Matt "Captain Danger" Stevens
@kentallardjr.bsky.social
A joke name that got out of hand
I understand that there are multiple right answers. Problem is (as noted later in the thread) that teachers still expect ONE right answer, and get mad when you don't give it to them.
My first year of law school, i watch a lot of my fellow students struggle with the idea that there wasn't necessarily one right answer to any question. Some answers may have been better than others in some ways. Working with ambiguity is hard for a good number of people.
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I understand that there are multiple right answers. Problem is (as noted later in the thread) that teachers still expect ONE right answer, and get mad when you don't give it to them.
Republicans can force its members to suppress the Epstein files, while Democrats can't stand together to protect health care subsidies. I'm almost impressed.
November 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Republicans can force its members to suppress the Epstein files, while Democrats can't stand together to protect health care subsidies. I'm almost impressed.
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So Pete Hegseth wants to rid the military of "beardos," because men with beards can't be good soldiers
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
So Pete Hegseth wants to rid the military of "beardos," because men with beards can't be good soldiers
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The Status Interview – Or How To Write Up a Senate Purge List talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-s...
The Status Interview – Or How To Write Up a Senate Purge List
Over the last couple days I’ve argued both that the denouement of...
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November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The Status Interview – Or How To Write Up a Senate Purge List talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-s...
For any problem, the two conventional GOP solutions are
A) Give rich people money
B) Shoot somebody
I guess they're given up on A
A) Give rich people money
B) Shoot somebody
I guess they're given up on A
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
For any problem, the two conventional GOP solutions are
A) Give rich people money
B) Shoot somebody
I guess they're given up on A
A) Give rich people money
B) Shoot somebody
I guess they're given up on A
If there are any "Death by Lightning" fans here... This video gives some context on the previous election (1876): youtu.be/LjA1MzUuHk8?...
How close was the US to another Civil War in 1876? (Short Animated Documentary)
YouTube video by History Matters
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November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If there are any "Death by Lightning" fans here... This video gives some context on the previous election (1876): youtu.be/LjA1MzUuHk8?...
God bless Sanders, and fie and foe on the Gang of 8 Dipshits
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
God bless Sanders, and fie and foe on the Gang of 8 Dipshits
For some reason I remember an unusual amount of Gilded Age politics, so "Death by Lightning" is my kind of jam.
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
For some reason I remember an unusual amount of Gilded Age politics, so "Death by Lightning" is my kind of jam.
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In the name of protecting Jews, Jews have their funding cancelled, get kicked out of seminars, and are removed from leadership positions in Jewish Studies to be replaced by non-Jews.
Latest write-up about outrageous administrative over reach at IU. www.jta.org/2025/11/07/u...
In Indiana, a vaunted Jewish studies program is upended by red-state politics over Israel and speech - Jewish Telegraphic Agency
A leadership shakeup, a defunded graduate student and political pressure from above have turned a storied program into a flashpoint for Trump-era campus politics.
www.jta.org
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
In the name of protecting Jews, Jews have their funding cancelled, get kicked out of seminars, and are removed from leadership positions in Jewish Studies to be replaced by non-Jews.
I hope no one I know owns Tesla stock anymore, because they gave Elon Musk a $1 trillion pay package.*
* He only gets that money if Tesla's valuation hits $8.5 trillion, twice the GDP of Japan, so... It's unlikely.
* He only gets that money if Tesla's valuation hits $8.5 trillion, twice the GDP of Japan, so... It's unlikely.
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I hope no one I know owns Tesla stock anymore, because they gave Elon Musk a $1 trillion pay package.*
* He only gets that money if Tesla's valuation hits $8.5 trillion, twice the GDP of Japan, so... It's unlikely.
* He only gets that money if Tesla's valuation hits $8.5 trillion, twice the GDP of Japan, so... It's unlikely.
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And, there we go: The formal judgment of acquittal.
"Sandwich guy" case is done.
"Sandwich guy" case is done.
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
And, there we go: The formal judgment of acquittal.
"Sandwich guy" case is done.
"Sandwich guy" case is done.
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
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Jones went dark woke and correctly identified the new electorate is wine moms who have chosen violence.
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Jones went dark woke and correctly identified the new electorate is wine moms who have chosen violence.
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I did not have “Turns out Curtis Sliwa is the class act of the NYC political old guard” on my Bingo card.
