Notorious BGT
@benhead.bsky.social
Star Trek, My Little Pony, Java, etc.
Stereotypical nerd, basically.
he/him or they/them
Stereotypical nerd, basically.
he/him or they/them
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Notorious BGT
@benhead.bsky.social
· Sep 5
Happy Friday! Try to find something to not be angry about today!
This dude made his front porch look like a strip club.
www.cnet.com/home/smart-h...
www.cnet.com/home/smart-h...
I Replaced All My Outdoor Lighting with Cheap Smart LED Strips — Here Are 5 Surprises
Forget dim solar-powered lights: Here's what actually happens when you upgrade your patio with inexpensive, waterproof, smart LEDs.
www.cnet.com
February 8, 2026 at 8:29 PM
This dude made his front porch look like a strip club.
www.cnet.com/home/smart-h...
www.cnet.com/home/smart-h...
Ew ew ew. Figured maybe I'd turn on pregame coverage while making space for our game snacks later and they're interviewing Donald Fucking Trump about football. NBC WHAT ARE YOU DOING???
February 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Ew ew ew. Figured maybe I'd turn on pregame coverage while making space for our game snacks later and they're interviewing Donald Fucking Trump about football. NBC WHAT ARE YOU DOING???
This isn't remotely the first time it's been said. Will Paramount listen?
www.space.com/entertainmen...
www.space.com/entertainmen...
Star Trek needs to go back to 20+ episode seasons — and there's never been a better time
It is time for Star Trek to boldly go where no streaming series has gone before: back to the 20+ episode seasons of old!
www.space.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:42 PM
This isn't remotely the first time it's been said. Will Paramount listen?
www.space.com/entertainmen...
www.space.com/entertainmen...
Windows Update just installed an Intel graphics driver from 2020. Like 20 minutes after I installed the most recent one.
February 4, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Windows Update just installed an Intel graphics driver from 2020. Like 20 minutes after I installed the most recent one.
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Maybe *I* should start enriching uranium. You know, as a deterrent.
January 29, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Maybe *I* should start enriching uranium. You know, as a deterrent.
"The operation in Minneapolis should stand down and immediately end," Sen. Fetterman said, adding, "I won't use my considerable power as a US senator to *make* that happen, but, y'know, it should."
thehill.com/homenews/sen...
thehill.com/homenews/sen...
thehill.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:42 PM
"The operation in Minneapolis should stand down and immediately end," Sen. Fetterman said, adding, "I won't use my considerable power as a US senator to *make* that happen, but, y'know, it should."
thehill.com/homenews/sen...
thehill.com/homenews/sen...
Pff I beat Leviathan a bunch of times. Charybdis, too.
January 27, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Pff I beat Leviathan a bunch of times. Charybdis, too.
Imagine just shitting yourself to death on national television?
This Sunday, Jan. 25, 60 Minutes presents “A Night at the Movies,” a special edition featuring profiles from our archives on:
• Timothée Chalamet
• Jamie Lee Curtis
• Kate Winslet
• Timothée Chalamet
• Jamie Lee Curtis
• Kate Winslet
January 25, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Imagine just shitting yourself to death on national television?
Democrats need to get better at playing stupid games. They need to provide a week's notice before visiting a detention facility? Okay... EVERY week, they provide notice they're visiting EVERY facility.
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
Judge refuses to block new DHS policy
A federal judge has refused to temporarily block the Trump administration from enforcing a new policy requiring members of Congress to give a week’s notice before they can visit immigration detention ...
abcnews.go.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Democrats need to get better at playing stupid games. They need to provide a week's notice before visiting a detention facility? Okay... EVERY week, they provide notice they're visiting EVERY facility.
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
The worst part of #SpellingBee is having to guess which words Sam Ezersky thinks are sufficiently well-known.
Today it's the battle of geomorphic features: ARROYO yes, PLAYA no. 🙄
Today it's the battle of geomorphic features: ARROYO yes, PLAYA no. 🙄
January 17, 2026 at 4:38 PM
The worst part of #SpellingBee is having to guess which words Sam Ezersky thinks are sufficiently well-known.
Today it's the battle of geomorphic features: ARROYO yes, PLAYA no. 🙄
Today it's the battle of geomorphic features: ARROYO yes, PLAYA no. 🙄
It's one of those phrases that just SOUNDS fascist, like "blood and soil".
"Prima fashy" if you will.
"Prima fashy" if you will.
So was "One of Ours, All of Yours" used by anyone who was NOT a fascist? Is there any reason not to find it alarming?
January 13, 2026 at 2:16 PM
It's one of those phrases that just SOUNDS fascist, like "blood and soil".
"Prima fashy" if you will.
"Prima fashy" if you will.
It's been way too long since I watched Gunbuster, honestly.
I'll miss you, Gainax!
I'll miss you, Gainax!
January 13, 2026 at 2:12 PM
It's been way too long since I watched Gunbuster, honestly.
I'll miss you, Gainax!
I'll miss you, Gainax!
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The Nazi murderer wants to warn you that calling him a Nazi murderer and calling the Nazi murderers that he hires Nazi murderers is only going to increase the Nazi murdering that the Nazi murderers do.
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The Nazi murderer wants to warn you that calling him a Nazi murderer and calling the Nazi murderers that he hires Nazi murderers is only going to increase the Nazi murdering that the Nazi murderers do.
Delivering all those presents in a single night, Santa also knows a thing or two about accelerating things to tremendous speeds.
Ho, ho, ho under CERN’s mistletoe 🧑🎄
Today’s #PhotoOfTheWeek features CERN’s "Father Christmas" team touring the Laboratory just before Christmas Eve, all the way from the #LHC tunnel to the @atlasexperiment.bsky.social and @cmsexperiment.bsky.social detectors.
Today’s #PhotoOfTheWeek features CERN’s "Father Christmas" team touring the Laboratory just before Christmas Eve, all the way from the #LHC tunnel to the @atlasexperiment.bsky.social and @cmsexperiment.bsky.social detectors.
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Delivering all those presents in a single night, Santa also knows a thing or two about accelerating things to tremendous speeds.
How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas Party
December 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas Party
So, uh, is Trump gonna fire Susie Wiles TODAY, or like, wait and do it on Christmas Eve so it hurts more?
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/u...
I guess now we know why she "typically shuns publicity". Chronic foot-in-mouth disease.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/u...
I guess now we know why she "typically shuns publicity". Chronic foot-in-mouth disease.
Takeaways From Susie Wiles’s Candid Interviews Describing Trump World
www.nytimes.com
December 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
So, uh, is Trump gonna fire Susie Wiles TODAY, or like, wait and do it on Christmas Eve so it hurts more?
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/u...
I guess now we know why she "typically shuns publicity". Chronic foot-in-mouth disease.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/u...
I guess now we know why she "typically shuns publicity". Chronic foot-in-mouth disease.
I hate Optimum so much....
December 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I hate Optimum so much....
🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 Wow, someone's been good this year! (It's me.) 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
December 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 Wow, someone's been good this year! (It's me.) 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
The current State Department should probably be using Other Hand as its official font.
www.cheetos.com/otherhand
www.cheetos.com/otherhand
www.cheetos.com
December 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The current State Department should probably be using Other Hand as its official font.
www.cheetos.com/otherhand
www.cheetos.com/otherhand
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December 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
So, there's good news and there's bad news... 😂
The two top uses for Disney IP will be porn and slurs.
Please treat our treasured IP like trash
December 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
So, there's good news and there's bad news... 😂
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My mother taught me never to call another person garbage unless they’ve incited an insurrection and/or raped children
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My mother taught me never to call another person garbage unless they’ve incited an insurrection and/or raped children