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Being me is reason enough to worry.
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In Germany, scientists have made a breakthrough in treating Parkinson’s by implanting a chip in the brain that sends precise signals to restore movement. A stunning leap in neuroscience—witness the power of innovation and the beauty of science in action.
Powerfull content
August 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
August 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I did something in Go that might be useful to others: github.com/brunoga/time...
May 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.

Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
April 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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We are experiencing an assault on science unparalleled by anything I’ve seen in my life. It’s not one issue or another anymore, the entire institution is under attack by the most powerful individuals in the country.

This Friday, where will you be?

standupforscience2025.org
March 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
theonion.com
February 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
If it continues like that, I guess @theonion.com will run out of business.
February 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years

Making America Great Again!
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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“Ainda estou aqui” teve 3 indicações ao Oscar:

Melhor Filme
Atriz - Fernanda Torres
Filme Internacional

Podemos conseguir esse ano o mesmo feito que Parasita conseguiu em 2020, ganhando tanto como melhor filme quanto pelo melhor filme internacional.
January 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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This is perfect explanation
January 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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If a plea for kindness and empathy makes you furious, you might be a sociopath.
January 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Nintendo Will Hold A Switch 2 Direct Presentation In April.
Nintendo Will Hold A Switch 2 Direct Presentation In April
Followed by a hands-on tour
www.nintendolife.com
January 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Distressing Survey Finds Most U.S. Citizens Unable To Name All 340 Million Americans
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January 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I’ve never been good at Greek mythology.

It’s always been my Achilles elbow.
January 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job
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January 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I want the future to be decided by people who will experience the consequences.
December 17, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
AUSTIN, TX—In a sweeping prohibition with immediate implications for the Lone Star State’s potential mothers-to-be, Texas banned the sale of luggage to pregnant women Monday. “With this law, we ensure...
theonion.com
December 14, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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Why does nobody like the surf and turf turkey?
November 30, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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Remember new users are coming on daily, unsure of engagement. The more posts you like and reply to, the strong the platform becomes !
November 25, 2024 at 7:05 PM