Notorious BGT
@benhead.bsky.social
Star Trek, My Little Pony, Java, etc.
Stereotypical nerd, basically.
he/him or they/them
Stereotypical nerd, basically.
he/him or they/them
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Notorious BGT
@benhead.bsky.social
· Sep 5
Happy Friday! Try to find something to not be angry about today!
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
A lot of people don't like this gentleman, either. Maybe a thing should happen. I know nothing about it.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
A lot of people don't like this gentleman, either. Maybe a thing should happen. I know nothing about it.
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[DM who has only played Baldur's Gate 3 running session zero of their first tabletop campaign] ok what vulva style are you thinking of taking
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
[DM who has only played Baldur's Gate 3 running session zero of their first tabletop campaign] ok what vulva style are you thinking of taking
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Meesa being cancelled!
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Meesa being cancelled!
"Because of the length of the shutdown and the pain it's inflicting, we're going to let Republicans inflict more pain on more people over a longer period of time." Fucking 5-D chess, truly. 🙄🙄🙄
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
"Because of the length of the shutdown and the pain it's inflicting, we're going to let Republicans inflict more pain on more people over a longer period of time." Fucking 5-D chess, truly. 🙄🙄🙄
Until I saw this sign, it never occurred to me that a capital A could be "backwards".
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Until I saw this sign, it never occurred to me that a capital A could be "backwards".
The justices are gonna get so sick of this guy... Like, however much your goals might be aligned with someone else's, if they're an annoying prick, they're an annoying prick, and you're just, "oh my god shut the fuck up already".
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The justices are gonna get so sick of this guy... Like, however much your goals might be aligned with someone else's, if they're an annoying prick, they're an annoying prick, and you're just, "oh my god shut the fuck up already".
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New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
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Video game people: wow they really want us to pay 70 bucks for a game
Lego people: Just got this for $300 what a great deal
Lego people: Just got this for $300 what a great deal
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Video game people: wow they really want us to pay 70 bucks for a game
Lego people: Just got this for $300 what a great deal
Lego people: Just got this for $300 what a great deal
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The last time New York had a decent mayor was Giuliani, over two decades ago. Say what you will about him (you younger people only know what's become of him after leaving office), but he really did clean up the city. He oversaw the removal of its two biggest eyesores.
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The last time New York had a decent mayor was Giuliani, over two decades ago. Say what you will about him (you younger people only know what's become of him after leaving office), but he really did clean up the city. He oversaw the removal of its two biggest eyesores.
Love me some inverse femtobarns!!
The integrated luminosity, which relates to the number of collisions recorded in a given amount of time, reached 125 inverse femtobarns for the @atlasexperiment.bsky.social and @cmsexperiment.bsky.social experiments, and the total is more than 520 inverse femtobarns since 2010.
November 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Love me some inverse femtobarns!!
Who knew that when Trump said we'd get tired of all the winning, he meant winning against him!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
Jurors Find Sandwich Hurler Not Guilty of Assault
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Who knew that when Trump said we'd get tired of all the winning, he meant winning against him!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
To be fair, I don't think Mike Johnson needs an excuse to starve families and gut healthcare. It's a big part of why he went into politics.
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
To be fair, I don't think Mike Johnson needs an excuse to starve families and gut healthcare. It's a big part of why he went into politics.
My fat stupid ass is rude, motherfucker!!
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
My fat stupid ass is rude, motherfucker!!
I know what I'm getting for Christmas! Looks like all the rumors were true, even down to the included minifigs' *accessories* and the preorder gift shuttlepod with Ro Laren.
November 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I know what I'm getting for Christmas! Looks like all the rumors were true, even down to the included minifigs' *accessories* and the preorder gift shuttlepod with Ro Laren.
Yep, there are local news reports online from all over the northeast confirming that that's what it was. Pretty cool! The satellite they launched is doing Actual Science, too, not some corporate bullshit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentine...
November 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Yep, there are local news reports online from all over the northeast confirming that that's what it was. Pretty cool! The satellite they launched is doing Actual Science, too, not some corporate bullshit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentine...
In my own little corner of the world, the Dutchess County legislature flipped 5 seats, and control, from 10 Dem / 15 Rep to the opposite, 15 Dem / 10 Rep. All 5 flips were incumbent losses, not open seats.
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
In my own little corner of the world, the Dutchess County legislature flipped 5 seats, and control, from 10 Dem / 15 Rep to the opposite, 15 Dem / 10 Rep. All 5 flips were incumbent losses, not open seats.
Went in to vote, came out to see a UFO. Sure, why not.
November 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Went in to vote, came out to see a UFO. Sure, why not.
These fuckin' Autopens will just pardon anybody!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
Trump Says He Doesn’t Know Crypto Billionaire He Pardoned
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
These fuckin' Autopens will just pardon anybody!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
This cracked me up, because it sounds like so many of my good friends. And probably also me.
Source: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
Source: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This cracked me up, because it sounds like so many of my good friends. And probably also me.
Source: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
Source: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
Baskin-Robbins renamed the Cappuccino Blast... "Cappy"??
Like a capybara?
Like capicola?
Like THIS fuckin' guy? He was like the WORST ham-ham....
Like a capybara?
Like capicola?
Like THIS fuckin' guy? He was like the WORST ham-ham....
November 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Baskin-Robbins renamed the Cappuccino Blast... "Cappy"??
Like a capybara?
Like capicola?
Like THIS fuckin' guy? He was like the WORST ham-ham....
Like a capybara?
Like capicola?
Like THIS fuckin' guy? He was like the WORST ham-ham....
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Congrats to RFK Jr.'s neighbor, who trolled him with this festive Halloween decoration on her front lawn.
November 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Congrats to RFK Jr.'s neighbor, who trolled him with this festive Halloween decoration on her front lawn.
Take THAT, Hunger!
November 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Take THAT, Hunger!