Nobody likes a sore loser – but Cuomo declines to bow out gracefully
Despondency reigned at the Ziegfeld Ballroom – and then the beaten candidate found it hard to praise the victor
www.theguardian.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I did not have “Turns out Curtis Sliwa is the class act of the NYC political old guard” on my Bingo card.
I know this is a great day to overturn conventional wisdom.
But I just saw someone post this:
"Face it, Van Helsing was a great movie."
....
....
Yeah. No.
But I just saw someone post this:
"Face it, Van Helsing was a great movie."
....
....
Yeah. No.
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I know this is a great day to overturn conventional wisdom.
But I just saw someone post this:
"Face it, Van Helsing was a great movie."
....
....
Yeah. No.
But I just saw someone post this:
"Face it, Van Helsing was a great movie."
....
....
Yeah. No.
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first mayor I am fucking certain has played Magic The Gathering
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
first mayor I am fucking certain has played Magic The Gathering
Phoenix Command came up here. Yes, it is preposterously complicated, but that's not even the worst part.
It's nothing but a big combat system. The first step to find your chance to hit? Find your encumbrance level. All other calculations -- and there are a lot of them -- follow from that.
It's nothing but a big combat system. The first step to find your chance to hit? Find your encumbrance level. All other calculations -- and there are a lot of them -- follow from that.
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Phoenix Command came up here. Yes, it is preposterously complicated, but that's not even the worst part.
It's nothing but a big combat system. The first step to find your chance to hit? Find your encumbrance level. All other calculations -- and there are a lot of them -- follow from that.
It's nothing but a big combat system. The first step to find your chance to hit? Find your encumbrance level. All other calculations -- and there are a lot of them -- follow from that.
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
I like the democratic socialists, like Mamdani, because I know they're essentially social democrats in the European tradition. (I was a DSA member in the 80s.)
I don't know how successful he'll be -- I'm skeptical of his rent control program -- but I don't see anything to be *afraid* of.
I don't know how successful he'll be -- I'm skeptical of his rent control program -- but I don't see anything to be *afraid* of.
November 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I like the democratic socialists, like Mamdani, because I know they're essentially social democrats in the European tradition. (I was a DSA member in the 80s.)
I don't know how successful he'll be -- I'm skeptical of his rent control program -- but I don't see anything to be *afraid* of.
I don't know how successful he'll be -- I'm skeptical of his rent control program -- but I don't see anything to be *afraid* of.
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Thank god he was wearing the vest.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Thank god he was wearing the vest.
How the fuck would THAT work?!?
They’ve all gone mad.
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
November 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
How the fuck would THAT work?!?
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If you've read none of Cerebus, you're uncultured.
If you've read all of it, you're insane.
If you've read all of it, you're insane.
November 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If you've read none of Cerebus, you're uncultured.
If you've read all of it, you're insane.
If you've read all of it, you're insane.
It's like a cop saying "you have the right to remain silent" before shooting you in the face.
It's the Samuel Jackson school of bible quotes.
It's the Samuel Jackson school of bible quotes.
This isn’t just an improper blending of church and state.
It’s a twisted mockery of Christianity that ought to offend any actually devout Christian.
Showing armed soldiers moving into battle as you lip service “… as we forgive those who trespass against us” sorta misses the point.
It’s a twisted mockery of Christianity that ought to offend any actually devout Christian.
Showing armed soldiers moving into battle as you lip service “… as we forgive those who trespass against us” sorta misses the point.
Add a dose of propaganda to your morning coffee.. This smells of Russian-like “special operation”
November 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It's like a cop saying "you have the right to remain silent" before shooting you in the face.
It's the Samuel Jackson school of bible quotes.
It's the Samuel Jackson school of bible quotes.
Maybe Wonder Woman can be blonde, but Sabrina Carpenter looks like she's only five heads tall
November 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Maybe Wonder Woman can be blonde, but Sabrina Carpenter looks like she's only five heads tall
What?
(I know I keep asking that.)
(I know I keep asking that.)
Trump threatens US military action in Nigeria over treatment of Christians reut.rs/4qBrVXy
Trump threatens US military action in Nigeria over treatment of Christians
U.S. President Donald Trump said on Saturday that he has asked the Defense Department to prepare for possible military action in Nigeria if the Nigerian government "continues to allow the killing of Christians."
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November 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
What?
(I know I keep asking that.)
(I know I keep asking that.)