Bepto Pismol
@beptopismol69.bsky.social
Do NOT pay for a Pepto Bismol enema! They must be FREE
"I'm avoiding spoilers" I say as my friend introduces me to Hamilton: An American Musical in 2025.
December 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
"I'm avoiding spoilers" I say as my friend introduces me to Hamilton: An American Musical in 2025.
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giving myself a gold star for this
May 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
giving myself a gold star for this
I need to cultivate the frenetic energy of a fully fledged, legally 18 (tm) adult discovering for the first time that they are allowed to purchase ice cream. That will fix me.
April 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I need to cultivate the frenetic energy of a fully fledged, legally 18 (tm) adult discovering for the first time that they are allowed to purchase ice cream. That will fix me.
I wish it made semantic sense to tell a company to kill itself.
April 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I wish it made semantic sense to tell a company to kill itself.
I've always wondered: How long would you have to have a boner for all of your blood to go through it?
April 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I've always wondered: How long would you have to have a boner for all of your blood to go through it?
I feel like I need to ask my AI assistant if he knows what it's like to be "big gay," but I have no idea what to do with the information.
March 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I feel like I need to ask my AI assistant if he knows what it's like to be "big gay," but I have no idea what to do with the information.
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So what do you all call it? Gooch, taint, chode, landing strip, pleasure bridge, perineum?
March 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
So what do you all call it? Gooch, taint, chode, landing strip, pleasure bridge, perineum?
The most important thing to remember about Bram Stoker's famous novel is that Drac was for sure strokin' it.
March 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The most important thing to remember about Bram Stoker's famous novel is that Drac was for sure strokin' it.
Weird that hair just gets longer.
March 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Weird that hair just gets longer.
Block every brand you see. You do not need them. You can simply silence them.
March 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Block every brand you see. You do not need them. You can simply silence them.
Who up stabbing they Caesar?
March 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Who up stabbing they Caesar?
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Barkley: I’m telling you the Gamecube was better than the SNES. the SNES is overrated
Kenny: you’re crazy. he’s crazy, man
Shaq: Chuck’s never played Chrono Trigger
Barkley: how am I supposed to play a 30 year old game?
Kenny: you NEVER bought a DS?
Ernie: I like the Wii
Kenny: you’re crazy. he’s crazy, man
Shaq: Chuck’s never played Chrono Trigger
Barkley: how am I supposed to play a 30 year old game?
Kenny: you NEVER bought a DS?
Ernie: I like the Wii
February 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Barkley: I’m telling you the Gamecube was better than the SNES. the SNES is overrated
Kenny: you’re crazy. he’s crazy, man
Shaq: Chuck’s never played Chrono Trigger
Barkley: how am I supposed to play a 30 year old game?
Kenny: you NEVER bought a DS?
Ernie: I like the Wii
Kenny: you’re crazy. he’s crazy, man
Shaq: Chuck’s never played Chrono Trigger
Barkley: how am I supposed to play a 30 year old game?
Kenny: you NEVER bought a DS?
Ernie: I like the Wii
I really do love being a hater. Martinus! time to book an appointment for more!
February 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I really do love being a hater. Martinus! time to book an appointment for more!
Writing the next chapter of my scifi epic "Warheads for Algernon!"
February 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Writing the next chapter of my scifi epic "Warheads for Algernon!"
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How to connect to internet
January 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
How to connect to internet
Working on a 50 year plan to move past our concept of "cereal"
February 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Working on a 50 year plan to move past our concept of "cereal"
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Spinning around like an Olympic discus thrower and hurling my work laptop directly into the East River
December 2, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Spinning around like an Olympic discus thrower and hurling my work laptop directly into the East River
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Chiropractors are the professional wrestlers of the medical world.
February 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Chiropractors are the professional wrestlers of the medical world.
In the morning I always find myself craving that Smooth Pink Drink
February 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
In the morning I always find myself craving that Smooth Pink Drink
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Is it Thursday? Fuck you, Thursday
February 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Is it Thursday? Fuck you, Thursday
My AI agent just compared himself to a hummingbird? Good one.
February 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My AI agent just compared himself to a hummingbird? Good one.
30 years old and haven't figured out how to wipe your ass? Welcome to the club!
February 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
30 years old and haven't figured out how to wipe your ass? Welcome to the club!
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Like how dead this place seems on weekends sometimes. Just nice to see work avoidance is a primary use case for others as well
February 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Like how dead this place seems on weekends sometimes. Just nice to see work avoidance is a primary use case for others as well
The wine says Chateau D'ilf! It has to be good
February 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The wine says Chateau D'ilf! It has to be good