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Hi

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Minneapolis MN

CPA by trade
Has MTG gotten chased off
bluesky yet?
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Went to a conference today where I arrived before sunrise and left after sunset. It was also below ground at the Minneapolis convention center. I did get outside at mid day for a few minutes.
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Gift link to NYT article about the corruption of DOJ. One former insider says “I wouldn’t even call it the Justice Department anymore. It’s become Trump’s personal law firm. … [T]he American people should be enraged.”
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
60 Attorneys on the Year of Chaos Inside Trump’s Justice Department (Gift Article)
Sixty former staffers describe an environment of suspicion and intimidation within the nation’s most powerful law enforcement agency.
www.nytimes.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Why didn’t anyone tell me about Hippo Pockets off 48th and Chicago? It’s amazing, and their waffle fries are ridiculously good.
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Meanwhile, the number of $3.00 pay orders to drive 10 miles is at an all time high. Somebody must be taking these orders.
The Bureau of DoorDash Statistics
At some point embarrassment MUST come
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Right down the street from my new office. If anybody is in the area and wants to grab a coffee hmu
Long-awaited Silverbird Coffee opening up Friday in the old Kruse Markit space on the 4200 block of Nicollet (just up from Bucheron). Clear sign of economic activity spurred by the election of @sorenwithward8.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Long-awaited Silverbird Coffee opening up Friday in the old Kruse Markit space on the 4200 block of Nicollet (just up from Bucheron). Clear sign of economic activity spurred by the election of @sorenwithward8.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
should say "you're plane" tho... if we're being honest.
CAN NOT BE TOO CAREFUL
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Looking forward to a Mike Johnson news conference today when he claims to know nothing about any election results .
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Overwhelming majority of Minnesota school board races being won by educator-endorsed candidates tonight. 💪

Just two Minnesota Parents Alliance candidates won their races.
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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anyone know what channel this is gonna be on
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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“The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.”
As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.

The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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So far, this investigative journalism piece has 100% satisfaction in the comments. 🥛 🐄 You should check it out with this friendly @racketmn.com gift link. If you like what you read, please become a Racket member for more great local alt weekly content! racketmn.com/its-all-the-...
It's All the Same Milk! - Racket
A gallon of whole milk can cost anywhere from $2.16 to $4.95. Why?
racketmn.com
November 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Republican platform: “you can’t eat until Democrats let us take away your healthcare” 🤨
October 31, 2025 at 1:35 PM
At Washburn-Southwest game for the section championship.
October 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Food banks can always use your donations, but especially now with the foolery going on in our Nation’s capitol.

Second harvest heartland has been a favorite of mine for many years if you are looking for a twin cities based org. https://www.2harvest.org

#showyourreciepts
October 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Hi!
I’m doing a fundraiser for @alleysofmpls.bsky.social since he’s not getting paid right now and there’s no end in sight to this shutdown nonsense.
Let’s help him out!
Donate to Keep Andy Going till the Shutdown Ends, organized by Erin Moe
Hi, my name is Erin and I’m from Minneapolis. I‘m doing this fundraiser for my boyfrie… Erin Moe needs your support for Keep Andy Going till the Shutdown Ends
gofund.me
October 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Sitting on a patio at Valleyfair with a coffee while my kids galavany about the park with their friends. Love this chaperone policy. 😔
October 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Ah yeah, that annual feeling where the gopher football program gives us some hope and then snatches it away in a single afternoon.
October 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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periodically I see posts that are like This Big Account Blocked Me And It Says Something About Society

brother it is not that deep you were being annoying in my replies
October 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
In Cedar Rapids en route to St Louis for a few days of r&r.

Cedar Rapids is a cool city. Never been here.
October 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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If the Brewers and Mariners meet in the World Series, it will be the first time two teams that have never won it have met in it since 1980 - Phillies / Royals
October 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
You know who I’m happy for today? Jorge Palanco. 2 RBI’s in that Mariners win last night. He escaped the Twins.
October 13, 2025 at 12:56 PM
PSA:

MN loosened the requirements for medical when they passed the recreational bill. If you're old and have some medical thing going on you probably qualify. No tax and better pricing.

Just went through the process with Rise in St Paul and it was pretty easy.
October 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
In the "Damn I'm getting old" phase of life.
October 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM