Mr. Ben
@bennybucks.bsky.social
Co-host of the Nonessential Podcast!
https://thenonessential.libsyn.com/
1/2 of the electronic/downtempo chill duo CLaB!
https://allthatclab.bandcamp.com/music
Substack
https://bpmatlock.substack.com
Just a big butthole all around.
https://thenonessential.libsyn.com/
1/2 of the electronic/downtempo chill duo CLaB!
https://allthatclab.bandcamp.com/music
Substack
https://bpmatlock.substack.com
Just a big butthole all around.
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Mr. Ben
@bennybucks.bsky.social
· Aug 21
You know what the best part of my day is? It's those few moments when I'm sitting on the toilet, and i hit that courtesy flush. Because for that brief moment, i think there's a chance I'm gonna get sucked into my toilet. No "goodbye, see ya later." Just gone with my own shit.
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Trump abused his authority. The power of the purse doesn’t belong to one person — tariffs are a tax, and any decision to levy the American people must be made by Congress alone. It wasn’t here, and working families paid the price.
The federal government must return the money it stole to the people.
The federal government must return the money it stole to the people.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court strikes down President Trump’s sweeping tariffs, upending the central plank of his economic agenda. Follow the latest updates.
Trump warns of ‘bad things’ if Iran refuses deal, as US carrier nears Mideast
The U.S. and Iran are signaling they're prepared for war if talks on Tehran’s nuclear program fizzle out, as a second U.S. aircraft carrier nears the Middle East.
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February 20, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Trump abused his authority. The power of the purse doesn’t belong to one person — tariffs are a tax, and any decision to levy the American people must be made by Congress alone. It wasn’t here, and working families paid the price.
The federal government must return the money it stole to the people.
The federal government must return the money it stole to the people.
Youtube chefs will do shit like, "Today, we're making Ted Bundy's FAV-OR-ITE pizza. And he had it right! I too would kill a motherf-"
February 20, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Youtube chefs will do shit like, "Today, we're making Ted Bundy's FAV-OR-ITE pizza. And he had it right! I too would kill a motherf-"
They call it shredded wheat be ause it shreds your fucking asshole oh my go
February 19, 2026 at 11:16 PM
They call it shredded wheat be ause it shreds your fucking asshole oh my go
Fucking Dark Souls boss one-hit-kills are such bullshit.
February 19, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Fucking Dark Souls boss one-hit-kills are such bullshit.
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The "Accountability" issue is getting muddled and we should be clear about what it is and isn't. I don't need Democrats to post Trumpian memes and say swears on TV, I want them to impose legal consequences on our criminal president and his accomplices. Until they can, they should cheerlead for it
Beshear: "If somebody is looking for a Democratic version of Trump, that's not me. My goal is to bring people together, my goal is to heal the country. You can't do that if you're engaged in the same tactics he is. If that's what the American people are looking for, I'm not their guy."
February 19, 2026 at 6:32 PM
The "Accountability" issue is getting muddled and we should be clear about what it is and isn't. I don't need Democrats to post Trumpian memes and say swears on TV, I want them to impose legal consequences on our criminal president and his accomplices. Until they can, they should cheerlead for it
Kids today will say some shit like, "Tits walked so Asses can run."
And I just have to accept this?! No fucking way.
And I just have to accept this?! No fucking way.
February 19, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Kids today will say some shit like, "Tits walked so Asses can run."
And I just have to accept this?! No fucking way.
And I just have to accept this?! No fucking way.
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The choice is clear.
February 19, 2026 at 1:17 AM
The choice is clear.
I miss vacant Donkey Kong. I miss seeing his lights were on but knowing nobody was home.
February 18, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I miss vacant Donkey Kong. I miss seeing his lights were on but knowing nobody was home.
He's not a lad anymore. He should change his name to Pappy O'Rock.
February 18, 2026 at 6:36 PM
He's not a lad anymore. He should change his name to Pappy O'Rock.
What if you were shitting and then heard Elmo's voice from the neighboring stall be like, "tough day, huh?"
February 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
What if you were shitting and then heard Elmo's voice from the neighboring stall be like, "tough day, huh?"
One of the best feelings in the world is when you're learning guitar and realizing one of your favorite songs from a band is fairly simple to play.
And then, next thing you know you're actually jamming. BECAUSE WE ALL GREW UP WANTING TO BE FUCKING DWAYNE!
And then, next thing you know you're actually jamming. BECAUSE WE ALL GREW UP WANTING TO BE FUCKING DWAYNE!
February 18, 2026 at 2:15 AM
One of the best feelings in the world is when you're learning guitar and realizing one of your favorite songs from a band is fairly simple to play.
And then, next thing you know you're actually jamming. BECAUSE WE ALL GREW UP WANTING TO BE FUCKING DWAYNE!
And then, next thing you know you're actually jamming. BECAUSE WE ALL GREW UP WANTING TO BE FUCKING DWAYNE!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning...
...smells like shit...i actually hate it. I'm sorry i lied just now. This sucks.
...smells like shit...i actually hate it. I'm sorry i lied just now. This sucks.
February 17, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I love the smell of napalm in the morning...
...smells like shit...i actually hate it. I'm sorry i lied just now. This sucks.
...smells like shit...i actually hate it. I'm sorry i lied just now. This sucks.
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AI is revolutionizing the world! A Playstation now costs $5,000 and this is the last phone you will ever own.
“.. ‘many system vendors will go bankrupt or exit product lines due to a lack of memory. Mobile phone production will be reduced by 200-250 million units, and PC and TV production will be significantly reduced.’ Yikes.”
@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
February 17, 2026 at 10:02 PM
AI is revolutionizing the world! A Playstation now costs $5,000 and this is the last phone you will ever own.
Travis Bickle: You talking to me?
His Reflection: Nope.
Travis Bickle: Oh good. :)
His Reflection: Nope.
Travis Bickle: Oh good. :)
February 15, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Travis Bickle: You talking to me?
His Reflection: Nope.
Travis Bickle: Oh good. :)
His Reflection: Nope.
Travis Bickle: Oh good. :)
This shit is bad fucking news.
February 15, 2026 at 3:08 AM
This shit is bad fucking news.
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Me during the job interview
February 13, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Me during the job interview
Star Wars: The Bop of the Boppity Bu
February 13, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Star Wars: The Bop of the Boppity Bu
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nodding while i take a bite out of the food i cooked for youtube so nobody knows it tastes like unbelievable dogshit
February 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
nodding while i take a bite out of the food i cooked for youtube so nobody knows it tastes like unbelievable dogshit
A dick measuring contest to see who can measure the most dicks, accurately.
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
A dick measuring contest to see who can measure the most dicks, accurately.
Firmly at the age where if i have to bend down to pick something up, i will be pissed about it.
February 11, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Firmly at the age where if i have to bend down to pick something up, i will be pissed about it.
Fucked around and found a friend til the end.
February 10, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Fucked around and found a friend til the end.
Tonight's musical guest, Jumbo Deep Fried Pimp.
February 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Tonight's musical guest, Jumbo Deep Fried Pimp.
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i'm a fan of the rhetorical one-two of "we're coming after you in this life and in the next"
February 10, 2026 at 6:51 PM
i'm a fan of the rhetorical one-two of "we're coming after you in this life and in the next"