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// late 20s | #latino / #latine | [🇪🇨,🇨🇴,🇻🇪] in 🇺🇸 | rated m for mature, 18+
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overhearing a client trying to make conversation with an afghani coworker and hearing
"Ah, Afghanistan. That's in South America, right 🤔"
and me sitting there making noises like a malfunctioning coffee machine as i struggle not to laugh or be snarky
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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BO3Enhanced on Linux

thank you WineGDK / GDK-Proton - support available in BO3Enhanced 1.16 :)

github.com/shiversoftde...
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Don't engage. Just block. They want to push their rage bait on here. Don't give them the satisfaction.

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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I saw this online and someone said “It’s cause he’s weak to ICE” and that is literally the funniest joke I have heard in fifteen years
October 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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stealing paintings from museums will soon be considered just another tool in the artist's toolbelt
August 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Daily bunny no.3101 flying by night
October 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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October 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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mastodon is truly the friend's shitty apartment of social media
No social media space since the invention of the smart phone is a haven. They're labs for commerce. Go hang out in your friend's shitty apartment.
October 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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a platform is not truly decentralized unless a furry with a spare raspberry pi 3 can spin up its own instance of it
October 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Eepy
September 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
September 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time
From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.
September 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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welcome autumn! 🍂 🎃
September 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM