"High-Agency" Dale: Seed Battle Destiny
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Curved like a scimitar. Turning heads and dropping panties
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Bellingham, WA
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Bellingham, WA
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i do not need to seek out movies to celebrate udo, i just need to watch the kind of movies i like and udo will appear in them. his presence is etched into the world forever
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i do not need to seek out movies to celebrate udo, i just need to watch the kind of movies i like and udo will appear in them. his presence is etched into the world forever
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Me: There's no sports to watch tonight.
Also me: *scrolling past all the basketball*
Also me: *scrolling past all the basketball*
November 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Me: There's no sports to watch tonight.
Also me: *scrolling past all the basketball*
Also me: *scrolling past all the basketball*
I would say that listening to this is the closest you can come to the sensation of smoking formaldehyde without breaking any laws, but I'd better run that past my lawyer first.
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I would say that listening to this is the closest you can come to the sensation of smoking formaldehyde without breaking any laws, but I'd better run that past my lawyer first.
Sam Darnold isn't the guy and that's depressing
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Sam Darnold isn't the guy and that's depressing
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Very sad to hear about the passing of legendary Seahawks safety Kenny Easley--one of the hardest hitting dudes to ever play the game, and a fascinating guy who stood up to management at many turns. RIP.
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Very sad to hear about the passing of legendary Seahawks safety Kenny Easley--one of the hardest hitting dudes to ever play the game, and a fascinating guy who stood up to management at many turns. RIP.
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KEEP HONKING
I'M LISTENING TO
THE HONEYED LIES
OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER
I'M LISTENING TO
THE HONEYED LIES
OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
KEEP HONKING
I'M LISTENING TO
THE HONEYED LIES
OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER
I'M LISTENING TO
THE HONEYED LIES
OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER
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November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
the game ended on a perfect note
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
the game ended on a perfect note
64 yards we want a tie ballgame don't we folks!?!?
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
64 yards we want a tie ballgame don't we folks!?!?
his team must be in the playoffs
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
his team must be in the playoffs
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Seattle's Mamdani is winning by an absurdly small margin over our incumbent mayor, who once pulled a gun on a pregnant woman in a parking lot.
Vote in your local elections!
www.thestranger.com/news/2025/11...
Vote in your local elections!
www.thestranger.com/news/2025/11...
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Seattle's Mamdani is winning by an absurdly small margin over our incumbent mayor, who once pulled a gun on a pregnant woman in a parking lot.
Vote in your local elections!
www.thestranger.com/news/2025/11...
Vote in your local elections!
www.thestranger.com/news/2025/11...
my friend has a cyst on his spine and his doctor prescribes him intranasal ketamine and he let me try it and it's like Afrin except it makes you crazy
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
my friend has a cyst on his spine and his doctor prescribes him intranasal ketamine and he let me try it and it's like Afrin except it makes you crazy
I'm the Goku of eating Greek Yogurt with fruit preserves stirred in it
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I'm the Goku of eating Greek Yogurt with fruit preserves stirred in it
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mariners 3rd best team in baseball,
hang the fucking banner.
hang the fucking banner.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
mariners 3rd best team in baseball,
hang the fucking banner.
hang the fucking banner.
We got a game folks
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
We got a game folks
Just wasted my lone, precious lunch break on some soup that tastes like shit. Things will get worse for me, I can already tell.
October 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Just wasted my lone, precious lunch break on some soup that tastes like shit. Things will get worse for me, I can already tell.
ughhhhh my dick
the mariners dick punch is inevitable.
October 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
ughhhhh my dick
the Seahawks broke my heart today. If you need me I'll be weeping in my bedroom, thank you.
October 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
the Seahawks broke my heart today. If you need me I'll be weeping in my bedroom, thank you.
McCorkle
October 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
McCorkle
This is the Rams team that's supposed to be so scary and dominant, eh?
October 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This is the Rams team that's supposed to be so scary and dominant, eh?
That's some chump change GB you lost
September 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
That's some chump change GB you lost
LET'S GO JAGS FUCK YEAHHHH
September 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
LET'S GO JAGS FUCK YEAHHHH
Go Jags Go!!!
September 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Go Jags Go!!!
I'm so bored but have no energy to do anything about it
September 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I'm so bored but have no energy to do anything about it
Are we Seahawks fans or what!?!?!?
September 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Are we Seahawks fans or what!?!?!?