Big Head Mike
@bigheadmike.bsky.social
A guy who occasionally does stuff and has big opinions on stuff no one cares about.
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
Yes, that’s it. Also, it’s a real time saver not having to say “antifa means anti facism and that should include you, you pro-facist cunt.”
I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
October 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Yes, that’s it. Also, it’s a real time saver not having to say “antifa means anti facism and that should include you, you pro-facist cunt.”
If I go to a restaurant and there’s an unsecured printer, I always thank them for my meal.
October 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If I go to a restaurant and there’s an unsecured printer, I always thank them for my meal.
I usually hate when complain about what gets priority in the news reporting, but I haven’t seen anyone mention how the Supreme Court is considering this: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Ghislaine Maxwell’s conviction appeal discussed by Supreme Court
Maxwell’s lawyers say prosecutors should not have pursued a case against her because Epstein sought a deal with prosecutors more than a decade earlier
www.independent.co.uk
October 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I usually hate when complain about what gets priority in the news reporting, but I haven’t seen anyone mention how the Supreme Court is considering this: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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Did he think calling them fat would hurt their feelings enough to make them want to kill their fellow Americans?
September 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Did he think calling them fat would hurt their feelings enough to make them want to kill their fellow Americans?
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In my fraternity, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, we were required to memorize this, “The True Gentleman.” Back then it was just a thing we did, but now it hits differently, and is needed in today’s men
September 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
In my fraternity, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, we were required to memorize this, “The True Gentleman.” Back then it was just a thing we did, but now it hits differently, and is needed in today’s men
I fucking love that @jamesgunn.bsky.social appears to have a long game - The Suicide Squad shows the danger of unquestioning loyalty to power, Peacemaker S1 shows the hard work back to the light, s2 shows the evil that results from compliance and Superman shows us that there is hope to be had.
September 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I fucking love that @jamesgunn.bsky.social appears to have a long game - The Suicide Squad shows the danger of unquestioning loyalty to power, Peacemaker S1 shows the hard work back to the light, s2 shows the evil that results from compliance and Superman shows us that there is hope to be had.
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The president has informed me that reporting on his longtime friendship with Jeffrey Epstein is not in the public interest.
by Brendan Carr
by Brendan Carr
September 19, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The president has informed me that reporting on his longtime friendship with Jeffrey Epstein is not in the public interest.
by Brendan Carr
by Brendan Carr
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@alwaysunnyontv.bsky.social Not your fault guys, but I watch you on Hulu and I can’t support those fuckers at ABC capitulating to an unconstitutional demand.
September 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
@alwaysunnyontv.bsky.social Not your fault guys, but I watch you on Hulu and I can’t support those fuckers at ABC capitulating to an unconstitutional demand.
Cancelled my 10 year Hulu subscription and and let them know why, but I’m wondering if it would’ve been more meaningful full to buy 3 more Hulus and then set them on fire.
September 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Cancelled my 10 year Hulu subscription and and let them know why, but I’m wondering if it would’ve been more meaningful full to buy 3 more Hulus and then set them on fire.
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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making a list of everyone who doesn't properly mourn the Sundance Kid and contacting their employers to get them fired
September 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
making a list of everyone who doesn't properly mourn the Sundance Kid and contacting their employers to get them fired
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Conservatives really aren't into tradition when it comes to "Talk Shit Get Hit" customs.
September 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Conservatives really aren't into tradition when it comes to "Talk Shit Get Hit" customs.
Yeah, what’s the hold up on the David DePape statue, Nancy Mace?
Opinion | You may not have liked Charlie Kirk, but to respect his legacy in death, you can at least go online and heap praise on Paul Pelosi's would-be assassin.
September 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Yeah, what’s the hold up on the David DePape statue, Nancy Mace?
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Sunday Cartoon
September 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Sunday Cartoon
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You know how some people celebrate their birthdays for the whole month?
Well, I'm doing that for James Dobson's death.
Well, I'm doing that for James Dobson's death.
August 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
You know how some people celebrate their birthdays for the whole month?
Well, I'm doing that for James Dobson's death.
Well, I'm doing that for James Dobson's death.
He has two first names because Mark and Wayne are terrified to go anywhere by themselves.
Markwayne Mullin: "I'm not joking when I say this. I drive around Washington DC in my Jeep - yes, I drive myself - & I don't buckle up. The reason I don't buckle up - people can say whatever they want - is because of carjacking. I don't want to be stuck in my vehicle when I need to exit in a hurry."
August 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
He has two first names because Mark and Wayne are terrified to go anywhere by themselves.
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Really looking forward to the day when Donald Trump and everyone in his orbit fuck off harder than anyone has ever fucked off in the history of fucking off.
August 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Really looking forward to the day when Donald Trump and everyone in his orbit fuck off harder than anyone has ever fucked off in the history of fucking off.
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INTERVIEWER: any questions about the job
ME: a dachshund penis is called a wiener wiener
INTERVIEWER: that- that’s not even a question
ME: did u know that a dachshund penis is called a wiener wiener
ME: a dachshund penis is called a wiener wiener
INTERVIEWER: that- that’s not even a question
ME: did u know that a dachshund penis is called a wiener wiener
July 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
INTERVIEWER: any questions about the job
ME: a dachshund penis is called a wiener wiener
INTERVIEWER: that- that’s not even a question
ME: did u know that a dachshund penis is called a wiener wiener
ME: a dachshund penis is called a wiener wiener
INTERVIEWER: that- that’s not even a question
ME: did u know that a dachshund penis is called a wiener wiener
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I see the Washington Post is platforming an op-ed by Krisi Noem, because apparently they're still pissed they missed their opportunity to publish Goebbels in the original German.
June 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I see the Washington Post is platforming an op-ed by Krisi Noem, because apparently they're still pissed they missed their opportunity to publish Goebbels in the original German.
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The guy who did nothing but play video games and do 90s raver drugs on the clock was emailing federal employees asking them to justify their jobs each week. Wild.
June 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The guy who did nothing but play video games and do 90s raver drugs on the clock was emailing federal employees asking them to justify their jobs each week. Wild.
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Now on Apple Music and Spotify!
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Fully Operational Mobile McDonald's Unit - Single by Hounds on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 1 Song
music.apple.com
May 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Now on Apple Music and Spotify!
(Scroll down in the window below and click the red play button to listen to the 90-second preview right here on Bluesky.)
(Scroll down in the window below and click the red play button to listen to the 90-second preview right here on Bluesky.)
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Sesame Street had him pegged back in 1988.
May 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Sesame Street had him pegged back in 1988.