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Bill Bimini
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Adult artist Bill Bimini creates comics 🔞
https://billbimini.neocities.org/
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Bill Bimini bends the knee
Crude drawing of a woman in sexy chainmail with a sword. Staring down a man with a cheap halloween peasant costume and an erection. “Bend the knee. Pledge undying loyalty.” “You have my sword, m’queen.” Two weeks later, he is eating from a carved bowl with two other filthy men in cheap medieval costumes. “I’ll be honest, I was expecting more tits and less gruel.”
January 11, 2026 at 11:15 AM
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Bill Bimini, discerning curator
Crude comic of a woman sending a photo of her boobs peeking out of a towel to a man who saves it to one folder, thinks about it and also saves it to another. Text reads “vrey nice” “keep this one for later ;)” “image saved to titty pics” “hmm” “image saved to favorite titty pics”. Final panel shows his files app screen “Recent. Albums. Titty pics: 635 items. Favorite titty pics: 635 items. Dick pic inspo / moodboards: 292 items”
January 11, 2026 at 6:37 AM
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The only badge and gun i respect
Crude drawing of a stripper cowboy spinning a lasso while gyrating rodeo style on an upside down stool for dollar bills. Ps. Sex work is real work. “Murdering fascist” is not.
January 8, 2026 at 10:15 AM
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Bill Bimini makes a website billbimini.neocities.org
Screenshot of the bimini website with a warning message saying “warning! Billbimini.neocities.org contains explicit sexual themes and imagery unsuitable for children and gainfully employed adults. You must verify your age to continue. Then it shows three hypothetical age verification methods. One where the user must click pedals, a handbrake and gearstick to perform a hill start in a car (the cursor is on first gear and a popup says “stalled. Try again?”. One where the user must select which app on a face smartphone screen to order a pizza (the cursor is over the regular “make a phone call” app). One where the user must click their facebook profile picture to proceed (the cursor is over one of a frowning boomer taking a photo under his chin the top of his armchair and ceiling in the background).
January 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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”my son (food)”
Famous painting, saturn devouring his son
January 4, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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update: i fucked it up
A website popup saying "please verify your age. Select your profile picture below. biminibook. recent logins. click on your picture to log in."
January 2, 2026 at 9:14 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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People are always saying this on my posts too i just have to detach them so the other comments can have room to breathe
Blurred commenter saying "let's have sex immediately"
December 31, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Tender / True Love
(Bill Bimini’s 2025 Year of Smut pt. 12 of 12)
Crude comic of a man tenderly holding both hands with a genie woman. “Baby, from the first time we met i’ve been crazy about you. Your name is like a punctuation mark on my every thought. I want to spend the rest of my life with you.” Final panel reveals she is on her knees, topless, and his dick is out. “But if i let you suck it again right now it might actually fall off”.
December 31, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Flexible / Bendy
(Bill Bimini’s 2025 Year of Smut pt. 11)
Crude comic of a genie increasingly arching her back in bliss until she is wrapped in a towel speaking to a man clutching ice to his genitals. “Mmm… more. Ah! More. More!” “Ah!” “Sorry, baby, i’m still not used to dating mortals.”
December 31, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Costumes / Dressup
(Bill Bimini’s 2025 Year of Smut pt. 10)
Crude comic of a genie coming out from curtains wearing a singlet, grey swearpants and holding a phone and a tv remote. “Ready to see my costume? Tada! Don’t you get it? I’m a human.” A grumpy main in poorly applied full body blue body paint, a blue sheet, holding a genie’s lamp and wearing a baldcap saying “frankly, it’s just not very tasteful”
December 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Angelic / Demonic
(Bill Bimini’s 2025 Year of Smut pt. 9)
Crude comic of a genie contemplating what to do with a tied up man saying “yeah baby fuck me up”. An angelic genie on her shoulder suggest teasing his cock with her tongue. A demonic genie on her other shoulder suggests forging his signature on student loan applications.
December 31, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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The slaves responsible for transporting fine art actually had the best view of what was trendy to buy and who was desperate to sell.

High ranking military men would trust these slaves to pick for them so they could live in splendour without needing to pay attention.

Courier eye for the Legate guy.
December 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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It's actually a prequel
Crude comic panel of a genie woman towering ominously over a man who is saying "baby! I never said you were my guest otherworldly all powerful being!"
December 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Weird. The rest work for me but original characters 1 gives this. I don't think there's such a thing as private starter packs so it might be some weird interaction with the blocking system since I'm a very nsfw account lol
The starter pack could not be found error
December 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Complicated
(Bill Bimini’s 2025 Year of Smut pt. 8)
Crude comic of two genies have genie coffee. “And then when i got out of the shower bill had cooked a full English breakfast-“ “wait. Bill? Is this guy bill bimini? Hah! Good on you, girl! We dated for like a month last year. Didn’t work out, though, he kept asking me to make his dick bigger.” Final panel shows one of the genies looking over a man with lightning bolts behind them as he says “baby! I never said you were my first otherworldly all powerful being!”
December 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Bikini / Beach / Fun in the sun
(Bill Bimini’s 2025 Year of Smut pt. 7)
Crude comic of a large breasted genie wearing vague hints of a bikini and speaking to a red faced man. “Like what you see?”. He gives a double thumbs up, touches his face and replies “actually this is just sunburn, but i am blushing underneath.”
December 30, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Masturbation / Atum & Onan
(Bill Bimini’s 2025 Year Of Smut pt. 6)
Crude comic of a man cowering before a booming voice while an unimpressed genie woman kneels with her boobs pressed together. “Hark!” “Oh great, this guy.” “Child of adam, why have thee spilled thy seed upon the ground?” “My lord! I was aiming for these fat titties!” “Oh. Nice. But thou shalt out down a towel or something next time. I’ve seen how often thou mop.”
December 30, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Feral / Unhinged
(Bill Bimini’s 2025 Year of Smut pt. 5)
Crude comic of a man talking to a woman who flashes her breasts at him. “Something about a nice set of boobs just makes me go rabid. Nice.” He then looks to one side, spots a glass of water and recoils in terror “Ahhh!”
December 30, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Seduction / corruption
(Bill Bimini’s 2025 Year of Smut pt. 4)
Crude comic of a man viewed through a curvy purple arch. “Miss genie, you’re trying to seduce me… aren’t you? It would be easier to tell if you had legs” as the final panel shows a genie contorting herself to try and make her smoke tail look like a shapely leg.
December 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Fetish (any)
(Bill Bimini’s 2025 Year of Smut pt. 3)
Crude comic of a genie lighting a candle next to a man suspended upside down and blindfolded. “You seem… experienced at this.” “Yeah when you have boundless powers, this is pretty vanilla.” “Damn, what’s the real freak shit in genie culture, then?” “Oh, you know, normal stuff” as she stares intently at his bared feet
December 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Undressing / Releasing
(Bill Bimini’s 2025 Year of Smut pt. 2)
Crude comic of a man speaking to a genie. “Dangit i was gonna wish to meet my dream girl, too. I wish you were released from your lamp!” “I kinda liked the cuffs” “you uhh- you wanna grab a coffee?”
December 30, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Wish Fulfilment / Fantasy
(Bill Bimini’s 2025 Year of Smut pt.1)
Crude comic of a man rubbing a lamp, saying “i wish my cock was bigger” before the genie even finishes talking. The genie grants his wish with a click of her fingers. He dejectedly says “i wish i’d waited a little longer so that didn’t seem so desperate” and she clicks her fingers again.
December 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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They would still work as a lovely little collection. If my hand writing was better I'd maybe even keep them in a display somewhere as a replacement for the bookshelves i don't need.

I like the idea of a collection that shows I DO the hobby and not just buy stuff for it.
Promo image of answer in progress bookmarks, no longer available for sale. The back tracks your reading habits with a bubble to fill in every day you picked up the book. The front records title, author, start and finish dates, notes and a star rating out of five plus room for a reread later. Example photo shows moby dick as a DNF with note "this book is my moby dick i think? Idk Lol"
December 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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A mi’mir
Blue sketch of elf having a little nap
December 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM