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Peers criticise £9.6m House of Lords front door - BBC News
A friend just told me about this, I mean WITAF?! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
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Peers criticise £9.6m House of Lords front door
Upgrades to the Peers' Entrance have been branded a "white elephant and a disaster".
www.bbc.com
June 13, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Went to see Revenge of the Sith today, there’s a scene depicting Padme and Anakin in bed together. I can’t stop wondering if Anakins robotic hand had special settings for such occasions
April 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
We took my mum out for Sunday Lunch today, She turned 90 last week so you can imagine she’s seen a bit. I asked her outside of family what’s the most significant event in her lifetime. She looked a bit sad and said“America entering the war, it gave us real hope”
April 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Forgot I was on a phone call about council tax

Them: What band are you in

Me: Erm, The Charlatans

Them: Your council tax band?

😬
April 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Russell Brand claims that he has seen FBI files that reveal Billy Joel was involved in the Heathrow substation fire.

Billy Joel in a statement has said "I didn't start the fire. I didn't light it & I tried to fight it"
March 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Had to zoom in to not see sandwich but as soon I I zoomed out, sandwich
All I saw was sandwich for at least 15 seconds
March 5, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Runners/fitness peeps I’m halfway through couch 2 5K and seem to be coping with the running but for most of the following day I feel weak, I ran on Friday and on Saturday afternoon I struggled to carry a basket of laundry upstairs (2 flights) I’m on a 400 calorie deficit and I’m 57 advice please?
March 2, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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sometimes a picture tells a thousand words
March 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Dear old chap.
February 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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If you're not reading FML, or you aren't a parent, you're going to have to trust me on this, but in that latest issue @kellysue.bsky.social has written, and David Lopez has drawn, a panel every parent will not just recognize, but feel to their boots. It's poetry.
February 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Would 100% play
The more I play immersive, open-world #videogames, the more I think #Scarfolk is well suited to that format. The entire town/environs to explore, an overarching satirical narrative, darkly odd side missions to complete. The basic narrative, tone, artworks, & even the maps already exist. #PS5 #Xbox
February 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Don’t see Pearly Kings much anymore
February 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money

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February 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Paging @oddthisday.bsky.social

Roses are Red,
Chicken Nuggets are Boneless,
February 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Anyone who doesn't reply "your mum" to all five things on that email should be sacked at once.
February 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The USA is truly lost when they’ve pissed off Dolly. Ffs
February 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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2 fucking headlines right next to each other
February 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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The Septics buy Bond and straightaway they've f*cked up the Goldfinger reboot.
February 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
So what’s Friday evening like on here? I used to enjoy drunk Twitter but 🤷🏻‍♀️
February 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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You: They did the math.

Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ

You: What was that?

Me: Nothing.

Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
February 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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…again!
February 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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The genius that is Banksy strikes again
January 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Oh no, the Chinese plagiarism machine might have plagiarized the American plagiarism machine

search.app/gLKPBELL2weQ...
Microsoft Probing If DeepSeek-Linked Group Improperly Obtained OpenAI Data
Microsoft Corp. and OpenAI are investigating whether data output from OpenAI’s technology was obtained in an unauthorized manner by a group linked to Chinese artificial intelligence startup DeepSeek, ...
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January 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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@oddthisday.bsky.social

Roses are Red,
TRAs believe in gender not sex,
January 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM