Mr. Ben
@bennybucks.bsky.social
Co-host of the Nonessential Podcast!
https://thenonessential.libsyn.com/
1/2 of the electronic/downtempo chill duo CLaB!
https://allthatclab.bandcamp.com/music
Substack
https://bpmatlock.substack.com
Just a big butthole all around.
https://thenonessential.libsyn.com/
1/2 of the electronic/downtempo chill duo CLaB!
https://allthatclab.bandcamp.com/music
Substack
https://bpmatlock.substack.com
Just a big butthole all around.
Pinned
Mr. Ben
@bennybucks.bsky.social
· Aug 21
You know what the best part of my day is? It's those few moments when I'm sitting on the toilet, and i hit that courtesy flush. Because for that brief moment, i think there's a chance I'm gonna get sucked into my toilet. No "goodbye, see ya later." Just gone with my own shit.
A hot take is when you steal rival cave man's fire.
Fuck rival cave man.
Fuck rival cave man.
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
A hot take is when you steal rival cave man's fire.
Fuck rival cave man.
Fuck rival cave man.
Everybody has their, "who did they sexually assault?" jokes locked and loaded for the presidential turkey pardon.
One is sure to turn the tide.
One is sure to turn the tide.
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Everybody has their, "who did they sexually assault?" jokes locked and loaded for the presidential turkey pardon.
One is sure to turn the tide.
One is sure to turn the tide.
Reposted by Mr. Ben
BREAKING: Donald Trump is pressuring studios to fund and produce a sequel to Pootie Tang called “2tie Tang”
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump is pressuring studios to fund and produce a sequel to Pootie Tang called “2tie Tang”
I am absolutely full of kung fu.
*Explodes after getting hip tossed onto a soft mat*
*Explodes after getting hip tossed onto a soft mat*
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I am absolutely full of kung fu.
*Explodes after getting hip tossed onto a soft mat*
*Explodes after getting hip tossed onto a soft mat*
Reposted by Mr. Ben
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
You ever see somebody wear clothes that look really uncomfortable and they fucking lie about it. They say, "no, I'm very comfortable."
You're wearing a sweater for a toddler and your pants have your balls in a triangle choke.
You're wearing a sweater for a toddler and your pants have your balls in a triangle choke.
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
You ever see somebody wear clothes that look really uncomfortable and they fucking lie about it. They say, "no, I'm very comfortable."
You're wearing a sweater for a toddler and your pants have your balls in a triangle choke.
You're wearing a sweater for a toddler and your pants have your balls in a triangle choke.
A kid excitedly running down the stairs to the christmas tree, grabbing the first gift he sees.
"OH, I KNOW WHAT THIS ONE IS!"
And then he throws it into the wall as hard as he can.
"OH, I KNOW WHAT THIS ONE IS!"
And then he throws it into the wall as hard as he can.
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
A kid excitedly running down the stairs to the christmas tree, grabbing the first gift he sees.
"OH, I KNOW WHAT THIS ONE IS!"
And then he throws it into the wall as hard as he can.
"OH, I KNOW WHAT THIS ONE IS!"
And then he throws it into the wall as hard as he can.
Asking AI to "find the good porn" with no further detail given.
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Asking AI to "find the good porn" with no further detail given.
For all their bright spots (mostly on defense), a loss like that really defines the Eagles this year. You just can't believe in this team in any matchup.
They're conservative offensively. They're soft. It's a fucking chore to watch every week.
Go birds.
They're conservative offensively. They're soft. It's a fucking chore to watch every week.
Go birds.
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
For all their bright spots (mostly on defense), a loss like that really defines the Eagles this year. You just can't believe in this team in any matchup.
They're conservative offensively. They're soft. It's a fucking chore to watch every week.
Go birds.
They're conservative offensively. They're soft. It's a fucking chore to watch every week.
Go birds.
The Eagles are really just the most Jekyll and Hyde-ass team I've ever seen.
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The Eagles are really just the most Jekyll and Hyde-ass team I've ever seen.
Come see the one movie this summer that critics cannot agree on! They are all fucking bickering about it. One of them even pulled a knife!
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Come see the one movie this summer that critics cannot agree on! They are all fucking bickering about it. One of them even pulled a knife!
