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Thinking about how ducks have better social lives than me
June 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Thinking about how ducks have better social lives than me
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Except the angry ones. They're always in a row.
Thinking about how ducks have better social lives than me
June 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Except the angry ones. They're always in a row.
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Ducklings learning to chase bugs. You’re welcome.
June 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Ducklings learning to chase bugs. You’re welcome.
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I’d make a good billionaire because I’d build the worlds most advanced security vault and when the team of expert thieves from around the world finally break in and drop through the laser grid it would just be pictures of interesting ducks I’ve printed off from the internet
April 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I’d make a good billionaire because I’d build the worlds most advanced security vault and when the team of expert thieves from around the world finally break in and drop through the laser grid it would just be pictures of interesting ducks I’ve printed off from the internet
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everyone knows this is bullshit right? this isn't the actual park service and these people are not park service workers. does everyone know this?
We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!
March 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
everyone knows this is bullshit right? this isn't the actual park service and these people are not park service workers. does everyone know this?
Can someone who's good at the economy pls verify the exchange rate
March 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Can someone who's good at the economy pls verify the exchange rate
🗣️🦆✨ This is a Pretty Duck Alert!!
Thank you for your attention to this important matter!
Thank you for your attention to this important matter!
March 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
🗣️🦆✨ This is a Pretty Duck Alert!!
Thank you for your attention to this important matter!
Thank you for your attention to this important matter!
Me to my ducks every morning:
February 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Me to my ducks every morning:
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Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
February 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
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As a fellow private citizen I too would like the opportunity to shut down a major government agency.
February 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
As a fellow private citizen I too would like the opportunity to shut down a major government agency.
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PLEASE SHARE 🧪‼️
Since CDC websites and datasets are being taken down by the Administration…
The ENTIRE archive of ALL CDC datasets uploaded BEFORE January 28th, 2025 can be found here: archive.org/details/2025...
Since CDC websites and datasets are being taken down by the Administration…
The ENTIRE archive of ALL CDC datasets uploaded BEFORE January 28th, 2025 can be found here: archive.org/details/2025...
February 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
PLEASE SHARE 🧪‼️
Since CDC websites and datasets are being taken down by the Administration…
The ENTIRE archive of ALL CDC datasets uploaded BEFORE January 28th, 2025 can be found here: archive.org/details/2025...
Since CDC websites and datasets are being taken down by the Administration…
The ENTIRE archive of ALL CDC datasets uploaded BEFORE January 28th, 2025 can be found here: archive.org/details/2025...
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dillying is a gateway to dallying
February 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
dillying is a gateway to dallying
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Yeah, I’m sure it’s tempting because they’re such snot-nosed online edgelord types, but it’s important to take care with not posting threats.
Still probably okay to make fun of the one guy for calling himself “Bigballs” though, lol.
Still probably okay to make fun of the one guy for calling himself “Bigballs” though, lol.
I cannot emphasize enough how stupid it is to publicly threaten DOGE employees with violence.
You might think it's fun to blow off steam, but trust me: the FBI raiding your home at 5am is not fun. A federal criminal case will bankrupt you and ruin your life and career.
You might think it's fun to blow off steam, but trust me: the FBI raiding your home at 5am is not fun. A federal criminal case will bankrupt you and ruin your life and career.
February 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Yeah, I’m sure it’s tempting because they’re such snot-nosed online edgelord types, but it’s important to take care with not posting threats.
Still probably okay to make fun of the one guy for calling himself “Bigballs” though, lol.
Still probably okay to make fun of the one guy for calling himself “Bigballs” though, lol.
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Really weird to be living in both extremely unprecedented and extremely precedented times, simultaneously.
February 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Really weird to be living in both extremely unprecedented and extremely precedented times, simultaneously.
Sorry everyone I can no longer associate with you on account of my becoming wealthy
February 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Sorry everyone I can no longer associate with you on account of my becoming wealthy
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in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:
January 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:
INSULT
ACCEPTED
ACCEPTED
Customer: ENVY/JEALOUSY
DMV: INSULT ; I SEE WHY YOU ENVY
Verdict: ACCEPTED
DMV: INSULT ; I SEE WHY YOU ENVY
Verdict: ACCEPTED
January 6, 2025 at 8:48 AM
INSULT
ACCEPTED
ACCEPTED
Step 1: screenshot a post so I can find it again later
Step 2: lose the screenshot
Step 2: lose the screenshot
January 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Step 1: screenshot a post so I can find it again later
Step 2: lose the screenshot
Step 2: lose the screenshot
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I hope everyone is enjoying the sequel to 2024, 2 Zero 2 Five.
January 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I hope everyone is enjoying the sequel to 2024, 2 Zero 2 Five.
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If we each marry and divorce jeff bezos we can fix this world
December 22, 2024 at 5:29 PM
If we each marry and divorce jeff bezos we can fix this world