin-tarantino-slams-paul-dano-as-worst-actor-on-wikifeet/

I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.

they should invent sleep that's always ten hours long

‘Tis the big day for fandoms everywhere. Happy October 10th!

long weekend at bernie's

"jesus" is french for " i am sus"

Happy Pride to all my friends out their living their truth, especially my Trans homies who are really going through it.

And Happy Pride to all the -phobes out there, I pray that you might learn to let love into your heart and find the change you need to be that "good" person you think you are.

Sinners (2025)

NOT A DRILL

GTA VI TRAILER 2 IS UP LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

Well today's the day I start to do this. 30 crept up on me like Michael Myers & finally got me.

Megan Fox Confirms She And New Baby Will Co-Parent Machine Gun Kelly
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Oh, we know the Main Stage setlist hates to see us comin’ tonight… 😈

If you support invading Canada or Greenland, you are a horrible person without a shred of morality or intelligence.

im rewatching the lobster and never fully put together that it has the most mainstream & realistic depiction of government-mandated fursonas

Oakley Introduces Line Of Sunglasses For Front Of Head
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Plan To Be More Positive Off To Shitty Fucking Start
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