If I unfollowed you, it's probably all on you, honestly. I was the perfect audience and you let me slip through your fingers.
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
If I unfollowed you, it's probably all on you, honestly. I was the perfect audience and you let me slip through your fingers.
Why do we even have a federal government again?
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Why do we even have a federal government again?
Reposted by Mr. Ben
I'm Larry the Cable Guy and welcome to Jackass!
*The camera zooms out from his stoic expression. For some reason, he's all wet. And then we realize why when he lights the match*
*The camera zooms out from his stoic expression. For some reason, he's all wet. And then we realize why when he lights the match*
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I'm Larry the Cable Guy and welcome to Jackass!
*The camera zooms out from his stoic expression. For some reason, he's all wet. And then we realize why when he lights the match*
*The camera zooms out from his stoic expression. For some reason, he's all wet. And then we realize why when he lights the match*
Reposted by Mr. Ben
The dumbest people alive keep advising the Democratic party to throw trans people under the bus whenever possible when all they need to do to glide back to power is go "a McChicken at McDonald's is 4 bucks now, wtf."
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The dumbest people alive keep advising the Democratic party to throw trans people under the bus whenever possible when all they need to do to glide back to power is go "a McChicken at McDonald's is 4 bucks now, wtf."
Reposted by Mr. Ben
I'm Larry the Cable Guy and welcome to Jackass!
*unzips pants and pulls out a disfigured penis covered in festering insect bites before the feed cuts to a test pattern*
*unzips pants and pulls out a disfigured penis covered in festering insect bites before the feed cuts to a test pattern*
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I'm Larry the Cable Guy and welcome to Jackass!
*unzips pants and pulls out a disfigured penis covered in festering insect bites before the feed cuts to a test pattern*
*unzips pants and pulls out a disfigured penis covered in festering insect bites before the feed cuts to a test pattern*
I'm Larry the Cable Guy and welcome to Jackass!
*Pulls a revolver out of a paper bag and his handlers immediately rush him to try to take the gun away*
*Pulls a revolver out of a paper bag and his handlers immediately rush him to try to take the gun away*
November 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I'm Larry the Cable Guy and welcome to Jackass!
*Pulls a revolver out of a paper bag and his handlers immediately rush him to try to take the gun away*
*Pulls a revolver out of a paper bag and his handlers immediately rush him to try to take the gun away*
Today's song
youtu.be/lsbQT-s2RNk?...
youtu.be/lsbQT-s2RNk?...
Black Foxxes - The Big Wild
YouTube video by Black Foxxes
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Today's song
youtu.be/lsbQT-s2RNk?...
youtu.be/lsbQT-s2RNk?...
Reposted by Mr. Ben
I'm Larry the Cable Guy, and welcome to Jackass!
*Jumps on a trampoline and dies, leaving us to wonder what the stunt was supposed to be*
*Jumps on a trampoline and dies, leaving us to wonder what the stunt was supposed to be*
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I'm Larry the Cable Guy, and welcome to Jackass!
*Jumps on a trampoline and dies, leaving us to wonder what the stunt was supposed to be*
*Jumps on a trampoline and dies, leaving us to wonder what the stunt was supposed to be*
Reposted by Mr. Ben
A real man doesn't spend his day hunched over a computer. A real man should be outdoors, staggering about and saying "Hey! who turned out da lights!?" because he got his head trapped in a bucket again
November 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
A real man doesn't spend his day hunched over a computer. A real man should be outdoors, staggering about and saying "Hey! who turned out da lights!?" because he got his head trapped in a bucket again
You know what the best part of my day is? When i pull up to your house, but I'm there a little too early.
So i just start spanking my shit. Going to fucking town on myself like an animal. Hoping you don't come out and see what a disgrace I've become.
So i just start spanking my shit. Going to fucking town on myself like an animal. Hoping you don't come out and see what a disgrace I've become.
November 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You know what the best part of my day is? When i pull up to your house, but I'm there a little too early.
So i just start spanking my shit. Going to fucking town on myself like an animal. Hoping you don't come out and see what a disgrace I've become.
So i just start spanking my shit. Going to fucking town on myself like an animal. Hoping you don't come out and see what a disgrace I've become.
