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Mr. Ben
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Co-host of the Nonessential Podcast!
https://thenonessential.libsyn.com/

1/2 of the electronic/downtempo chill duo CLaB!
https://allthatclab.bandcamp.com/music

Substack
https://bpmatlock.substack.com

Just a big butthole all around.
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
For all their bright spots (mostly on defense), a loss like that really defines the Eagles this year. You just can't believe in this team in any matchup.

They're conservative offensively. They're soft. It's a fucking chore to watch every week.

Go birds.
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Doc, I didn't go against all of your advice to die.

I went against it to find out if I'm really alive.
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
"Things happen."
November 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
You know what the best part of my day is? When i pull up to your house, but I'm there a little too early.

So i just start spanking my shit. Going to fucking town on myself like an animal. Hoping you don't come out and see what a disgrace I've become.
November 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
On some shit.
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Jordan Davis doesn't always blow up the stat sheet, and maybe I'm irrational in my fandom, but I feel like he's so important to that line. Once you give him consistency from the guys on the edge, he is just a wall...but like a wall that wants to fucking hurt you...

Basically this guy.
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The eagles offense still looks like the shits, but there were some moments.

The defense put on a masterclass, and the Phillips trade unlocked something in that defensive line we had been missing. Just an incredible game from them.

Go birds.
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
TFW you rub the wrong dog's belly.
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Don't know why they made the airbag look like this either. Talk about adding insult to injury.
November 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Trump sending Tuddy back and forth in the rain to talk to Epstein.
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I hate playing the packers. It's always ugly as fuck. Offense owes the defense their game checks.

Go birds.
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I always shit on uniform combos that are kinda easy targets, so I'll give you one I actually like that most people think is trash.

Green helmet. Black jersey. Green pants.

I think it's the best look of all the black alternates, and I miss it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Had to say goodbye to a real one tonight.

Rest in peace, Tang.

Aka Mr. Tango. Aka Buddy Huggz. Aka Tango Khan. Aka way too many nicknames because he was that big of a deal.
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Got hiiiiiiiim!
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
October 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
October 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
October 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Some dracula flow fanart for today's drawing.
October 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I don't care if I'm like this. That Redzone loop should be playing until the end of time.
October 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
October 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It would be cool if we could play the giants without half the players on each team dying. But the eagles definitely played their most complete game today.

Go birds.
October 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Skate'Em Steve.
October 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
October 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM