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Ben Franklin, Esq.
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Dad. Pop culture lover. I have a history degree that I'm not USING, per se. I enjoy Dr. Pepper.
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Ben Franklin, Esq. @bfsesq.bsky.social · Sep 14
DAVID LETTERMAN: Have you heard about the Labubus, Paul?

PAUL: La-who-whos?

DAVE: No, Labubus.

PAUL: *starts playing the piano*

DAVE: deeee-deedle-dee, La-bu-bu-bu
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sitcompeople.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
bfsesq.bsky.social
After some deliberation, I'm going with "Ocean Avenue" by Yellowcard
myjah.bsky.social myjah (@KirbysLeftEye) @myjah.bsky.social · 7h
What’s the most 2003 song you can think of?
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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conroyforreal.bsky.social
Sadako emerging from the TV in the film RINGU
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
I only watch CBS for sports and I'm always amazed at these copaganda franchises that have somehow spawned six different shows with twelve seasons each. And all of them called "NCIS: Duluth" or "Ambulance Firemen Marshals" or some shit.
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
bfsesq.bsky.social
This is peak "random things found at parents' houses" Thanksgiving content
socialistdogmom.bsky.social molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 8h
we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
bfsesq.bsky.social
Ham can gtf out, are you kidding me right now? Mac and cheese, definitely. I'll say green bean casserole too. I know that empirically deviled eggs should probably go but they're just so good
everynowandquinn.bsky.social Quinn!! @everynowandquinn.bsky.social · 12h
Who you cutting!?
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
bfsesq.bsky.social
Whomst among us
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
bfsesq.bsky.social
Hooray for a relaxing football game that no one is invested in
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
bfsesq.bsky.social
Lions 😢
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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briancgrubb.bsky.social
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
busta rhymes on a float at the macy's thanksgiving parade with the ninja turtles
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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genericsoda.bsky.social
A float of Goku from Dragon Ball Z, smiling and holding his hand to his head with two fingers extended. There is a caption that says [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] overlaid on top of him.
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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fergoe.blacksky.app
I feel like you oughta be required to stand up and remove your hat if you hear Seven Nation Army being played in a stadium
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
bfsesq.bsky.social
Crowdsourcing this: we were trying to figure out what Jack White's shirt said
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
bfsesq.bsky.social
Not a fan of the cheerleaders during this performance. It's a very Smells Like Teen Spirit aesthetic
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
bfsesq.bsky.social
Hahahahahaha we were all joking that Eminem was going to surprise everyone by rising up from under the stage and then he DID IT
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
bfsesq.bsky.social
🚨 BOAT STUCK 🚨
tanasimensis.bsky.social Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 18h
Happy thanksgiving. Boat stuck.
Headline from Detroit free press about a grounded freighter on the Detroit river.
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
bfsesq.bsky.social
Admit it, this is the perfect Thanksgiving TV setup.
Dog show on the left, Lions on the right
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
bfsesq.bsky.social
Hahaha YouTube TV is doing a parade multiview option. 4 channels of parade coverage at once. That's for diehards only
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
bfsesq.bsky.social
Tip for parade lovers: CNN is doing a show of parades across America. Includes Detroit as well as Chicago, Philadelphia, and others.

If you're in Detroit and want to be able to flip to Macy's, see if you have Telemundo. It's like the NBC feed of the Macy's parade, just in Spanish.
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
bfsesq.bsky.social
I'm sure the right wing will be extremely cool about this
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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wilburwurthless.bsky.social
Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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supaterryrules.bsky.social
Big Heads! America’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
#Detroit

#giftlinks

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Detroit Has Its Own Thanksgiving Parade. The City Gets Bigheaded About It.
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
bfsesq.bsky.social
Btw anyone know the best way to also see some of the Macy's parade? I'm guessing the answer is Peacock or YouTube.
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
bfsesq.bsky.social
Well, we have decided not to go to the parade tomorrow morning. It's just going to be so cold. It's all right, we'll watch on TV. I don't want us all to freeze.
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
bfsesq.bsky.social
Those evil furries
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d
very odd that the Post would write up someone’s speciation as if it’s news. What are we doing here
Laura Loomer, the far-right political activist known for her virulently anti-Muslim views, was quick to speculate about the shooter’s background on X, where she has 1.8 million followers. “Communist, Muslim, Trans terrorist, Furry, or ANTIFA?” she asked. Loomer also posted a photo of a bearded man being carried into an ambulance, though The Washington Post could not immediately verify that the image came from Wednesday’s crime scene. “I’m just going to say. That’s a very Mohammedan looking beard,” she wrote. “I’ll wait for more details. But the beard with no mustache the night before a Western holiday is not lost on me.”
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM