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Bill Bimini
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Adult artist Bill Bimini creates comics 🔞
https://billbimini.neocities.org/
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 19d
Bill Bimini updates his prescription
Crude comic showing a muscular man flexing in a mirror only take to take of his glasses in disappointment revealing he is much weedier and in front of a wall of different glasses. A pleasant woman in professional optometrist garb hands him a different pair and he leaves happily, now seeing her with bigger boobs, sexier hair, longer lashes, a skimpier outfit and love hearts floating above her head as she watches him leave.
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"can you like... sexualise someone platonically"
Sure. What's their name?
January 11, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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Bill Bimini, discerning curator
Crude comic of a woman sending a photo of her boobs peeking out of a towel to a man who saves it to one folder, thinks about it and also saves it to another. Text reads “vrey nice” “keep this one for later ;)” “image saved to titty pics” “hmm” “image saved to favorite titty pics”. Final panel shows his files app screen “Recent. Albums. Titty pics: 635 items. Favorite titty pics: 635 items. Dick pic inspo / moodboards: 292 items”
January 11, 2026 at 6:37 AM
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pupn1k.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 11:17 AM
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Bill Bimini bends the knee
Crude drawing of a woman in sexy chainmail with a sword. Staring down a man with a cheap halloween peasant costume and an erection. “Bend the knee. Pledge undying loyalty.” “You have my sword, m’queen.” Two weeks later, he is eating from a carved bowl with two other filthy men in cheap medieval costumes. “I’ll be honest, I was expecting more tits and less gruel.”
January 11, 2026 at 11:15 AM
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Bill Bimini, discerning curator
Crude comic of a woman sending a photo of her boobs peeking out of a towel to a man who saves it to one folder, thinks about it and also saves it to another. Text reads “vrey nice” “keep this one for later ;)” “image saved to titty pics” “hmm” “image saved to favorite titty pics”. Final panel shows his files app screen “Recent. Albums. Titty pics: 635 items. Favorite titty pics: 635 items. Dick pic inspo / moodboards: 292 items”
January 11, 2026 at 6:37 AM
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kriswilson.bsky.social
January 8, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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The only badge and gun i respect
Crude drawing of a stripper cowboy spinning a lasso while gyrating rodeo style on an upside down stool for dollar bills. Ps. Sex work is real work. “Murdering fascist” is not.
January 8, 2026 at 10:15 AM
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colin-fraser.net
I think the AI angle of this is obscurant. It doesn’t matter that grok is “an AI” whatever you take that to mean. Suppose X hired a team of guys to photoshop the clothes off of women and children whenever anyone asks. That’s functionally identical what happening here. It’s not complicated.
davelevitan.bsky.social Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 6d
A functional country would shut Grok down permanently. Like, immediately. Right now. Last week. Whatever. Just flip the switch. Obviously.
January 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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Using the stick vac while my roomba runs so he knows i’m interested in his hobbies
jcsalterego.bsky.social Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 6d
witnessed class warfare today (robot vacuum got stuck on a broom)
January 5, 2026 at 5:31 AM
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"why did someone add boobs?" well i can see two reasons...
January 5, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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jenyetagain.bsky.social
the only thing more frustrating than realizing all the 90s linux guys were right is the knowledge that they realize it too.
January 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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kinofabino.bsky.social
January 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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zooted-comics.bsky.social
unc is short for uncircumcised
January 3, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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Bill Bimini makes a website billbimini.neocities.org
Screenshot of the bimini website with a warning message saying “warning! Billbimini.neocities.org contains explicit sexual themes and imagery unsuitable for children and gainfully employed adults. You must verify your age to continue. Then it shows three hypothetical age verification methods. One where the user must click pedals, a handbrake and gearstick to perform a hill start in a car (the cursor is on first gear and a popup says “stalled. Try again?”. One where the user must select which app on a face smartphone screen to order a pizza (the cursor is over the regular “make a phone call” app). One where the user must click their facebook profile picture to proceed (the cursor is over one of a frowning boomer taking a photo under his chin the top of his armchair and ceiling in the background).
January 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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jakecole.bsky.social
The consequences for lying us into Iraq were not only “nothing” but outright rehabilitation of Bush as a “compassionate conservative” who was part of a noble dying breed so why should anyone waste the time justifying this one
michaelgkagan.bsky.social Michael Kagan @michaelgkagan.bsky.social · 8d
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
The reputation and prestige of the FIFA peace prize is now in shambles
January 3, 2026 at 8:39 AM
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Shouting out youtuber "ManyKudos" for "I go crazy on the pussy, I'm malicious insid 'er" because I'm gonna wind up saying that again at some point and forget who I stole it from
January 3, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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tbskyen.com
Tumblr post by and-fishing-equipment reading "in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD instead ask: - Is it SINCERE - is it CATHARTIC - was it FUN TO MAKE - is it MADE BY ME and don't forget to stay silly"
December 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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update: i fucked it up
A website popup saying "please verify your age. Select your profile picture below. biminibook. recent logins. click on your picture to log in."
January 2, 2026 at 9:14 AM
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Anyone with a NSFW neocities site got an example of how to add a "you must be 18+ to enter" popup for first time visitors? Something similar to oglaf but with as few lines of code as possible so I can't fuck it up lol
January 2, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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ericleitzen.bsky.social
"The world isn't kind" NOT YET IT ISN'T
January 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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kiwisburnttoast.bsky.social
New year, new me
December 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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chocolett.bsky.social
I’ll see yall next year ✨
December 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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duknuk.bsky.social
Bedtime Story
November 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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as with many things in my life - i should have listened to the women bsky.app/profile/bill...
billbimini.neocities.org Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 12d
Wish Fulfilment / Fantasy
(Bill Bimini’s 2025 Year of Smut pt.1)
December 31, 2025 at 8:01 AM