Philip Bischof
@bischof.bsky.social
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Boyle's Law to the OceanGate Titan:
July 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Boyle's Law to the OceanGate Titan:
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this happened on wheel of fortune tonight
June 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
this happened on wheel of fortune tonight
Absolutely mesmerized with this season of The Rehearsal.
May 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Absolutely mesmerized with this season of The Rehearsal.
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UPDATE: white smoke has *also* been spotted in the city center of Avignon,,, bad news folks!!!
May 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
UPDATE: white smoke has *also* been spotted in the city center of Avignon,,, bad news folks!!!
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nathan fielder (narrating): in order to better understand airline captains, i have to know what it means to lead. so i spent the last year in disguise as an italian cardinal named pizzaballa with a plan to get elected pope in the next conclave. i recreated the sistine chapel in a studio warehouse,
May 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
nathan fielder (narrating): in order to better understand airline captains, i have to know what it means to lead. so i spent the last year in disguise as an italian cardinal named pizzaballa with a plan to get elected pope in the next conclave. i recreated the sistine chapel in a studio warehouse,
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Scene: a nightmare
<phone rings>
Assistant: Sir, Isaac Chotiner is on the line
Me: Shit, shit, okay don't panic we can still beat this
<phone rings>
Assistant: Sir it's worse
Me: How?
Assistant: Derek Guy has found your merch page.
Me, loading a single bullet into a revolver: Understood
<phone rings>
Assistant: Sir, Isaac Chotiner is on the line
Me: Shit, shit, okay don't panic we can still beat this
<phone rings>
Assistant: Sir it's worse
Me: How?
Assistant: Derek Guy has found your merch page.
Me, loading a single bullet into a revolver: Understood
Hello! The US housing market has gotten very expensive, but I still dream of one day owning a home in a walkable neighborhood. In that spirit, I'm offering my consulting services. If you support the Trump tariffs, I can help you find US suppliers. Let me show you some examples. 🧵
April 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Scene: a nightmare
<phone rings>
Assistant: Sir, Isaac Chotiner is on the line
Me: Shit, shit, okay don't panic we can still beat this
<phone rings>
Assistant: Sir it's worse
Me: How?
Assistant: Derek Guy has found your merch page.
Me, loading a single bullet into a revolver: Understood
<phone rings>
Assistant: Sir, Isaac Chotiner is on the line
Me: Shit, shit, okay don't panic we can still beat this
<phone rings>
Assistant: Sir it's worse
Me: How?
Assistant: Derek Guy has found your merch page.
Me, loading a single bullet into a revolver: Understood
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i know things were popping off in the Timberwolves/Pistons game but sheesh
March 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i know things were popping off in the Timberwolves/Pistons game but sheesh
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time may prove me wrong, but i think your exposure to AI slop on algorithm heavy sites comes down to moral turpitude. if your heart is pure you still get cute animal videos. if you have stared too long into the abyss the algorithm knows your soul yearns for the dark realm of six fingered monsters
March 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
time may prove me wrong, but i think your exposure to AI slop on algorithm heavy sites comes down to moral turpitude. if your heart is pure you still get cute animal videos. if you have stared too long into the abyss the algorithm knows your soul yearns for the dark realm of six fingered monsters
In-N-Out has got to have the worst fries of any major fast food chain
March 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
In-N-Out has got to have the worst fries of any major fast food chain
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Twitter is down on one of the biggest days of the year in the NFL. Bluesky…
March 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Twitter is down on one of the biggest days of the year in the NFL. Bluesky…
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I found where they’re conserving you
March 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I found where they’re conserving you
Alright, time for White Lotus
March 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Alright, time for White Lotus
Shaping up to be a big night for Anora
March 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Shaping up to be a big night for Anora
It’s a shame A24 botched the release of Sing Sing. Great movie that more people should see.
March 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
It’s a shame A24 botched the release of Sing Sing. Great movie that more people should see.
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Wannabe foul merchant shit from Lowe
March 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Wannabe foul merchant shit from Lowe
Chuck!
Chuck
March 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Chuck!