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mr moneymaker
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OCATC and LFC
Amateur movie buff utilizing the VFA’s patented 5-bag review system
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Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Spam texters are getting really good at this
December 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It will be interesting to see in ~10 years how this pick stacks up against Time’s other most controversial POTYs, such as Hitler, Pol Pot, and the 9/11 hijackers
‘The Architects of AI’ have been named Person of the Year by TIME.
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
M&M’s hit different when you’ve been sitting on the packet all day
December 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Genuinely forgot Isak was on the pitch
#GALLIV
September 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Salah draws three defenders to him and the rest of the team stands and watches - there are no signs on life on this Liverpool offense
#GALLIV
September 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
RIOOOO YOU BEAUTY!!!!
#NEWLIV
August 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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August 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
President Pritzker sounds like a Tim&Eric Cinematic Universe character
August 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
🍅 Tomato to replenish HP
🧅 Onion to replenish Mana
🧄 Garlic to provide poison resistance
🫚 Ginger to provide disease resistance
🥚 Egg to provide temporary luck bonus
July 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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it turns out leftists were right about israel. they’re probably still wrong about everything else though
July 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Finally, a retirement plan I can afford
“Eating one hot dog and bun results in the loss of 27-36 minutes of healthy life.” www.cnn.com/2021/08/27/h...
July 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
There is only one way to cook an egg in a stainless steel pan.
July 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I feel there’s a lot more you can innovate with a simple hot dog. It’s nowhere near its product evolutionary peak.
June 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Welcome to World 5 Mario! Thank you and Captain Toad for helping the Kongs drive Bowser out of the Kingdom! You also just missed Luigi head to World 6!
#capchallenge
March 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Apr 1st - Jimmy Bond's birthday. Jimmy Bond (aka Dr. Noah) is the nephew of Sir James Bond.

📽️📅 Casino Royale (1967)
April 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Like this post to be killed instantly by 70s Meiko Kaji. Repost this to be killed instantly by 70s Meiko Kaji
March 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I’ve watched a lot of movies lately but haven’t had the time to review them. Don’t worry - I will get around to it! ☺️
March 22, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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i think everyone needs to stop framing whats going on as “bending the knee” and what’s really happening which is “they’re finally feel free to do what they’ve always wanted to do”
Bezos bends the knee. Pathetic.
February 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
PAY MO SALAH WHATEVER HE WANTS!!!
February 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Not to get too intense about everything going on but it is really an ideology of death run by evil skeleton people who drink from a dread altar of blood
February 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?

Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.

Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2025 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Dec 31st 1978 - Dennis and Leigh decide that on New Year's Eve, they are going to destroy the supernatural car that changed Arnie Cunningham for the worse, the 1958 Plymouth Fury called Christine.

📽️📅 Christine (1983)
December 31, 2024 at 5:45 PM