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Matt "Captain Danger" Stevens
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A joke name that got out of hand
So you get asked, "What's The Metamorphosis about?"
"It's about a guy turning into a giant bug."
"WRONG! It's about the cheapness of life under capitalism. What are you, stoopid?"
It's why I fucking hated English classes.
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I'm guessing that it's talk-to-text + cocaine.

I'm surprised there are no weird transitions like "Gotta call the lawy... what the hell? I said no anchovies ... fucking stupid delivery fuckers... What was I saying? oh yeah, hide my video tapes and .."
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Particularly weird when these Democrats *refuse to support filibusters* like these.

"We have to end this filibuster or the Republicans will take away our right to filibuster."
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
No. I wrote about my ambivalence in the last E&A. TLDR: I love the genre, can't get past the storygame elements. I'd love a more conventional heist game, though.
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Noooooooooooooooooooooo
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
An excellent list and one that should work for both progressives and centrists, or honest centrists at least.
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I hear it's a cartoon starring a cute Baby V
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I have heard that they used to talk of an "American civilization" that included all of the New World republics, as opposed to the monarchies of Europe. Couldn't give you a direct source, though.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
What a great choice for a VP nominee! Man, Hillary Clinton had great political instincts.
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I've been mansplaining my butt off to Kimberly. I know that's frowned upon, but forgive me my moments of glory. Few people can recall as many James Blaine anecdotes.
November 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I wanted to know if that was true! That's what I asked on Nextdoor, but they were too dull to consider it.
November 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
That Valhalla place with the "Car Meccanic" sign always drives me nuts. I asked Nextdoor about it, and people only said, "What's wrong with it? They fixed my car." I decided never to talk on Nextdoor again.
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Meanwhile, here's a video of Elon's speech after he was promised a trillion dollars. Check out the amazing salesmanship!
They Actually Gave It To Him
YouTube video by Big A
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM